4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Two green aliens on a spaceship. One comforts the other. "Come on. Cheer up, Borgus." Panel 2: Suggestions to lift his mood. "We could destroy a moon? ...or surf a black hole?" Panel 3: "Or we could party with our Earth friends." Both aliens perk up. Panel 4: A UFO beams up a mooing cow into a tractor beam. Through the window, the aliens are partying inside.

5-panel comic by War and Peas

Panel 1: A sleepy NASA scientist is dozing at her desk in a control center at night. The radar dishes outside rotate under a crescent moon.

Panel 2: A loud beep wakes her. She jumps up in excitement, yelling, “It’s happening! The first contact!”

Panel 3: A voice buzzes in over the intercom: “Hey, did you want sausage on your pizza?”

Panel 4: She snaps, “JEFF! This is the ALIEN LINE! No sausage!” while slamming a button.

Panel 5: Two buff green aliens in a spaceship hover over Earth. One says, “Huh. It’s busy.”