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A whimsical illustration of a large red spider with long, thin arching legs and big round white eyes, hunched over an open book on the grass. The spider is intently reading a chapter; the book's page reads "How to befriend a fly" and shows a small sketch of a fly alongside lines of text. Two pale blue crayon-drawn clouds float in the sky above.

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Two-panel meme: Emperor Palpatine from Star Wars, hooded and drained, labeled "People who silently just read the comics for years" / "I'm too weak." Below, the same character crackling with blue lightning, shouting "Unlimited Power!" labeled "Patreon Supporters."

 

We know you like the comics or you wouldn’t be here. We tackle life’s big questions: Why are we here? Where do we come from? And why do worms make us so horny?

To be honest: Life as an artist is less glamorous than many people imagine. From the outside, it looks almost exactly like a regular office job (minus the coworkers and the free coffee). But there’s a key difference: We don’t just have one single boss, we have many! Our Patreon supporters are the generous engine that decides whether and how much we get paid.

If you’d like to be one of our bosses, head over to Patreon and help keep this silly little world alive.

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PS: If money’s tight right now: seriously, no worries. The comics stay free, no strings. We’re glad you’re here and paying attention, which is its own quiet kind of support.

 

 

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: In an antique shop, a shopkeeper shows a customer a tall standing mirror and says, "This is our rarest piece: a magic mirror." Panel 2: He explains, "It reveals your deepest desire when you stand before it." Panel 3: In the mirror, a giant grinning worm creature coils around the blushing, sweating customer and coos, "Who's a naughty boy!" Panel 4: The unfazed shopkeeper reassures him, "Don't worry... most people see the worm."

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5-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A tick stands at a podium like a spokesperson and says, "I think I speak for all ticks when I say: we get a bad rap." Panel 2: It complains, "It's always: Oh no, a tick! I got sick from that tick!" Panel 3: A glamorous butterfly with flowing blonde hair sits in the audience and asks, "Why don't you just fly around and look beautiful?" Panel 4: The tick stares back, deadpan. Panel 5: It replies, "Yeah, no. That sounds boring. We're gonna keep doin' that other stuff."

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Viral internet meme with a four-image grid and the caption "Every summer, fate chooses a CEO for the sacrifice. That's the ritual." Top left: Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and chief people officer embracing at a Coldplay concert, the moment that went viral in July 2025 when the stadium kiss cam caught them amid alleged-affair rumors; both resigned. Top right: Luigi Mangione, the man charged with the December 2024 murder of UnitedHealthcare CEO, shown shirtless and hiking. Bottom left: the OceanGate Titan submersible, the deep-sea vessel that imploded in 2023. Bottom right: an orca (killer whale) leaping from the ocean, a nod to the orcas that have been ramming and sinking boats off the Iberian coast. The meme is dark humor tying together summer news stories involving CEOs, executives, and viral disasters.

Every summer, fate picks one CEO and quietly files him under correction. We laugh. The laughter is complicated, but it’s some sort of comic relief.

This summer has stopped feeling like just a season and started feeling like an eviction notice. It turns out, the planet has an HR department and it’s getting to our file now. We don’t entirely mind.

Somewhere off the Iberian coast a pod of orcas has developed firm opinions about yachts, and honestly, good for them. We were rooting for the orcas the whole time. You, too? Then this sticker is for you.

Square "RAM YACHTS 2026" sticker centered on a blurred crowd background resembling a political rally. The bold serif logo parodies a US election campaign sign, with "RAM YACHTS '26" in navy blue and red with red underlines, a tongue-in-cheek War and Peas sticker in solidarity with the orcas attacking yachts.
A hand holds up a square white "RAM YACHTS '26 " sticker outdoors on a sunny sidewalk, a black metal fence and green foliage blurred in the background. The design mimics a US political campaign logo.

Speaking of stickers: We have textile stickers now.
These aren’t really stickers, they’re a way to put a life-changing image on your favorite sweater. You can use a T-shirt with holes in it or a brand-new one, whatever you like. Then you simply iron the fabric sticker onto it. We include instructions with every order.

A folded white t-shirt with a comic-style textile sticker reading "I REGRET NOTHING" in bold black letters on orange panels. In the blue center panel, a witch in a pointed hat and sunglasses rides a yellow skateboard downhill, cape flying. This War and Peas "I Regret Nothing" iron-on sticker is a playful, carefree statement design.
A white cotton t-shirt with a yellow oval textile sticker reading "MAKE ART NOT PROMPTS" in bold black capitals, a well-used 2-inch paintbrush resting on the fabric beside it. This War and Peas "Make Art Not Prompts" iron-on sticker is a pro-artist, anti-AI slogan celebrating handmade creativity.
A white t-shirt with a War and Peas textile sticker of a cartoon laptop engulfed in red and yellow flames. The laptop's blue screen wears a flat, unimpressed expression. Applied to soft cotton fabric, this "Laptop on Fire" iron-on textile sticker is a humorous nod to burnout and digital overwhelm.

Also there are some new greeting cards in the collection:

cordially invitation greeting card witches party
New baby new parents funny greeting card

Welcome to the summer of hope. Bring sunscreen. Root for the whales.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A waiter carries a martini on a tray toward a green car seated at a bar table and clears his throat, "Ahem..." Panel 2: He offers the drink, "This is from the gentleman at the bar." Panel 3: A hypnotised-looking deer sits at the bar nursing a glass of wine. Panel 4: The car's headlight-eyes droop wearily as it groans, "Not again."

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7-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Officer McSexy struts past the door with an exaggeratedly large behind. A police chief calls, "McSexy, get in here." Panel 2: McSexy enters the office. The chief says, "That BBL is against department policy." Panel 3: The chief asks, "How you gonna catch perps with a behind that big?" Panel 4: McSexy replies, "Chief, I got a secret weapon up my sleeve." Panel 5: McSexy looks over his shoulder, grinning. "Or should I say…" Panel 6: He turns around, revealing a concealed weapon between the cheeks. "Up my cheeks!" POW POW. Panel 7: The chief stands amid the destruction, impressed. "McSexy! You beautiful fool!"

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A pink worm stands at a podium before a crowd of insects. "Welcome to this year's Bug Conference." Panel 2: Close-up of the worm at the podium. "Firstly, the stick bug would like to remind everyone, they're not a coat rack." Panel 3: A stick bug stands in a spotlight, covered in hats, coats, scarves, and accessories hung on every limb. Panel 4: Close-up of the stick bug resigning: "Thanks, Janet."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: The Grim Reaper approaches a building labelled "FART FACTORY," saying, "Oh no. I knew this day would come." Panel 2: Inside the factory, surrounded by green pipes and workers in lab coats, the Reaper announces: "Sorry, guys. I'm here to take all of you." Panel 3: The workers panic. "Gasp! What was it?" One cries, "Ah, my kids…" Panel 4: The Reaper clarifies: "Leak in pipe 3. And Carl." Carl clicks his lighter, confused: "Huh?"

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A man on a candlelit date with Slutty Witch asks, "Did you just… come?" Panel 2: Close-up of Slutty Witch, flustered. "I did!" Panel 3: The man looks hopeful. "Because of my detailed analysis of the works of Quentin Tarantino?" Panel 4: Slutty Witch, sweating. "No, but I left my voodoo doll with my girlfriend."