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4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A grey Greenland shark swims in murky blue water. Yellow caption reads, "In the murky depths lives the elusive Greenland Shark." Panel 2: The same shark glides through dark water. Yellow caption reads, "Living up to 500 years, it roams the dark waters completely unbothered." Panel 3: A submarine appears with a small microphone extended toward the shark and asks, "How's the deep ocean treatin' you sir?" The shark replies, "It smells like FARTS!" Panel 4: The shark crashes face-first into the ocean floor, tangled in orange internet cables. It shouts, "And I keep tripping over these DAMN INTERNET CABLES!"

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4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: An operating room with surgical lights and a heart monitor. A patient – Slutty Witch in her witch hat – lies on the table and says to the surgeon, "Are you gonna rearrange my guts, Doctor Daddy?" A second medical worker stands in the background. Panel 2: Close-up of the surgeon in green scrubs, cap, glasses, and mask, looking uncomfortable under a spotlight. He says, "Um, its Doctor Smith." Panel 3: Slutty Witch starts grinning and moaning, "Hoohooo-haaa Doctor Daaaddy!" Panel 4: The surgeon turns to a colleague and says, "Why isn't she properly sedated?"

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4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: On a grassy hill, a slimy, large orange blob creature sits beside a smaller orange blob child. The parent says, "This year, we're finally gonna make it into that stupid nature documentary." Panel 2: Close-up of the small orange blob looking up with wide eyes against a green background. The parent says, "Look cute!" The child replies, "Okay, Dad." Panel 3: A film crew – a presenter with a microphone and a cameraman behind a bush – films a baby bird eating something orange. The presenter says, "Did you get that adorable baby duck eating that slimy, disgusting choade?" Panel 4: The large orange blob hides behind a bush, screaming "NOOOOOOO" against a blue sky.

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6-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: Inside a car at night. A vampire drives. Fuzzy dice and a tree air freshener hang from the mirror. The vampire says, "Don't look but I think we're being followed." Panel 2: The passenger (Slutty Witch) turns around, alarmed. She says, "Oh, fuck! Not again!" Panel 3: Outside view: a giant purple spider with green joints and multiple eyes chases the car down a dark road. Panel 4: Inside the car. Slutty Witch, now wearing sunglasses sips a drink. She says, "I told you to take off that damn bumper sticker!" The vampire grips the wheel, unamused. Panel 5: Close-up of the car's rear. A yellow bumper sticker reads "SPIDERS ARE FRIENDS" Panel 6: The giant spider chases the car across a mountainous landscape. The spider calls out, "Wait! Are you guys into tap dancing!?"

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4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A woman with black hair in a bun, wearing a black dress, stands against a red background, gesturing as she speaks. She says, "Ok, girls. You really need to show our guests more affection." Panel 2: She continues, "Sit on their lap, let them touch you a bit." Panel 3: She says, "Rub against their leg. You know the drill." Panel 4: The reveal: the woman is inside a cat café. Several cats of different colours sit on chairs and tables around the room. A "CAT CAFE" sign is visible reversed on the window. One black cat (Lord Nibbles) says, "I quit."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: Two green alien astronauts at an archaeological dig on post-apocalyptic Earth. One alien says to a crowned alien that's just arriving, "Commander, we've discovered an artefact. The humans called it 'Internet'." Panel 2: The two aliens stand beside a wheeled computer console on the ruined Earth surface. The alien at the keyboard says, "We were able to reconstruct some of the data." Panel 3: The crowned alien watches a screen showing an orange cat batting at a ball of yarn. Panel 4: Close-up of the crowned alien crying green tears. The other alien says, "It's pretty much all like this." The crowned alien replies, "Beautiful."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: An orange cat in a blue shirt stands outside a university building, holding an "ECON 101" textbook. Thought bubble reads, "Okay, don't act weird. Just don't act weird." Panel 2: Inside a lecture hall. An elderly professor in a green jacket stands at a podium in front of a chalkboard. The cat sits among human students, thinking, "You got this." The professor says, "Welcome to today's class, everybody." Panel 3: The professor clicks a laser pointer against the chalkboard and says, "Let's get started." Panel 4: Close-up of the cat with dilated pupils, sweating, clutching crumpled papers — completely fixated on the red laser dot against a dramatic red background.

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Panel 1: One robot hands a piece of paper to another robot and says, "I wrote a poem for you." Panel 2: The receiving robot responds, "Thanks." Panel 3: The poem is revealed to be a sheet of binary code. The robot that wrote the poem points to the paper, which reads: 01100100 01101101 01100001 01110011 01110011 01101001 00100000 01100011 01101111 01100100 01100101 Panel 4: The receiving robot, now holding the binary code poem, says, "This is beautiful."