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7-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Officer McSexy struts past the door with an exaggeratedly large behind. A police chief calls, "McSexy, get in here." Panel 2: McSexy enters the office. The chief says, "That BBL is against department policy." Panel 3: The chief asks, "How you gonna catch perps with a behind that big?" Panel 4: McSexy replies, "Chief, I got a secret weapon up my sleeve." Panel 5: McSexy looks over his shoulder, grinning. "Or should I say…" Panel 6: He turns around, revealing a concealed weapon between the cheeks. "Up my cheeks!" POW POW. Panel 7: The chief stands amid the destruction, impressed. "McSexy! You beautiful fool!"

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4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: Two green-skinned Christmas elves in striped outfits and pointy hats sit in a room. One sits on a shelf, the other on a bed. The first says, "Damn. The off-season sucks." Panel 2: The elf on the bed perks up and suggests, "We could do the 'Bridge-Troll' thing." Panel 3: Close-up of the elf on the shelf, saying, "Or we could rob people." Panel 4: The two elves are now inside someone's home, stuffing stolen goods into a large sack. A ladder leans against the open window. One elf says, "Seems kinda ironic." The other replies, "Wadd'ya mean?"

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A bird and an elephant sit at a bar. The elephant says, "Stop thinking about that jerk!" Panel 2: The elephant continues, "Don't you see the red flags with that guy?" Panel 3: A bull bursts in, wide-eyed. "Did someone say red flags?!" The elephant looks startled. Panel 4: The bull leans over the table and says, "I need to meet him." The bird and elephant look exasperated.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: The Grim Reaper appears before an old lady knitting in her armchair. "It's time." Panel 2: She looks up cheerfully. "Time for what? Time for some cocoa?" Panel 3: Death facepalms. "Mrs. Schmidt..." She grabs her walker: "Time for some cookies and the new season of Bridgerton?" Panel 4: They sit on the couch together with cookies, cake, and Bridgerton on TV. Death protests, "We can't keep doing this, Mrs.—" She shushes him: "Pssst!"

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: The Grim Reaper stands over a body, clipboard in hand, addressing a ghost. "Thanks for using our soul-reaping services." Panel 2: Close-up of the Reaper reading from the clipboard. "Would you say your experience was — Good, Great, Not sure." Panel 3: The ghost stares blankly. Silence. Panel 4: The Reaper writes on the clipboard. "I'm gonna put down 'Great.'"

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Two sailing ships – one with red sails, one with black – approach each other on the open sea. Panel 2: Close-up of the ships' wooden figureheads reaching toward each other. Panel 3: The figureheads touch, reminiscent of Michelangelo's "Creation of Adam." Panel 4: A pirate with an eyepatch, peg leg, and pipe watches from the deck and says, "I ship it." while the figureheads are making out.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A dog howls "Awoooooo" at the moon while Slutty Witch flies past on a broomstick. Panel 2: She stops and asks, "Did you just howl at me?" Panel 3: The dog clarifies, "No, I was howling at the moon. I respect women and their autonomy." Panel 4: The witch flies off with "Cool. Bye!" and the dog replies, "See ya."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: The Grim Reaper sits in an armchair holding a drink. "They call me the Grim Reaper." Panel 2: Same setting. "But I'm actually not that grim." Panel 3: He leans back casually. "I like parties." Panel 4: The room is trashed with empty bottles and a dead body on the floor. "Parties where everyone dies."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A robot proudly shows a childlike drawing to its creator. "Professor, look what I made." Panel 2: The professor examines the drawing, intrigued. "Fascinating." Panel 3: The robot asks eagerly, "You like it?" Panel 4: The professor walks away, unimpressed. "You are just as disappointing as my human children."