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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A witch coos at her black cat, "Oh, Lord Nibbles! You cutie!" Panel 2: Kneeling by his castle-shaped litter box, she baby-talks, "You made a poo? A teeny stinky poo?" Panel 3: She scoops him up for a cuddle, gushing, "You cute little stinky sausage! I wuv you, Nibbles!" Panel 4: Later, alone at a laptop on a website called The Nibble, Lord Nibbles types out a diary entry dated Sunday, February 20th: "And I found myself asking, why are humans so cringe?"

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Panel 1: A caption reads, "Sally had super vision." The panel shows Sally, a woman with a bun, standing alone. Panel 2: A caption reads, "She could see other people's feelings." The panel shows a close-up of Sally with abnormally large, bulging eyes. Panel 3: Sally greets a person on the street, saying, "Hello." The person thinks, "Ew." Panel 4: A caption reads, "Sally was very lonely." The panel shows Sally standing alone, looking sad.

FYI: We have an exhibition coming up on Friday, February 18th at KuBa in Saarbrücken, Germany. Meet us at the opening at 7pm! The show is called Silly Empire and it’s wild!

War and Peas – Exhibition – Silly Empire

 

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: The Grim Reaper stands at a man's door holding a potted seedling and announces, "I hereby hand over your father's remains." Panel 2: Reading from a note, the Reaper continues, "It was his final wish to be planted under this seedling, so that he will grow into a mighty tree," and hands the pot over. Panel 3: The man carries the little plant into his living room which is filled with brown, withered houseplants that clearly didn't make it. Panel 4: Sweating, he holds the seedling and thinks, "One last cruel joke, right, Dad?"

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A vampire in a black cape lurks against a tiled wall beneath a sign pointing to the sauna, rubbing his hands together. Panel 2: He peeks around the corner, giggling "Heehee," and hides. Panel 3: A flushed, sweating man wrapped in a towel strolls out of the steaming sauna as the vampire waits. Panel 4: The vampire creeps toward him, grinning, and says, "I love warm meals."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A scene at the North Pole with Santa looking for something. Text says "Meanwhile, on the North Pole" and Santa says "Damn. Where did I put my night goggles? The people need their presents." Panel 2: Santa sits on his sleigh surrounded by presents saying "Oh well. What's the worst that could happen." Panel 3: A living room with a Christmas tree and a banner saying "Swingin' Holiday!" showing people in BDSM gear opening presents. Panel 4: A church with nuns and children around a Christmas tree, with the sign "ST. MARY'S ORPHANAGE" visible as they open presents.

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8-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A man laughs at a mouse caught in a trap. "Haha, dumb mouse." Panel 2: The mouse, unfazed, next to a block of cheese. "Yes, I do love cheese." Panel 3: "I love cheese so much, I'm prepared to give everything for it." Panel 4: The mouse asks, "Have you ever loved anything that much?" Panel 5: The man stands alone against a dark sky, staring into the void. Panel 6: He sits on the floor, face in hands. "No..." Panel 7: He opens the trap, sobbing, and releases the mouse. Panel 8: The mouse relaxes in a cosy furnished mouse hole with bookshelves, eating cheese. "Haha, humans are chumps."

 

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: The Grim Reaper appears before an old lady knitting in her armchair. "It's time." Panel 2: She looks up cheerfully. "Time for what? Time for some cocoa?" Panel 3: Death facepalms. "Mrs. Schmidt..." She grabs her walker: "Time for some cookies and the new season of Bridgerton?" Panel 4: They sit on the couch together with cookies, cake, and Bridgerton on TV. Death protests, "We can't keep doing this, Mrs.—" She shushes him: "Pssst!"

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A doctor at her desk says, "Mr. Johnson, I have to talk to you. Please have a seat." Panel 2: Mr. Johnson crosses his arms. "Absolutely not. I know that trick." Panel 3: "If I sit down, you'll tell me I'm gonna hear the worst. So I prefer standing." Panel 4: The doctor thinks to herself, "Damn... this guy's good."

 

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Two long-necked dinosaurs gaze up at the sky as one says, "Look, Ronald! A shooting star!" while a fiery object streaks toward them. Panel 2: "Quick, make a wish!" the other urges as the blazing object grows closer. Panel 3: Gazing at each other, one dinosaur wishes, "I wish we could be together forever." Panel 4: A caption reads "150 million years later." In a modern home, a plastic laundry basket and a plastic water bottle recognize one another, "Barb, is that you?" "Ronald?" the two dinosaurs reunited at last as household plastics.

 

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: Mary and Joseph are inside a barn. Mary, visibly pregnant, stands next to Joseph, who is sitting on a chair and writing in a book. Mary says, "Joseph, I think I'm pregnant." Panel 2: Joseph, looking determined and says, "Impossible, Mary! We used my patented pull-out technique!" Panel 3: Mary stands with her arms on her hip, looking unimpressed ands says, "Well, it didn't work." Joseph is holding his head in his hands, looking distressed and says "What am I going to tell my shareholders?" Panel 4: Thirty years later, Jesus sits on some steps, talking to his disciples. He says, "So I must be the son of God or something."