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War and Peas Comic Panel 1: A witch in a swimsuit and hat stands on the beach next to a person in the water. The witch says, "Says here that there are jellyfish around here." The person looks concerned. Panel 2: The witch warns, "They're toxic! Get out of the water!" Panel 3: The witch asks, "Or do you want me to piss on you?" Panel 4: The person responds, "No!" but a thought bubble reveals they are thinking, "Yes!"

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Panel 1: A witch, wearing a pointed hat, sits in a chair at an eye doctor's office. The doctor, holding a magnifying tool to her eyes. She says, "Um, 'E' ... 'F' ... frog tail, upside-down cross, flames, upside-down cross, again." Panel 2: The doctor continues to hold the magnifying tool to the witch's eyes. The witch continues, "Burning church... the antichrist, um 'R'." Panel 3: The doctor, still holding the magnifying tool, says, "I'm afraid you need glasses." Panel 4: The witch, looking shocked, exclaims, "WHAT?!" The doctor, writing on a clipboard, responds, "And possibly, an exorcism."

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Panel 1: A red-haired witch ("Slutty Witch") stands at the counter of the "Bureau of Broom Services." She says to the horned goblin lady behind the counter, "I'm here to get plates for my broom." Panel 2: The goblin lady offers a pamphlet and says, "I'm sure you'll enjoy our options: Sorcery Insurance, Invisibility Plus, Weapons." Panel 3: The witch, holding the pamphlet, asks, "What's the 'Plague Special Edition'?" Panel 4: Later that night, the witch is seen flying on her broom over a city. The sky is filled with swarms of insects, rats, and frogs. The witch laughs, "Hahaha."

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5-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A cheerful young witch wearing a pointy hat, green stockings, and a black dress walks through an arched hallway with a cat in the background. She says, “I’m going to the shelter to find a familiar.” Panel 2: A black cat lies indignantly on a green cushion, reading a book titled “Portals to Hell Vol. III.” The cat looks up with wide eyes and says, “AHEM! I am your familiar.” Panel 3: The witch, now annoyed, responds with clenched fists, “You should’ve thought about that before you destroyed all my stockings.” Panel 4: The witch walks away as the cat watches her. She says over her shoulder, “Also, I always wanted a toad.” Panel 5: The witch is seen leaving through the doorway while the cat shouts after her, “At least get one we can lick and get high from!”

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Panel 1: A witch sits at a desk with a laptop, crystal ball, and candle. She says, "Damnit. What's my e-mail password again?" She looks frustrated. Panel 2: A black cat sits on a Ouija board, with its paw on the planchette. The Ouija board spells out, "SluttyUpri$ing69 K1ll-K1ll-K1ll #Destroy&Burn-it-all-dówn." Panel 3: The witch looks back at her laptop, appearing thoughtful. Panel 4: The witch says, "No, that's my online banking."

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4 panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: The first panel shows a witch with long red hair wearing a black dress and a pointed hat. She is sitting at a window, looking outside at what appears to be a typical autumn scene, with a few clouds in the sky. She holds a drink in one hand and declares, “It has begun. It’s Fall.” Panel 2: The scene shifts to a fairy doing her nails while sitting on the floor. The fairy has green wings, a light green dress, and blonde hair tied up in buns. She is surrounded by objects like a skull, a candle, and some drinks, giving the scene a laid-back vibe. The fairy looks relaxed as she responds, “It’s actually spring.” Panel 3: The third panel returns to the witch, still looking out the window. She confidently repeats, “No, it’s Fall. I can smell it.” Panel 4: In the final panel, the witch clenches her fist in determination, with a look of resolute confidence on her face. She declares, “The Fall of the Patriarchy.”

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War and Peas comic strip Panel 1: A man and a witch walk into a dimly lit room with candles on the floor. The man says, "Aww, how romantic!" Panel 2: The man, pointing at the candles, says, "All the candles!" Panel 3: The man, pointing at a pentagram on the floor, says, "And this beautiful floor painting!" Panel 4: The man, looking slightly concerned, says, "Wait a minute." The witch, now holding a knife, looks at him with a serious expression.