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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A father and daughter walk toward a sunny cottage. "Oh, wow! Daddy is this our new house?" Panel 2: The father corrects her. "No, honey. Remember we're in a horror movie!" Panel 3: The daughter glances at the crumbling house next door: lightning, gravestones, and a shadowy figure visible in a window. "It's this one." Panel 4: The daughter asks, "And you're an author working on his comeback novel?" The father adds, looking distressed, "And Mom's been acting strange, lately."

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6-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A motivational speaker on stage at "The POWER of DREAMS" points at the audience. "You, Sir! What's your biggest dream?" Panel 2: A man with a mustache answers, "I want to make out with a big, juicy worm with a fat butt." Panel 3: The speaker: "Um... ...Okay." Panel 4: He moves on. "You, Miss. What's your dream?" Panel 5: A woman answers, "Um, that actually sounds amazing. I want that." Panel 6: The speaker turns away and whispers into his headset. "Janet, yeah. It's happening again."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A black cat lounges in a cardboard box. "Free food, napping all day. This is the life." Panel 2: The cat muses, "I should switch bodies with Lord Nibbles more often." Panel 3: Slutty Witch's body walks through a doorway while the cat watches from below. Panel 4: Close-up of Slutty Witch's face with wide, traumatised eyes. "You were right. Catcalling is not what I thought it was."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A senior ghost with glasses and a clipboard instructs a trainee ghost. "Okay, kid. To haunt your subject..." Panel 2: "...you're gonna wanna choose something really terrifying." Panel 3: The trainee ghost appears behind an old woman on a couch and zaps her TV on. "And now the news." Panel 4: The mentor ghost nods approvingly. "Nice work, kid."

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6-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A woman walks past a bush. A voice whispers, "Hey, Pssst." Panel 2: The bush asks, "What's your blood type?" Panel 3: She answers, "A positive. Why?" Panel 4: The bush recoils in disgust. "Bleurch! Just walk away." Panel 5: The woman crosses her arms. "I want to know why!" Panel 6: A vampire emerges from the bush, furious. "I said walk, you tasteless pig."

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5-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A man wearing a fedora watches TV. The screen says, "Hey, you at home!" Panel 2: The TV ad continues: "Are you being held captive by a group of raccoons and forced to play in their free-jazz band?" with a call-now number. Panel 3: The man picks up his phone and dials. Panel 4: A raccoon hand zips the TV off with a remote. Panel 5: The man sits surrounded by raccoons in a messy room. One hands him a bass. A raccoon says, "Back to trombonin' Mike." Mike gulps.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: The Grim Reaper approaches a building labelled "FART FACTORY," saying, "Oh no. I knew this day would come." Panel 2: Inside the factory, surrounded by green pipes and workers in lab coats, the Reaper announces: "Sorry, guys. I'm here to take all of you." Panel 3: The workers panic. "Gasp! What was it?" One cries, "Ah, my kids…" Panel 4: The Reaper clarifies: "Leak in pipe 3. And Carl." Carl clicks his lighter, confused: "Huh?"

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A man on a candlelit date with Slutty Witch asks, "Did you just… come?" Panel 2: Close-up of Slutty Witch, flustered. "I did!" Panel 3: The man looks hopeful. "Because of my detailed analysis of the works of Quentin Tarantino?" Panel 4: Slutty Witch, sweating. "No, but I left my voodoo doll with my girlfriend."

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Previous Mr. Meyers Strip :)

4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: In a bar, a male praying mantis is asked by a female mantis, "Hey, can I buy you a drink?" The background features a disco ball and bar stools. Panel 2: A close-up of the same male mantis looking terrified and yelling, “Stop, Missy! No way!” Panel 3: Now in a classroom, the male mantis – Mr. Meyers – is teaching a group of young mantises. On a TV, a paused video of the bar scene is shown. Mr. Meyers exclaims, “And that, boys, is how you stay alive!” Panel 4: Two bug students are watching. One says, “Mr. Meyers seems lonely.” The other replies, “Yeah.”

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A blue dung beetle lovingly rolls a large dung ball as two other bugs mock him. One shouts, “Hey, loser! If you love your shit ball so much, why don’t you marry it?” Panel 2: The beetle hugs the dung ball under a romantic pink spotlight. Panel 3: The beetle stands under a wedding arch, placing a ring on the dung ball in front of an officiant. Panel 4: The crowd of bugs watches touched as the two mocking bugs sit stunned, both happily crying.