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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1:A person in an orange sweater stands indoors, clutching a "To Do" list with visible frustration. The room is sparse: a blue wall, a table, and a closed window.Panel 2:Close-up of the "To Do" list. The first item, written in bold, reads: “Make a clown cry.”Panel 3:The person is angry, saying, “Who the hell wrote this list?” Unbeknownst to them, a clown with a red nose and bowtie lurks just outside the glass, grinning expectantly.Panel 4:The clown’s face presses against the window. A thought bubble above the clown’s head reads, “Come on... Make me cry. Do it.”

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A ghost wakes with a startled "GASP" in bed and cries, "Honey, I had a dream you died!" Panel 2: The other ghost calmly replies, "Sweetie, we're already dead." Panel 3: Nuzzling their partner, they add, "We were murdered by that crazy axe killer, remember?" Panel 4: Reassured, the first ghost sighs, "Oh, right... what a relief," as the couple drifts back to sleep beneath a crescent moon.

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  1. 4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A stern officer hands a soldier a letter and commands, “Deliver this message to Sergeant Jefferson before dawn!” Panel 2: The officer warns, “The outcome of this war lies in your hands,” while the nervous soldier goes, "SIR, YES, SIR!". Panel 3: The soldier delivers the letter to another officer standing right next to them, saying, “An important message from Lieutenant Meyer, Sir!” Panel 4: The officer reads it aloud: “This just says ‘Jefferson stinks!’” The two commanding officers bicker like children, one shouting, “He started it!” while the messenger suggests, “Sir, the war could be over if you spoke directly, Sir!”

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6-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A news reporter, standing waist-deep in water, says, “Becoming a water planet has not been all bad.” The caption reads “Business” with a yellow number 5 icon. Panel 2: The reporter continues, “Today, we’re talking with local pool noodle manufacturer Tom Gibbons.” Tom stands beside him in a red shirt and black tie; in the background, people float on pool noodles. Panel 3: The reporter asks, “Tom, how does it feel to be the most successful businessman around?” A drowning man can be seen waving in the background. Panel 4: Tom replies, “Well, I miss my wife and kids who passed in the floods.” Panel 5: Both men stand silently in the water, the reporter holding his microphone. Panel 6: Tom adds, “But business is thriving.” In the background, more people float in the flooded landscape.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Two cartoon bees with blue wings flying against a pink background. The left bee says "You have to be prepared to die for the hive, Jim." Panel 2: The same two bees continue their conversation, with the right bee (Jim) responding "What if I'm prepared to play Jazz for the hive?" Panel 3: The left bee replies "No one wants that, Jim." while Jim holds a small saxophone and says "I had this specially made." Panel 4: Jim is now playing his tiny saxophone with musical notes floating around, while the other bee says "Please, stop." Jim appears to be enjoying his jazz performance despite the protest.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: An orange cat in a blue shirt stands outside a university building, holding an "ECON 101" textbook. Thought bubble reads, "Okay, don't act weird. Just don't act weird." Panel 2: Inside a lecture hall. An elderly professor in a green jacket stands at a podium in front of a chalkboard. The cat sits among human students, thinking, "You got this." The professor says, "Welcome to today's class, everybody." Panel 3: The professor clicks a laser pointer against the chalkboard and says, "Let's get started." Panel 4: Close-up of the cat with dilated pupils, sweating, clutching crumpled papers — completely fixated on the red laser dot against a dramatic red background.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Two cowboys face off in a desert town. One says, "This town ain't big enough for the both of us." Panel 2: The other cowboy considers this. "Are you saying we should..." Panel 3: He looks hopeful. "...move?" Panel 4: Both cowboys ride off together on a horse-drawn wagon loaded with moving boxes, smiling.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A grey cat teacher stands at a desk with a pointer, lecturing a class of cats. "When the human awakes in the morning, it is very important to greet them." Panel 2: A student raises a paw. "Yes, Todd?" Todd asks, "How do we greet them?" Panel 3: The teacher nods approvingly. "Excellent question." Panel 4: The teacher points to a chalkboard diagram showing a cat presenting its backside to a stick-figure human. "With our buttholes."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A man in a green cap and hoodie hands a certificate to a blonde woman in a black top and grey skirt. He says, "I bought you a star, babe. Haha!" Panel 2: The woman reads the certificate, laughing. She says, "Hahaha, you named it 'JESSICA'S THICC BOOTY?'" Panel 3: On an alien planet, a crowned green alien leader addresses a crowd from a throne, flanked by two alien guards. Planets float in the purple sky. The leader announces, "Citizens of GØRP-X46, our Planet will henceforth be called JESSICA'S THICC BOOTY." Panel 4: Wide shot of the alien castle and a massive crowd of green aliens gasping in shock under a sky full of planets.

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A witch stands in her bedroom, surrounded by several witch hats placed on her bed. She says, "I have a date later, but I forgot which one of my hats has an irresistibility spell on it..." Panel 2: The witch holds up one of her hats and asks, "What about this one?" Panel 3: Her black cat, Lord Nibbles, looks up at her and says, "I only feel compelled to give you 50% off all lobster dishes." Panel 4: The witch takes off the hat and says, "Ah great! My Seafood Shack hat. Been looking for this one."