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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A doctor at her desk says, "Mr. Johnson, I have to talk to you. Please have a seat." Panel 2: Mr. Johnson crosses his arms. "Absolutely not. I know that trick." Panel 3: "If I sit down, you'll tell me I'm gonna hear the worst. So I prefer standing." Panel 4: The doctor thinks to herself, "Damn... this guy's good."

 

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Two long-necked dinosaurs gaze up at the sky as one says, "Look, Ronald! A shooting star!" while a fiery object streaks toward them. Panel 2: "Quick, make a wish!" the other urges as the blazing object grows closer. Panel 3: Gazing at each other, one dinosaur wishes, "I wish we could be together forever." Panel 4: A caption reads "150 million years later." In a modern home, a plastic laundry basket and a plastic water bottle recognize one another, "Barb, is that you?" "Ronald?" the two dinosaurs reunited at last as household plastics.

 

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: Mary and Joseph are inside a barn. Mary, visibly pregnant, stands next to Joseph, who is sitting on a chair and writing in a book. Mary says, "Joseph, I think I'm pregnant." Panel 2: Joseph, looking determined and says, "Impossible, Mary! We used my patented pull-out technique!" Panel 3: Mary stands with her arms on her hip, looking unimpressed ands says, "Well, it didn't work." Joseph is holding his head in his hands, looking distressed and says "What am I going to tell my shareholders?" Panel 4: Thirty years later, Jesus sits on some steps, talking to his disciples. He says, "So I must be the son of God or something."

 

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: In a public restroom, the Grim Reaper strides toward a man washing his hands, thinking, "Your time has come" while a strip of toilet paper trails from the Reaper's own shoe. Panel 2: The cheerful man points and says, "Hey, pal. You got some toilet paper on your shoe there." Panel 3: The Reaper glances down and mutters, "Uhm... Thanks." Panel 4: As the man strolls out into the sunshine, the embarrassed Reaper quietly crosses his name off a long list.

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A zoo employee holds a boa constrictor and addresses a group of children and an adult during a demonstration. He says, "Now, class. This is a boa constrictor." Panel 2: The zoo employee reassures a nervous child by letting them get close to the snake, saying, "Don't worry, son. It's not going to bite." Panel 3: The boa constrictor begins to wrap itself around the child's neck. The zoo employee says, "As you can see, the constrictor isn't biting." Panel 4: The boa constrictor is now fully wrapped around the child's neck, choking them. The zoo employee cheerfully says, "It kills its prey by choking!" The children and the adult look on in shock and horror.

 

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: Two people stand outside a strip club with a neon sign that reads "Wildcats." One person says to the other, while pointing at the entrance, "RAWWR!" Panel 2: The other person responds with a nervous laugh, "Hehe," as they approach the entrance. Panel 3: The two people enter the strip club, with one saying, "Yeah," as they open the door. Panel 4: Inside the club, they are confronted by giant, ferocious wildcats that are ripping apart other patrons. Blood and chaos fill the scene, with the wildcats looking menacing and aggressive.

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: Two people sit on a bench by the water, watching the sunset. One person says, "That buoy is blocking my view of the sunset!" Panel 2: The other person replies, "Well, you know what they say... buoys will be buoys!" The other person looks at them with a deadpan expression. Panel 3: The two people sit silently looking at each other, with the first person looking slightly annoyed. Panel 4: The scene shifts to a crime scene by the water, with police tape and detectives. One detective says, "We can all agree, this murder was justified," referring to the pun that led to the imaginary crime.

 

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A couple is kissing passionately in bed, with "KISS KISS" sounds floating around them. The moon outside the window has a neutral expression. Panel 2: The man stops kissing and says, "Eww, the moon is watching us." The woman responds, "Friggin' perv!" The moon looks shocked. Panel 3: The moon, now with a soft, happy expression, says, "I just think you're the cutest couple." The woman responds with an "Awww." Panel 4: The moon, looking eager and leaning in, says, "Now, where were we?" The couple looks at each other awkwardly, realizing the moon wants the show to continue.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A tired office worker at a desk with a computer and charts thinks, "I wish I'd followed my passion and become an artist." Panel 2: An artist painting at an easel thinks, "I wish I had gone into a more financially stable profession." Panel 3: A split panel shows both of them side by side, each wistful and longing for the other's life. Panel 4: A vast, empty landscape of mountains and sky stretches out beneath the words "The end."

 

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: Jonathan Kunz and Elizabeth Pich sit on a couch in a therapist's office. Elizabeth says, "People on the internet keep telling us we need therapy." Panel 2: The therapist asks, "What do you do?" Jonathan responds, "We make webcomics." Panel 3: The therapist, looking at a tablet, says, "Aww, these are funny," as she scrolls through their webcomics. Panel 4: The therapist looks up from the tablet with a concerned expression and says, "But I'm afraid you're beyond help."