6-panel-comic by War and Peas
Panel 1:
Santa Claus sits at a desk with a computer, typing "Tap Tap" while looking at the "Naughty List" on the screen.
Panel 2:
A speech bubble from outside the panel says, "Oh you... Haha."
Panel 3:
Mrs. Claus is flirting with a very muscular elf whose clothes are torn because he is too big. Other elves are wrapping presents in the background.
Panel 4:
Mrs. Claus rubs the muscular elf’s shoulders and says, "Oh, your neck must be very tense from all that wrapping."
Panel 5:
Santa Claus watches the scene from a distance with an angry expression.
Panel 6:
Santa Claus, back at his desk, types "Mrs. Clause" onto the Naughty List on his computer screen.

PANIC-GIFTING ALERT: Give someone a Patreon membership that’s actually a real thing that arrives in their actual mailbox! Digital benefits of course, but also: THE LOVE LETTER.

A monthly envelope containing a hologram sticker (because we’re not animals), a poem (!!!) and surprise treasure item: maybe a fridge magnet that says something inappropriate, maybe an air freshener shaped like a cactus, maybe a postcard set – LITERALLY ANYTHING WE CAN CRAM IN THERE.

Your giftee gets surprised twelve times a year, which is eleven more times than a regular present. And you look like a genius who “planned ahead” and an art connoisseur at the same time!

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9-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: Santa Claus sits at a desk with a "Ho Ho Ho" coffee mug and a nameplate that reads "CEO". He asks "So, you have no previous Christmas factory experience." Panel 2: A man wearing an elf hat responds, "No." Panel 3: Santa Claus calls out, "Dear?" to Mrs. Claus, who is off-panel in the next room. Panel 4: Mrs. Claus, now visible and dressed in a naughty, sexy outfit, responds, "Yes, honey?" Panel 5: Santa asks Mrs. Claus, "Did you promise this young man a job?" Panel 6: She answers. "I thought he made a very capable impression." Panel 7: Santa Claus, with a slightly frustrated expression, says, "We don’t even have a uniform he fits into." Panel 8: The muscular elf stands half-naked in the center of the room, his elf clothes torn because they are too small for him. Panel 9: Mrs. Claus, stirring a bowl in the kitchen, says, "I think it fits perfectly."

Feel free to order from our shop over the holidays but please note, we’re on a lil’ shipping break until Jan. 6th!

4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: Santa Claus stands on the roof of a decorated house and asks the Grim Reaper, who is on the ground, "Hey! You're coming to this house, too?" Panel 2: The Grim Reaper responds, "Yeah." Panel 3: Santa Claus, still on the roof, says, "What a shame. They're getting a lot of presents." Panel 4: The Grim Reaper, holding a scroll, says, "Let me guess. One of them is a chainsaw."

Christmas is the season of stuff: cheap, forgettable things churned out in mass-production and destined for landfills. But what if, instead, we gave something that actually matters?

A witch, dressed in a Santa hat and coat, lounges with a wine glass, exuding holiday cheer. Beside her, the Grim Reaper is whimsically disguised as a Christmas tree, while a black cat sports antlers, playing the part of a reindeer. The scene is topped with the bold, hand-drawn message: "Give Art, Not Stuff"

 

Art isn’t mass-produced. It doesn’t come from Amazon or big-box stores. It comes from real people: artists who pour their hearts into what they create, who stay up late perfecting their craft. When you buy art, you’re not just buying a thing. You’re supporting someone’s passion, not funding some soulless billionaire who can’t even appreciate a good bowl of soup.

And not only that. People who are getting art as presents, are scientifically proven 300% more happy with the gift!

This year, skip the generic. Seek out the unique, the handmade, the weird and wonderful. Buy a comic book, a print, a piece of art that speaks to you. Give something with soul.

 

Signed Books

Something everybody loves is books. Even better is a book with an original signature from the artist, a small drawing and the name of the name of the recipient!

Every book you buy from our store comes with exactly that!

 

PS: Please mind the shipping durations and order in time!

4-panel-comic by War and Peas
Panel 1:
Two elves stand in Santa's workshop. One elf says, "Santa? Do we really have to test all the gifts?"
Panel 2:
Santa, looking confident and cheerful, responds, "Well, of course. Every item!"
Panel 3:
The elf holds a large phallic ornament and says, "Okay."
Panel 4:
The elves, now visibly distressed, stand at a workbench. Santa walks out of the workshop saying, "How do you think I made it to the top?"

4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A ghost therapist sits in an armchair taking notes on a clipboard while another ghost lounges on a chaise. The therapist asks, "And how long have you been feeling 'transparent'?" Panel 2: The ghost on the chaise responds, "Ever since my unresolved childhood trauma followed me into the afterlife." Panel 3: The ghost therapist thoughtfully says, "Hmm," while writing on the clipboard. Panel 4: The ghost therapist looks up and says, "I'm prescribing a good haunting of a penniless orphanage." The ghost on the chaise responds excitedly, "Yay!"

This comic is part of our collaboration with Kunstmuseum Basel.

4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: The slutty witch enters a kitchen where a vampire is baking cookies with a black cat (Lord Nibbles) assisting. The witch says, "Aww, you guys made cookies?" Panel 2: The witch looks at the cookies on the table, which have bone and skull shapes. The vampire smiles innocently while holding a tray of cookies. The witch says, "So cute!" Panel 3: The witch takes a bite of a cookie and says, "Hm... tastes a bit stran—." Panel 4: The vampire says, "The icing is blood!" Panel 5: Lord Nibbles, the black cat, adds, "And the filling is tuna!" while the witch looks disgusted and spits out the cookie.

Black Friday isn’t a holiday, it’s a heist. A glittery, discount-code-waving distraction where billionaires  convince you that buying a $12 toaster you don’t need is a victory.

Spoiler: The only people winning are the ones who already have more money than God.

Jeff Bezos doesn’t need your $12. But the local bookstore? Your favorite indie artist? The weird little shop down the street that sells handmade candles that smell like a vacation in Scandinavia? They do.

 

Every dollar you spend at a corporate monolith is a dollar extracted from your community. It’s a vote for a world where Main Street looks like a ghost town and your social media feed is just ads for stuff you’ll forget by New Year’s. But every dollar you spend at a small business? That’s a dollar going toward someone’s rent. For the barista’s poetry habit or the cartoonist’s art supply. It’s a dollar that says, “I’d rather live in a world where people thrive than where billionaires buy themselves another yacht.”

So this Black Friday, skip the algorithmic “deals.” Unfollow the influencers hawking disposable junk. Instead, buy the zine from that artist you’ve been meaning to support. Grab a book from the shop with the creaky floorboards. Get the weird, wonderful thing you didn’t know you needed from the Etsy seller who hand-paints each one.

Because here’s the trick billionaires really hate: You don’t have to play their game. Your money is your power.

Wapsy-Friday-20 gives you 20% off from our shop

 

Wapsy-Friday-20 gives you 20% off from our shop