4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A mermaid sits on a rock at sunset. A fish asks, "Ariel, what are you doing up there all by yourself?" Panel 2: She snaps, "I told you not to disturb me when I'm up here." Panel 3: The fish swims away. Ariel sits alone on the rock. Panel 4: Ariel relaxes, looking relieved. A "Pffft" sound effect reveals the real reason she needs privacy.

4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Two sailing ships – one with red sails, one with black – approach each other on the open sea. Panel 2: Close-up of the ships' wooden figureheads reaching toward each other. Panel 3: The figureheads touch, reminiscent of Michelangelo's "Creation of Adam." Panel 4: A pirate with an eyepatch, peg leg, and pipe watches from the deck and says, "I ship it." while the figureheads are making out.

War and Peas – Dinner for Two – Jonathan Kunz and Elizabeth Pich