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5-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A tick stands at a podium like a spokesperson and says, "I think I speak for all ticks when I say: we get a bad rap." Panel 2: It complains, "It's always: Oh no, a tick! I got sick from that tick!" Panel 3: A glamorous butterfly with flowing blonde hair sits in the audience and asks, "Why don't you just fly around and look beautiful?" Panel 4: The tick stares back, deadpan. Panel 5: It replies, "Yeah, no. That sounds boring. We're gonna keep doin' that other stuff."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: The Grim Reaper approaches a building labelled "FART FACTORY," saying, "Oh no. I knew this day would come." Panel 2: Inside the factory, surrounded by green pipes and workers in lab coats, the Reaper announces: "Sorry, guys. I'm here to take all of you." Panel 3: The workers panic. "Gasp! What was it?" One cries, "Ah, my kids…" Panel 4: The Reaper clarifies: "Leak in pipe 3. And Carl." Carl clicks his lighter, confused: "Huh?"

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4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: Two green-skinned Christmas elves in striped outfits and pointy hats sit in a room. One sits on a shelf, the other on a bed. The first says, "Damn. The off-season sucks." Panel 2: The elf on the bed perks up and suggests, "We could do the 'Bridge-Troll' thing." Panel 3: Close-up of the elf on the shelf, saying, "Or we could rob people." Panel 4: The two elves are now inside someone's home, stuffing stolen goods into a large sack. A ladder leans against the open window. One elf says, "Seems kinda ironic." The other replies, "Wadd'ya mean?"

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4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A grey Greenland shark swims in murky blue water. Yellow caption reads, "In the murky depths lives the elusive Greenland Shark." Panel 2: The same shark glides through dark water. Yellow caption reads, "Living up to 500 years, it roams the dark waters completely unbothered." Panel 3: A submarine appears with a small microphone extended toward the shark and asks, "How's the deep ocean treatin' you sir?" The shark replies, "It smells like FARTS!" Panel 4: The shark crashes face-first into the ocean floor, tangled in orange internet cables. It shouts, "And I keep tripping over these DAMN INTERNET CABLES!"

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Panel 1: A beaver walks outside a beaver lodge, waving goodbye to his beaver family. His wife says, "Have fun at work, hunny!" Panel 2: The beaver arrives at his workplace: the forest. He looks around, confused as the forest has been cleared. Panel 3: The beaver stands in front of a massive human-made dam, shouting in shock, "WHAT THE FUCK?!!" Panel 4: The beaver returns home, where his family waits. He says, "Babe, we have to apply for welfare."

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Panel 1: Jesus sits on a therapist's couch. The therapist asks, "So let’s talk about this resurrection fantasy..." Panel 2: He continues, "You want people to give up something they love." Panel 3: Jesus smiles and says, "Yes." Panel 4: The therapist adds, "And then a giant rabbit has to hide all the eggs." Panel 5: He continues, "I want you to reflect on that for a moment." Panel 6: The therapist sighs and says, "I mean, this all happened over 2000 years ago." Panel 7: Jesus says, "Yeah. But I'm still pissed."

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Panel 1: Three disciples and Jesus stand outside a closed tavern at night. One disciple says, "Oh man, the tavern's closed." Panel 2: The other disciple sighs and says, "Aww, too bad. I was really in the mood for a drink." Jesus looks thoughtful. Panel 3: The disciples watch Jesus expectantly. Panel 4: Jesus puts on a blood-drawing cuff and prepares to prick his arm with a needle, saying, "Sigh... Fine."

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7-panel-comic by War and Peas: Panel 1: A vampire scolds a black cat (Lord Nibbles) in a shopping cart, saying, "You guys only eat junk food." Panel 2: The vampire asks the cat, "How 'bout something healthy for a change?" and looks at broccoli Panel 3: The cat, now looking furious and hissing, shouts, "ACK ACK! Not Vegetables!" Panel 4: The vampire suggests, "Jeez. What about some fruit at least!" Panel 5: The cat, holding a clove of garlic in front of the vampire, shouts, "ARGH! Stay Away!" Panel 6: The vampire spits blood and says. The cat yells, "Be GONE, evil demon!" Panel 7: The vampire and the cat return home. A witch sits on the couch playing video games and says, "Told you. Just get Lucky Charms and he'll behave."

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Panel 1: A text box reads, "Behold. The common house cat." Below it, an orange cat with large eyes sits calmly. Panel 2: A text box reads, "Yet, there is nothing common about her." The same cat is shown with an intense expression. Panel 3: The cat is depicted outside at night, walking on a rooftop while a person sleeps peacefully in bed. The text box reads, "While you slumber peacefully, she roams about..." Panel 4: The cat sits in front of a computer screen with a button labeled "EPSTEIN FILES RELEASE." The text box reads, "Quietly toppling the world order." The cat's paw is poised over the button.