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5-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A female green goblin officer rides a broomstick, chasing a witch. She yells, “Stop!” under a crescent moon. Panel 2: The goblin says, “Do you know how fast you were–” before the witch interrupts, “Officer! I’m late for a date!” Panel 3: The witch, exasperated, sighs, “Do you know how hard it is to find a reasonable guy nowadays?” Panel 4: She continues, “HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE A PODCAST!” Panel 5: The goblin, resigned, waves the witch off: “Okay, GO!” as the witch speeds away into the night.

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5-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Slutty Witch shows a date a coffin. "And here's the coffin I share with my ex-boyfriend." Panel 2: "He's a vampire, so it's fine!" Panel 3: "He sleeps during the day and I sleep at night." Panel 4: "Rents are through the roof so it's pretty clever if you think about it." Panel 5: The vampire ex peeks out of the coffin. "I can scoot over if you guys wanna get jiggy with it."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A couple at a fancy restaurant under a full moon. The man panics. "Oh no, it's time." His date: "Dear, please don't." Panel 2: He starts transforming, shirt ripping. "ARGH! My rockhard muscles are ripping through!" Panel 3: Now a full werewolf, he flexes. "Raah! My buff legs! How embarrassing!" His date sips from her drink. Panel 4: The werewolf poses at the table. His date says flatly, "No one is taking pictures, dear."

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A witch stands in her bedroom, surrounded by several witch hats placed on her bed. She says, "I have a date later, but I forgot which one of my hats has an irresistibility spell on it..." Panel 2: The witch holds up one of her hats and asks, "What about this one?" Panel 3: Her black cat, Lord Nibbles, looks up at her and says, "I only feel compelled to give you 50% off all lobster dishes." Panel 4: The witch takes off the hat and says, "Ah great! My Seafood Shack hat. Been looking for this one."