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6-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A motivational speaker on stage at "The POWER of DREAMS" points at the audience. "You, Sir! What's your biggest dream?" Panel 2: A man with a mustache answers, "I want to make out with a big, juicy worm with a fat butt." Panel 3: The speaker: "Um... ...Okay." Panel 4: He moves on. "You, Miss. What's your dream?" Panel 5: A woman answers, "Um, that actually sounds amazing. I want that." Panel 6: The speaker turns away and whispers into his headset. "Janet, yeah. It's happening again."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Slutty Witch walks through a supermarket on her phone, her black cat Lord Nibbles at her feet. She says, "Looks like everyone's a witch nowadays." Panel 2: Lord Nibbles jumps into a shopping cart pushed by a vampire who's saying to the witch, "You should be glad. Witches are cool now." Panel 3: The vampire happily says, "Just like sucking people off is cool now, too!" Panel 4: Lord Nibbles in the cart looks mortified. "You've GOT to stop calling it that."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: In an antique shop, a shopkeeper shows a customer a tall standing mirror and says, "This is our rarest piece: a magic mirror." Panel 2: He explains, "It reveals your deepest desire when you stand before it." Panel 3: In the mirror, a giant grinning worm creature coils around the blushing, sweating customer and coos, "Who's a naughty boy!" Panel 4: The unfazed shopkeeper reassures him, "Don't worry... most people see the worm."

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7-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Officer McSexy struts past the door with an exaggeratedly large behind. A police chief calls, "McSexy, get in here." Panel 2: McSexy enters the office. The chief says, "That BBL is against department policy." Panel 3: The chief asks, "How you gonna catch perps with a behind that big?" Panel 4: McSexy replies, "Chief, I got a secret weapon up my sleeve." Panel 5: McSexy looks over his shoulder, grinning. "Or should I say…" Panel 6: He turns around, revealing a concealed weapon between the cheeks. "Up my cheeks!" POW POW. Panel 7: The chief stands amid the destruction, impressed. "McSexy! You beautiful fool!"

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A man on a candlelit date with Slutty Witch asks, "Did you just… come?" Panel 2: Close-up of Slutty Witch, flustered. "I did!" Panel 3: The man looks hopeful. "Because of my detailed analysis of the works of Quentin Tarantino?" Panel 4: Slutty Witch, sweating. "No, but I left my voodoo doll with my girlfriend."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A night sky with a crescent moon over a town. A witch in a black hat rides a broomstick with a green-skinned vampire woman in a pink dress sitting behind her, arms around her. The vampire says, "Thanks for giving me a lift." Panel 2: Close-up of the two. The witch asks, "You know you can fly, right?" Panel 3: The vampire closes her eyes and snuggles against the witch. She says, "Yeah, I know. I just like it when you drive." Panel 4: Close-up of both smiling. The vampire rests her head on the witch's shoulder while sneakily groping her. The witch grins knowingly under the moonlit sky.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: An operating room with surgical lights and a heart monitor. A patient – Slutty Witch in her witch hat – lies on the table and says to the surgeon, "Are you gonna rearrange my guts, Doctor Daddy?" A second medical worker stands in the background. Panel 2: Close-up of the surgeon in green scrubs, cap, glasses, and mask, looking uncomfortable under a spotlight. He says, "Um, its Doctor Smith." Panel 3: Slutty Witch starts grinning and moaning, "Hoohooo-haaa Doctor Daaaddy!" Panel 4: The surgeon turns to a colleague and says, "Why isn't she properly sedated?"

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Panel 1: A ghost stands next to a person working on a laptop. The ghost says, "This man behind me believes he's living in a 'smart home.'" Panel 2: The ghost flips a light switch and says, "But it's actually me who flips the switches." Panel 3: The ghost continues, "He even believes in electricity." Panel 4: The ghost, with a smug expression, concludes, "That's just ghost jizz."

This comic is part of our collaboration with Kunstmuseum Basel.

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War and Peas Comic Panel 1: A witch in a swimsuit and hat stands on the beach next to a person in the water. The witch says, "Says here that there are jellyfish around here." The person looks concerned. Panel 2: The witch warns, "They're toxic! Get out of the water!" Panel 3: The witch asks, "Or do you want me to piss on you?" Panel 4: The person responds, "No!" but a thought bubble reveals they are thinking, "Yes!"

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Panel 1: The Thirsty Scientist sits across from an HR representative at a table in an office. The HR representative says, "We feel your research team has gotten a bit distracted." Panel 2: The HR representative, looking stern, says, "There have been some complaints about 'inappropriate spending' of grant money." Panel 3: The Thirsty Scientist, now looking shocked, responds, "I'm shocked. I can assure you, all funds go into cutting-edge research." Panel 4: A jump cut to a lab setting, where the Thirsty Scientist stands next to a large, muscular alien statue. She says, "All right, which one of you scumbags ratted me out?" Two lab technicians in the background look nervous.