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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: An industrial building with a glowing sign reads "Dams Inc.," smokestacks puffing behind it. Panel 2: A hugely muscular beaver kicks open the CEO's office door, flexing, and shouts, "Time for sweet payback!" as the startled boss yelps, "Ah!" Panel 3: The buff beaver grabs the terrified executive, cackling "Muahahaha" and declaring, "You like being spanked, Mr. Big Dam!" Panel 4: The scene cuts to a bedroom, where the sweating man lies awake beside his wife, who sighs, "Oh, honey, was it Buff Beaver again?"

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Two horn beetles are fighting over a ball of dung on sandy ground with grass in the background. One beetle says "She's mine!" while the other responds "No, mine!" Panel 2: A female horn beetle approaches the fighting pair and says "Guys, stop! I'm more into personality." The male beetles ask "Really?" Panel 3: The female beetle continues speaking: "The personality trait I'm most into is..." Panel 4: The female beetle enthusiastically declares "...BUFFNESS!" while riding on the back of a gigantic muscular horn beetle.

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4 Panel Comic by War and Peas 1. Panel: A female scientist is holding a presentation. She says: "New evidence suggests..." 2. Panel: Close-Up to her face: "that aliens are MUCH SEXIER than previously assumed." 3. Panel: She clicks with a pointer to the presentation screen and says: "By evidence I mean these illustrations I've been making in my free time." 4. The screen showing herself being held like a queen by two giant buff aliens. Their muscles are sweaty and they're standing on a giant pink planet.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A couple at a fancy restaurant under a full moon. The man panics. "Oh no, it's time." His date: "Dear, please don't." Panel 2: He starts transforming, shirt ripping. "ARGH! My rockhard muscles are ripping through!" Panel 3: Now a full werewolf, he flexes. "Raah! My buff legs! How embarrassing!" His date sips from her drink. Panel 4: The werewolf poses at the table. His date says flatly, "No one is taking pictures, dear."

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