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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: The Grim Reaper walks towards an elderly woman who is knitting in an armchair. The Grim Reaper asks, "Any last wishes?" Panel 2: The elderly woman responds, "I'd like to see my son for the last time." Panel 3: The Grim Reaper says, "Mrs. Schmidt. You don't have a son." Panel 4: The elderly woman, looking thoughtful, says, "Oh. In that case, I want to bang Tom Selleck on a yacht."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A glowing blonde woman smiles radiantly. "Linda was beautiful." Panel 2: A long leg in a high heel stretches across the panel. "She had legs for days." Panel 3: An arm spans the frame. "Arms for weeks." Panel 4: Linda stands on a mountaintop like a goddess, arms spread against a sunset, with exaggerated proportions. "And breasts for years."

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Panel 1: A mother looks at her phone with a shocked expression. A speech bubble from her phone reads, "Hey mom, having fun riding my bf’s giant cock." Panel 2: The scene shifts to show a giant rooster with a blonde woman riding on its back. They are in a fenced yard, and the rooster appears calm and massive in size. Panel 3: The woman from the first panel is writing a message on her phone. A speech bubble from her phone reads, "How nice! Say hi to Bob from me!" Panel 4: The final panel shows a man in a cowboy hat standing in front of a building labeled "Bob’s Giant Cock Ranch."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A witch coos at her black cat, "Oh, Lord Nibbles! You cutie!" Panel 2: Kneeling by his castle-shaped litter box, she baby-talks, "You made a poo? A teeny stinky poo?" Panel 3: She scoops him up for a cuddle, gushing, "You cute little stinky sausage! I wuv you, Nibbles!" Panel 4: Later, alone at a laptop on a website called The Nibble, Lord Nibbles types out a diary entry dated Sunday, February 20th: "And I found myself asking, why are humans so cringe?"

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Panel 1: A caption reads, "Sally had super vision." The panel shows Sally, a woman with a bun, standing alone. Panel 2: A caption reads, "She could see other people's feelings." The panel shows a close-up of Sally with abnormally large, bulging eyes. Panel 3: Sally greets a person on the street, saying, "Hello." The person thinks, "Ew." Panel 4: A caption reads, "Sally was very lonely." The panel shows Sally standing alone, looking sad.

FYI: We have an exhibition coming up on Friday, February 18th at KuBa in Saarbrücken, Germany. Meet us at the opening at 7pm! The show is called Silly Empire and it’s wild!

War and Peas – Exhibition – Silly Empire

 

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: The Grim Reaper stands at a man's door holding a potted seedling and announces, "I hereby hand over your father's remains." Panel 2: Reading from a note, the Reaper continues, "It was his final wish to be planted under this seedling, so that he will grow into a mighty tree," and hands the pot over. Panel 3: The man carries the little plant into his living room which is filled with brown, withered houseplants that clearly didn't make it. Panel 4: Sweating, he holds the seedling and thinks, "One last cruel joke, right, Dad?"

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A vampire in a black cape lurks against a tiled wall beneath a sign pointing to the sauna, rubbing his hands together. Panel 2: He peeks around the corner, giggling "Heehee," and hides. Panel 3: A flushed, sweating man wrapped in a towel strolls out of the steaming sauna as the vampire waits. Panel 4: The vampire creeps toward him, grinning, and says, "I love warm meals."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A scene at the North Pole with Santa looking for something. Text says "Meanwhile, on the North Pole" and Santa says "Damn. Where did I put my night goggles? The people need their presents." Panel 2: Santa sits on his sleigh surrounded by presents saying "Oh well. What's the worst that could happen." Panel 3: A living room with a Christmas tree and a banner saying "Swingin' Holiday!" showing people in BDSM gear opening presents. Panel 4: A church with nuns and children around a Christmas tree, with the sign "ST. MARY'S ORPHANAGE" visible as they open presents.

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8-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A man laughs at a mouse caught in a trap. "Haha, dumb mouse." Panel 2: The mouse, unfazed, next to a block of cheese. "Yes, I do love cheese." Panel 3: "I love cheese so much, I'm prepared to give everything for it." Panel 4: The mouse asks, "Have you ever loved anything that much?" Panel 5: The man stands alone against a dark sky, staring into the void. Panel 6: He sits on the floor, face in hands. "No..." Panel 7: He opens the trap, sobbing, and releases the mouse. Panel 8: The mouse relaxes in a cosy furnished mouse hole with bookshelves, eating cheese. "Haha, humans are chumps."

 

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: The Grim Reaper appears before an old lady knitting in her armchair. "It's time." Panel 2: She looks up cheerfully. "Time for what? Time for some cocoa?" Panel 3: Death facepalms. "Mrs. Schmidt..." She grabs her walker: "Time for some cookies and the new season of Bridgerton?" Panel 4: They sit on the couch together with cookies, cake, and Bridgerton on TV. Death protests, "We can't keep doing this, Mrs.—" She shushes him: "Pssst!"