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Passwords

By warandpeass | July 30, 2023

4-panel Comic by War and Peas . 1. Panel: The Slutty Witch is sitting at her laptop and says, "Damnit. What's my email password again?" 2. Panel: Her cat, Lord Nibbles, is playing with an Ouija board ans says, "SluttyUpri$ing69-Kill-Kill-Kill#Destroy-Burn-it-All-Down" 3. Panel: The Slutty Witch is thinking about that. 4. Panel: She answers, "No, that's my online banking."

Posted in Comics, Hilarious Comics and tagged as comic, funny, humor, lol, lord nibbles, online banking, password, Passwords, Slutty Witch, war and peas, webcomic, witch, witches, Witchy.

Favorite Restaurant

By warandpeass | July 23, 2023

Comic about a Witch/Vampire couple by War and Peas 1. Panel: A witch and a vampire walk down the street holding hands. The witch says, "Tonight, I'm taking you to my favorite restaurant." 2. Panel: She stops, "Here we are!".She's standing in front of a cemetery gate. The vampire is angry, "WTF!" 3. Panel: The vamp shouts, "You expect me to eat dead bodies?" 4. Panel: The witch points at the building on the other side of the street with a big sign reading "Greek Deli". She says, "No, I meant this one."

Posted in Absurd Humor, Comics, Dark Humor, Hilarious Comics and tagged as black humor, Cemetery, comic, comic strip, comics, comicstrips, couple, dark humor, date, Favorite Restaurant, funny, Greek Deli, hilarious, humor, restaurant, Slutty Witch, vamp, vampire, webcomic, witch, witches, Witchy.

Romance

By warandpeass | June 18, 2023

4 panel comic by War and Peas 1. Panel: The witch is on bed ready to have sex with a guy. They both look at a corner from the room. She says: "He'll be done in a minute." 2. Panel: Her cat named Lord Nibbles is taking a poop at his cat toilet. He's intensely staring at them. 3. Panel: The guy says: "He's making eye contact." 4. Panel: Witch: "He's establishing dominance. Don't look away."

Posted in Comics, Sexy Humor and tagged as black cat, cat, comic, date, dominance, funny, humor, lol, lord nibbles, sexy, Slutty Witch, war and peas, witch, witches, Witchy.

Potions

By warandpeass | May 14, 2023

Funny 4 panel comic by War and Peas. 1. Panel: The beloved Slutty Witch is sitting in her potions shop reading a sexy book. 2. Panel: A guy comes in and says: "I'm looking for something to help me with my love life." 3. Panel: The witch points at a specific vial and says: "This will make you irresistible to rats." 4. Panel: The man reaches for the bottle and says: "Close enough."

Posted in Comics, Dark Humor, Sexy Humor and tagged as black humor, close enough, comic, comic strip, Comicstrip, comicstrips, dark humor, funnies, funny, humor, humorous, lol, love, love life, love potion, Potion, Potions, Rat, Rats, Slutty Witch, war and peas, webcomic, witch, witches, Witchy.

Fall

By warandpeass | February 12, 2023

4 panel comic by War and Peas 1. Witch standing at window looking out. She says: "It has begun. It's fall." 2. Her best friend, a fairy, is sitting on the floor doing her nails. She answers: "It's spring actually." 3. The witch continues to look out of the window: "No, it's fall. I can smell it." 4. She turns around and has clenched a fist: "The fall of the Patriarchy."

Posted in Comics, Hilarious Comics, Sexy Humor, Wholesome Humor and tagged as comic, comics, elizabeth pich, fairy, fall, fall of patriarchy, feminism, funny, humor, jonathan kunz, lo, patriarchy, seasons, Slutty Witch, spring, war and peas, witch, witches, Witchy.

Modern Witch Starter Pack

By warandpeass | February 9, 2022

War and Peas - Modern Witches Starter Pack - Jonathan Kunz and Elizabeth Pich

A modern witch also needs one of our Otaku shirts and a breathtaking art print from our shop.

Posted in Comics, Sexy Humor, Shop and tagged as Basic Witch, Fleetwood Mac, Grimes, meme, memes, Modern Witch, Slutty Witch, Starter Pack, tarot, war and peas, witch, witches, Witchy Vibes.

Magic Wand

By warandpeasshop | February 6, 2022

Four panel comic by War and Peas. The first panel shows a coven meeting. Several witches sit around a fire and having fun. One of them screams: "To abolish the patriarchy..." The text continues in the second panel: "... raise your wands, sisters!". Two witches in a closeup sit by the fire and raise their magic wands. The third panel shows two hands raising magic wands while a third hand raises a sex toy. The sex toy is a so called "magic wand" by Hitachi. The fourth panel shows a sweating and smiling witch character who is also sitting by the fire.

Posted in Comics, Sexy Humor and tagged as 4 panel comic, black humor, comic strip, coven, coven meeting, dark humor, elizabeth pich, fire, four panel comic, funnies, funny, hitachi, jonathan kunz, magic wand, magic wands, meeting, naughts, sex toy, sexy, Slutty Witch, Smash Patriarchy, smash the patriarchy, toy, Vibrator, Wand, wands, war and peas, witch, witchcore, witchcraft, witches, Witchy.

9Lives2Many

By warandpeass | November 14, 2021

War and Peas - 9Lives2Many - Jonathan Kunz and Elizabeth Pich

Posted in Comics, Dark Humor, Hilarious Comics, Wholesome Humor and tagged as 4 panel comic, 9 lives, black cat, cat, cats, comic, comic strip, elizabeth pich, fortune, Fortune reading, fortune teller, fortuneteller, four panel comic, funny, grim, hilarious, humor, jonathan kunz, lord nibbles, sigh, Slutty Witch, war and peas, webcomic, witch, witches, Witchy.

Beautiful Nightmare

By warandpeass | June 27, 2021

War and Peas - Beautiful Nightmare - Jonathan Kunz and Elizabeth Pich

Posted in war and peas and tagged as 4 panel comic, cat, cats, comic, dark humor, dark humour, Dildo, elizabeth pich, four panel comic, funnies, funny, hilarious, humor, jonathan kunz, lord nibbles, masturbation, nightmare, orgasm, pathetic, shake, Slutty Witch, Vibrator, war and peas, webcomic, witch, witches, Witchy, ZZZ.

Midnight Tuna

By warandpeass | June 13, 2021

War and Peas - Midnight Tuna - Jonathan Kunz and Elizabeth Pich

Posted in war and peas and tagged as Alfred, cat, cats, comic, comic artist, comic strip, comics, comix, elizabeth pich, funny, genius, humour, jonathan kunz, lol, lord nibbles, Midnight Tuna, nibbles, online shopping, Slutty Witch, Snack, spanking, splurge, tuna, war and peas, webcomic, witch, witches, Witchy.
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