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Next Stop

By warandpeass | August 6, 2023

4-panel-comic by War and Peas: 1. Panel: A small alien sits in a UFO and says, "Mommy, I have to pee." 2. Panel: Two taller aliens are standing next to it. One of them says, "We could stop here. Next rest stop is 2616 light years away." 3. Panel: The UFO is right next to Planet Earth. The aliens are looking at Earth. 4. Panel: They fly away. One of the adult aliens says, "Son, you're gonna have to hold it."

Posted in Absurd Humor, Comics, Hilarious Comics and tagged as alien, aliens, comic, comic strip, comics, Comicstrip, earth, elizabeth pich, funny, hold it, jonathan kunz, light years, pee, planet earth, Rest Stop, ufo, war and peas, webcomic.

Big Bang Theory

By warandpeass | July 16, 2023

Funny Comic by War and Peas 1.Panel: A female scientist is standing on the deck of an observatory. Next to her is a male scientist who is taking notes and supervising a computer. She looks up at the night sky through a telescope and says, "Do you ever look up and wonder if you're looking at two aliens having sex? 2. Panel: She turns to her colleague and says with shining eyes, "Or an alien orgy?" 3. Panel: They look at each other in silence. 4. Panel: She looks through the telescope again and says, "Or just one alien beating the beat."

Posted in Comics and tagged as alien, alien orgy, aliens, banging one out, comic, comics, deck, elizabeth pich, female scientist, funny, humor, jonathan kunz, lol, NASA, observatory, scientist, sexy humor, telescope, thirsty, war and peas, webcomic.

New Evidence

By warandpeass | April 23, 2023

4 Panel Comic by War and Peas 1. Panel: A female scientist is holding a presentation. She says: "New evidence suggests..." 2. Panel: Close-Up to her face: "that aliens are MUCH SEXIER than previously assumed." 3. Panel: She clicks with a pointer to the presentation screen and says: "By evidence I mean these illustrations I've been making in my free time." 4. The screen showing herself being held like a queen by two giant buff aliens. Their muscles are sweaty and they're standing on a giant pink planet.

Posted in Comics, Sexy Humor and tagged as alien, aliens, astronomists, astronomy, buff, comic, elizabeth pich, Fantasy, funny, hilarious, horny, humor, jonathan kunz, lol, NASA. scientist, planet, planets, science, sexy, thirsty, war and peas, webcomic.

Jessica’s Thicc Booty

By warandpeass | May 8, 2022

War and Peas - Jessica's Thicc Booty - Elizabeth Pich and Jonathan Kunz

Posted in Absurd Humor, Comics, Hilarious Comics, Sexy Humor and tagged as alien, alien kingdom, alien planet, aliens, booty, buy a star, comic, comic strip, comic strips, Comicstrip, funnies, funny, galaxy, humor, jessica, jessica lol, lol, name a planet, name a star, names, planet, planet name, thicc, thicc booty, war and peas, webcomic.

Abduction

By warandpeass | September 27, 2020

War and Peas - Abduction - Elizabeth Pich and Jonathan Kunz

This comic was published a few days earlier for our patrons including some behind-the-scenes material to explain our creative process. To become a patron, please visit our Patreon page :)

Posted in war and peas and tagged as 4 panel comic, Abduction, alien, aliens, area 51, comic, comic strip, elizabeth pich, four panel comic, funny, humor, Jerry, jonathan kunz, lo, relatable, spaceship, war and peas, webcomic. 1 Comment

A Mighty Species

By warandpeass | March 15, 2020

War and Peas - A Mighty Species - Elizabeth Pich and Jonathan Kunz

Posted in war and peas and tagged as alien, alien invader, aliens, apocalypse, black humour, comic, comic strip, comic strips, comics, Comicstrip, comicstrips, cow fart, cow farts, dark humor, dark humour, earth, elizabeth pich, funnies, funny, humankind, jonathan kunz, mankind, mother earth, planet, planet earth, war and peas, webcomic, webcomics.

A Human

By warandpeass | August 13, 2017

War and Peas – A Human – Comic

Posted in Absurd Humor, Comics, war and peas, Wholesome Humor and tagged as 4 panel comic, alien, aliens, comic, dad, divided we fall, earth, earthlings, history, human, humanity, humankind, Ignatz Submission, kid, mankind, mom, news, pets, poop, selection2017, ufo, violence, war, war and peas, Yonkoma.

How To Make Friends

By warandpeass | April 17, 2016

war and peas - how to make friends

Posted in war and peas and tagged as 4 panel comic, alien, black, Cartoon, comic, comics, Comicstrip, dark, Forever alone, friends, friendship, funny, humor, lins, linsedition, lol, no friends, ripley, sarcasm, war and peas, webcomic.

Printers

By warandpeass | April 8, 2016

war and peas - printers

Posted in war and peas and tagged as 4 panel comic, alien, best, black, Cartoon, comic, comics, Comicstrip, conspiracy, dark, funny, humor, humour, lins, linsedition, lol, printer, sarcasm, war and peas, webcomic.

Friendly Visitors

By warandpeass | April 3, 2016

war-and-peas-friendly-visitors

Posted in L.I.N.S. and tagged as alien, aliens, Cartoon, comic, dissapointment, donald trump, fun, funny, humankind, lins, linsedition, strip, trump.
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