4-panel comic by War and Peas
Panel 1: Two green alien astronauts at an archaeological dig on post-apocalyptic Earth. One alien says to a crowned alien that's just arriving, "Commander, we've discovered an artefact. The humans called it 'Internet'."
Panel 2: The two aliens stand beside a wheeled computer console on the ruined Earth surface. The alien at the keyboard says, "We were able to reconstruct some of the data."
Panel 3: The crowned alien watches a screen showing an orange cat batting at a ball of yarn.
Panel 4: Close-up of the crowned alien crying green tears. The other alien says, "It's pretty much all like this." The crowned alien replies, "Beautiful."

Panel 1:
A therapist sits in an armchair, holding a notepad, and says to a client, "Now, remember we talked about setting realistic goals for the new year." The client, wearing glasses and a dress, is the "thirsty scientist" character, looking attentive. The room has a cozy atmosphere with a plant in the background.

Panel 2:
The thirsty scientist responds confidently, "Yes." She holds a piece of paper and looks determined.

Panel 3:
She reads, "'Embark on a romantic adventure with an Alpha-Centaurian Prince.'"

Panel 4:
The therapist looks at her

Panel 5: The thirsty scientist is looking back.

Panel 6:
She says, "You're right. I'll settle for an admiral." She scribbles on the paper.

An XL sticker sheet titled “Apocalypse Now Sticker Sheet,” featuring humorous and satirical designs about climate change, capitalism, technology, and space travel. Examples include: a burning tree with the words “Thanks Assholes,” a dinner plate reading “The Rich,” a sign saying “Send Elon to Mars Already,” a burning Cybertruck-like car, a sign reading “Owls Against Oligarchy,” and an anti-AI sticker saying “Use Your Brain. Fuck AI. Enjoy Your Mind.”

The World is doomed! Will this sticker sheet save us? Probably not. But we’re on the side of blind optimism! These stickers may very well be just what we need to survive. This huge sheet features an ass-kicking combination of heartwarming motifs, such as Worms for Wealth Tax, I Want to Believe in Humans, and our ever-present flaming Mother Earth.

 

Our dear patrons voted on the motifs so if you, Mr. Musk, think about suing: IT WASN’T US! WE DON’T YOUR FUTURISTIC TRUCKS ON FIRE 🔥🔥🔥 WE JUST WANT YOU TO FULFILL YOUR DREAM TO GO TO MARS!

A transparent pencil case filled with pens, markers, and highlighters. A yellow “RAM YACHTS” sticker with a cartoon fish is stuck on the outside of the case.
A vibrant collection of various humorous and satirical stickers from the Apocalypse Now XL Sticker Sheet, including themes like AI, environmental messages, and pop culture references.
A bright yellow sticker with a humorous alien graphic and the text 'I want to believe... in humans' placed on a transparent ruler, ideal for those who love witty and eye-catching stickers.

 

Stickers can soothe pain, make you laugh, and help you identify fellow kindred spirits! Let us join hands with our fellow worms, our whales in arms, our ardent owls to shoot those billionaires to a galaxy far far away.

 

5-panel comic by War and Peas

Panel 1: A sleepy NASA scientist is dozing at her desk in a control center at night. The radar dishes outside rotate under a crescent moon.

Panel 2: A loud beep wakes her. She jumps up in excitement, yelling, “It’s happening! The first contact!”

Panel 3: A voice buzzes in over the intercom: “Hey, did you want sausage on your pizza?”

Panel 4: She snaps, “JEFF! This is the ALIEN LINE! No sausage!” while slamming a button.

Panel 5: Two buff green aliens in a spaceship hover over Earth. One says, “Huh. It’s busy.”