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5-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A tick stands at a podium like a spokesperson and says, "I think I speak for all ticks when I say: we get a bad rap." Panel 2: It complains, "It's always: Oh no, a tick! I got sick from that tick!" Panel 3: A glamorous butterfly with flowing blonde hair sits in the audience and asks, "Why don't you just fly around and look beautiful?" Panel 4: The tick stares back, deadpan. Panel 5: It replies, "Yeah, no. That sounds boring. We're gonna keep doin' that other stuff."

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Viral internet meme with a four-image grid and the caption "Every summer, fate chooses a CEO for the sacrifice. That's the ritual." Top left: Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and chief people officer embracing at a Coldplay concert, the moment that went viral in July 2025 when the stadium kiss cam caught them amid alleged-affair rumors; both resigned. Top right: Luigi Mangione, the man charged with the December 2024 murder of UnitedHealthcare CEO, shown shirtless and hiking. Bottom left: the OceanGate Titan submersible, the deep-sea vessel that imploded in 2023. Bottom right: an orca (killer whale) leaping from the ocean, a nod to the orcas that have been ramming and sinking boats off the Iberian coast. The meme is dark humor tying together summer news stories involving CEOs, executives, and viral disasters.

Every summer, fate picks one CEO and quietly files him under correction. We laugh. The laughter is complicated, but it’s some sort of comic relief.

This summer has stopped feeling like just a season and started feeling like an eviction notice. It turns out, the planet has an HR department and it’s getting to our file now. We don’t entirely mind.

Somewhere off the Iberian coast a pod of orcas has developed firm opinions about yachts, and honestly, good for them. We were rooting for the orcas the whole time. You, too? Then this sticker is for you.

Square "RAM YACHTS 2026" sticker centered on a blurred crowd background resembling a political rally. The bold serif logo parodies a US election campaign sign, with "RAM YACHTS '26" in navy blue and red with red underlines, a tongue-in-cheek War and Peas sticker in solidarity with the orcas attacking yachts.
A hand holds up a square white "RAM YACHTS '26 " sticker outdoors on a sunny sidewalk, a black metal fence and green foliage blurred in the background. The design mimics a US political campaign logo.

Speaking of stickers: We have textile stickers now.
These aren’t really stickers, they’re a way to put a life-changing image on your favorite sweater. You can use a T-shirt with holes in it or a brand-new one, whatever you like. Then you simply iron the fabric sticker onto it. We include instructions with every order.

A folded white t-shirt with a comic-style textile sticker reading "I REGRET NOTHING" in bold black letters on orange panels. In the blue center panel, a witch in a pointed hat and sunglasses rides a yellow skateboard downhill, cape flying. This War and Peas "I Regret Nothing" iron-on sticker is a playful, carefree statement design.
A white cotton t-shirt with a yellow oval textile sticker reading "MAKE ART NOT PROMPTS" in bold black capitals, a well-used 2-inch paintbrush resting on the fabric beside it. This War and Peas "Make Art Not Prompts" iron-on sticker is a pro-artist, anti-AI slogan celebrating handmade creativity.
A white t-shirt with a War and Peas textile sticker of a cartoon laptop engulfed in red and yellow flames. The laptop's blue screen wears a flat, unimpressed expression. Applied to soft cotton fabric, this "Laptop on Fire" iron-on textile sticker is a humorous nod to burnout and digital overwhelm.

Also there are some new greeting cards in the collection:

cordially invitation greeting card witches party
New baby new parents funny greeting card

Welcome to the summer of hope. Bring sunscreen. Root for the whales.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A waiter carries a martini on a tray toward a green car seated at a bar table and clears his throat, "Ahem..." Panel 2: He offers the drink, "This is from the gentleman at the bar." Panel 3: A hypnotised-looking deer sits at the bar nursing a glass of wine. Panel 4: The car's headlight-eyes droop wearily as it groans, "Not again."

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7-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Officer McSexy struts past the door with an exaggeratedly large behind. A police chief calls, "McSexy, get in here." Panel 2: McSexy enters the office. The chief says, "That BBL is against department policy." Panel 3: The chief asks, "How you gonna catch perps with a behind that big?" Panel 4: McSexy replies, "Chief, I got a secret weapon up my sleeve." Panel 5: McSexy looks over his shoulder, grinning. "Or should I say…" Panel 6: He turns around, revealing a concealed weapon between the cheeks. "Up my cheeks!" POW POW. Panel 7: The chief stands amid the destruction, impressed. "McSexy! You beautiful fool!"

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A pink worm stands at a podium before a crowd of insects. "Welcome to this year's Bug Conference." Panel 2: Close-up of the worm at the podium. "Firstly, the stick bug would like to remind everyone, they're not a coat rack." Panel 3: A stick bug stands in a spotlight, covered in hats, coats, scarves, and accessories hung on every limb. Panel 4: Close-up of the stick bug resigning: "Thanks, Janet."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: The Grim Reaper approaches a building labelled "FART FACTORY," saying, "Oh no. I knew this day would come." Panel 2: Inside the factory, surrounded by green pipes and workers in lab coats, the Reaper announces: "Sorry, guys. I'm here to take all of you." Panel 3: The workers panic. "Gasp! What was it?" One cries, "Ah, my kids…" Panel 4: The Reaper clarifies: "Leak in pipe 3. And Carl." Carl clicks his lighter, confused: "Huh?"

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A man on a candlelit date with Slutty Witch asks, "Did you just… come?" Panel 2: Close-up of Slutty Witch, flustered. "I did!" Panel 3: The man looks hopeful. "Because of my detailed analysis of the works of Quentin Tarantino?" Panel 4: Slutty Witch, sweating. "No, but I left my voodoo doll with my girlfriend."

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Woven tapestry blanket of a smiling witch standing in flames surrounded by devils, ghosts and black cats, with the banner text 'Maleficae non moriuntur', in yellow, red and black.

Are you ready to transform your city apartment into an enchanted castle fortress?

We designed this knitted tapestry for a museum exhibition and received so many compliments and inquiries about it that we decided to add it to our shop as a product.

You can hang this piece on a wall as a tapestry (we recommend attaching it using a wooden board and fabric nails) or use it as a giant throw blanket.

Witch tapestry held against a blue sky, depicting a smiling witch in a tall hat with arms spread wide amid red flames, a crescent moon and floating ghosts
Soft draped folds of a woven wall tapestry revealing the witch's face and a grinning horned devil, showing the fabric texture in yellow, red and black
Macro close-up of a woven blanket showing a horned devil with wide eyes and clawed hands, rendered in yellow and black knit texture
Detail of a woven throw lying on grass, showing a yellow black cat with glowing eyes surrounded by red flames and decorative border
Close-up detail of a woven wall hanging showing a witch with a pointed hat and outstretched arms standing in fire, wearing a cross necklace, in yellow and black

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Please keep in mind that delivery may take several weeks longer than usual, as we produce each item only upon request.

 

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4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: Two green-skinned Christmas elves in striped outfits and pointy hats sit in a room. One sits on a shelf, the other on a bed. The first says, "Damn. The off-season sucks." Panel 2: The elf on the bed perks up and suggests, "We could do the 'Bridge-Troll' thing." Panel 3: Close-up of the elf on the shelf, saying, "Or we could rob people." Panel 4: The two elves are now inside someone's home, stuffing stolen goods into a large sack. A ladder leans against the open window. One elf says, "Seems kinda ironic." The other replies, "Wadd'ya mean?"

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Panel 1: A black cat (Lord Nibbles) holds a TV remote and says, "Listen up! Today, I get to choose the movie." Panel 2: A vampire and a witch (Slutty Witch) sit on a couch under a blue blanket, each holding a bowl of snacks. Both say, "Fine." Panel 3: The TV shows "CAT TV" — a programme of colourful birds chirping "Peep Peep." The cat watches from the floor, thrilled, saying "That's the stuff!" Panel 4: The vampire says, "Aww, look how happy he is." The witch says, "Four hours?!" The cat leaps wildly back and forth in front of the TV, drawn with dynamic motion lines, giggling "Hihihihi."