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Panel 1: A black cat and a bear sit at a poker table. The bear says, "I have a flush." Panel 2: The black cat responds, "Oh, a flush? So, you know that word?" Panel 3: The bear says, "Uhm, sure." The black cat then asks, "So, why don't you ever flush?" The bear looks confused. Panel 4: The scene zooms out, revealing a giraffe and a mouse also sitting at the poker table. The giraffe says "Seriously, Karl. Why don't you ever flush?"

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A witch coos at her black cat, "Oh, Lord Nibbles! You cutie!" Panel 2: Kneeling by his castle-shaped litter box, she baby-talks, "You made a poo? A teeny stinky poo?" Panel 3: She scoops him up for a cuddle, gushing, "You cute little stinky sausage! I wuv you, Nibbles!" Panel 4: Later, alone at a laptop on a website called The Nibble, Lord Nibbles types out a diary entry dated Sunday, February 20th: "And I found myself asking, why are humans so cringe?"