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Naughty Dad

By warandpeass | December 25, 2022

4 panel comic by War and Peas 1. Panel: Santa is just unloading presents when he he's surprised by a kid who enters the door. The kid asks: "Santa?" 2. The kid asks: "Why do you put that in Dad's stocking?" Santa is holding handcuffs and a kink whip in his hands just being about to put it in the stocking. 3. Santa gets nervous, saying: "Hohoho! Ehm, your father has been a VERY NAUGHTY BOY lately." 4. The kid starts crying: "Is he going back to prison?"

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Posted in Black Humor, Comics, Dark Humor, Hilarious Comics and tagged as black humor, chimney, christmas, comedy, comic, comics, Comicstrip, daddy, dark humor, funnies, funny, gift, gifts, handcuffs, holiday season, humor, lol, Naughty, Naughty Boy, presents, prison, Santa, Santa Claus, stocking, war and peas, webcomic, whip.

Going Out In Style

By warandpeass | March 27, 2022

War and Peas - Going Out in Style - Jonathan Kunz and Elizabeth Pich

Posted in war and peas and tagged as black humor, comic, comic strip, Comicstrip, dark humor, funny, going out in style, Grim Reaper, Last Wish, mrs schmidt, war and peas, webcomic.

Magic Wand

By warandpeasshop | February 6, 2022

Four panel comic by War and Peas. The first panel shows a coven meeting. Several witches sit around a fire and having fun. One of them screams: "To abolish the patriarchy..." The text continues in the second panel: "... raise your wands, sisters!". Two witches in a closeup sit by the fire and raise their magic wands. The third panel shows two hands raising magic wands while a third hand raises a sex toy. The sex toy is a so called "magic wand" by Hitachi. The fourth panel shows a sweating and smiling witch character who is also sitting by the fire.

Posted in Comics, Sexy Humor and tagged as 4 panel comic, black humor, comic strip, coven, coven meeting, dark humor, elizabeth pich, fire, four panel comic, funnies, funny, hitachi, jonathan kunz, magic wand, magic wands, meeting, naughts, sex toy, sexy, Slutty Witch, Smash Patriarchy, smash the patriarchy, toy, Vibrator, Wand, wands, war and peas, witch, witchcore, witchcraft, witches, Witchy.

The Sun

By warandpeass | July 6, 2021

War and Peas - The Sun - Jonathan Kunz and Elizabeth Pich

Posted in Black Humor, Comics, Hilarious Comics and tagged as Asshole, cancer, comic, comic artist, comic strip, comics, comix, dark, dark humor, elizabeth pich, funny, humour, jonathan kunz, lol, skin cancer, sun, the sun, war and peas, webcomic.

Beautiful Nightmare

By warandpeass | June 27, 2021

War and Peas - Beautiful Nightmare - Jonathan Kunz and Elizabeth Pich

Posted in war and peas and tagged as 4 panel comic, cat, cats, comic, dark humor, dark humour, Dildo, elizabeth pich, four panel comic, funnies, funny, hilarious, humor, jonathan kunz, lord nibbles, masturbation, nightmare, orgasm, pathetic, shake, Slutty Witch, Vibrator, war and peas, webcomic, witch, witches, Witchy, ZZZ.

Element of Surprise

By warandpeass | June 20, 2021

War and Peas - One Day - Jonathan Kunz and Elizabeth Pich

Posted in war and peas and tagged as black humor, black humour, comic, comic artist, comic strip, comics, comix, dark humor, dark humour, element of surprise, elizabeth pich, funny, galaxy, humor, humour, jonathan kunz, lol, rocket, scientist, space, star trek, universe, war and peas, webcomic.

X-Mas Special

By warandpeass | December 20, 2020

War and Peas - Merry Spankmas - Xmas Special - Elizabeth Pich and Jonathan Kunz

Posted in Dark Humor, Sexy Humor, war and peas and tagged as 4 panel comic, christmas, comic, Daddy Claus, dark humor, four panel comic, funny, Holy Night, humor, lol, Santa, Santa Claus, Serene Season, Silent Night, war and peas, webcomic, xmas. 1 Comment

Yes Master

By warandpeass | November 1, 2020

War and Peas - Yes Master- Elizabeth Pich and Jonathan Kunz

Posted in war and peas and tagged as Alfred, Cartoon, cat, cats, comic, comic strip, comics, dark humor, dungeon, elizabeth pich, hilarious, jonathan kunz, lord nibbles, saarbrücken, Slutty Witch, spooky, war and peas, webcomic, witch, witches, Witchy.

Nobody

By warandpeass | March 31, 2020

War and Peas - Nobody - Elizabeth Pich and Jonathan Kunz

Posted in war and peas and tagged as bar, barkeeper, bars, black humor, black humour, comic, comic strips, Comicstrip, dark humor, dark humour, depressing, depression, elizabeth pich, funnies, funny, hilarious, Hubris, jonathan kunz, nobody, pub, pubs, relatable, war and peas, webcomic.

A Mighty Species

By warandpeass | March 15, 2020

War and Peas - A Mighty Species - Elizabeth Pich and Jonathan Kunz

Posted in war and peas and tagged as alien, alien invader, aliens, apocalypse, black humour, comic, comic strip, comic strips, comics, Comicstrip, comicstrips, cow fart, cow farts, dark humor, dark humour, earth, elizabeth pich, funnies, funny, humankind, jonathan kunz, mankind, mother earth, planet, planet earth, war and peas, webcomic, webcomics.
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