4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A couple at a fancy restaurant under a full moon. The man panics. "Oh no, it's time." His date: "Dear, please don't." Panel 2: He starts transforming, shirt ripping. "ARGH! My rockhard muscles are ripping through!" Panel 3: Now a full werewolf, he flexes. "Raah! My buff legs! How embarrassing!" His date sips from her drink.  Panel 4: The werewolf poses at the table. His date says flatly, "No one is taking pictures, dear."

Panel 1: A robot and a woman sit at a dinner table. The woman says, "I'll admit, when I agreed to this date I thought you were a human." The robot looks neutral. Panel 2: The robot responds, "Well, I'm a very good listener..." Panel 3: The robot adds, "...and I have multiple body parts that can vibrate." The woman looks shocked. Panel 4: The woman, raising her hand, says, "Could we get the check please?"

War and Peas - Dinner's Ready - Jonathan Kunz and Elizabeth Pich
War and Peas – Dinners Ready – Jonathan Kunz and Elizabeth Pich

War and Peas - Meet the Midwife - Jonathan Kunz and Elizabeth Pich

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