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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A black cat lounges in a cardboard box. "Free food, napping all day. This is the life." Panel 2: The cat muses, "I should switch bodies with Lord Nibbles more often." Panel 3: Slutty Witch's body walks through a doorway while the cat watches from below. Panel 4: Close-up of Slutty Witch's face with wide, traumatised eyes. "You were right. Catcalling is not what I thought it was."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A senior ghost with glasses and a clipboard instructs a trainee ghost. "Okay, kid. To haunt your subject..." Panel 2: "...you're gonna wanna choose something really terrifying." Panel 3: The trainee ghost appears behind an old woman on a couch and zaps her TV on. "And now the news." Panel 4: The mentor ghost nods approvingly. "Nice work, kid."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A man at a bar tells Slutty Witch, "You really need to find God." Panel 2: She looks irritated. "I do?" Panel 3: Slutty Witch walks through a dark forest at night, glowing eyes watching from the bushes. Panel 4: She sits on a log beside a massive pagan forest deity with antlers and a long beard who says, "I think you're doing great."

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6-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A woman walks past a bush. A voice whispers, "Hey, Pssst." Panel 2: The bush asks, "What's your blood type?" Panel 3: She answers, "A positive. Why?" Panel 4: The bush recoils in disgust. "Bleurch! Just walk away." Panel 5: The woman crosses her arms. "I want to know why!" Panel 6: A vampire emerges from the bush, furious. "I said walk, you tasteless pig."

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5-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A tick stands at a podium like a spokesperson and says, "I think I speak for all ticks when I say: we get a bad rap." Panel 2: It complains, "It's always: Oh no, a tick! I got sick from that tick!" Panel 3: A glamorous butterfly with flowing blonde hair sits in the audience and asks, "Why don't you just fly around and look beautiful?" Panel 4: The tick stares back, deadpan. Panel 5: It replies, "Yeah, no. That sounds boring. We're gonna keep doin' that other stuff."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: The Grim Reaper approaches a building labelled "FART FACTORY," saying, "Oh no. I knew this day would come." Panel 2: Inside the factory, surrounded by green pipes and workers in lab coats, the Reaper announces: "Sorry, guys. I'm here to take all of you." Panel 3: The workers panic. "Gasp! What was it?" One cries, "Ah, my kids…" Panel 4: The Reaper clarifies: "Leak in pipe 3. And Carl." Carl clicks his lighter, confused: "Huh?"

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4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: Two green-skinned Christmas elves in striped outfits and pointy hats sit in a room. One sits on a shelf, the other on a bed. The first says, "Damn. The off-season sucks." Panel 2: The elf on the bed perks up and suggests, "We could do the 'Bridge-Troll' thing." Panel 3: Close-up of the elf on the shelf, saying, "Or we could rob people." Panel 4: The two elves are now inside someone's home, stuffing stolen goods into a large sack. A ladder leans against the open window. One elf says, "Seems kinda ironic." The other replies, "Wadd'ya mean?"

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4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A grey Greenland shark swims in murky blue water. Yellow caption reads, "In the murky depths lives the elusive Greenland Shark." Panel 2: The same shark glides through dark water. Yellow caption reads, "Living up to 500 years, it roams the dark waters completely unbothered." Panel 3: A submarine appears with a small microphone extended toward the shark and asks, "How's the deep ocean treatin' you sir?" The shark replies, "It smells like FARTS!" Panel 4: The shark crashes face-first into the ocean floor, tangled in orange internet cables. It shouts, "And I keep tripping over these DAMN INTERNET CABLES!"

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Panel 1: A beaver walks outside a beaver lodge, waving goodbye to his beaver family. His wife says, "Have fun at work, hunny!" Panel 2: The beaver arrives at his workplace: the forest. He looks around, confused as the forest has been cleared. Panel 3: The beaver stands in front of a massive human-made dam, shouting in shock, "WHAT THE FUCK?!!" Panel 4: The beaver returns home, where his family waits. He says, "Babe, we have to apply for welfare."