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War and Peas Comic Panel 1: A witch in a swimsuit and hat stands on the beach next to a person in the water. The witch says, "Says here that there are jellyfish around here." The person looks concerned. Panel 2: The witch warns, "They're toxic! Get out of the water!" Panel 3: The witch asks, "Or do you want me to piss on you?" Panel 4: The person responds, "No!" but a thought bubble reveals they are thinking, "Yes!"

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7-panel-comic by War and Peas: Panel 1: A vampire scolds a black cat (Lord Nibbles) in a shopping cart, saying, "You guys only eat junk food." Panel 2: The vampire asks the cat, "How 'bout something healthy for a change?" and looks at broccoli Panel 3: The cat, now looking furious and hissing, shouts, "ACK ACK! Not Vegetables!" Panel 4: The vampire suggests, "Jeez. What about some fruit at least!" Panel 5: The cat, holding a clove of garlic in front of the vampire, shouts, "ARGH! Stay Away!" Panel 6: The vampire spits blood and says. The cat yells, "Be GONE, evil demon!" Panel 7: The vampire and the cat return home. A witch sits on the couch playing video games and says, "Told you. Just get Lucky Charms and he'll behave."

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Panel 1: A ghost hunter, equipped with headphones and a flashlight, points at a ghost and says, "Ha! Gotcha!" The ghost looks surprised. Panel 2: The ghost hunter says to the ghost, "According to my research, you're the manifestation of collective trauma." Panel 3: The ghost responds, "And according to MY research, YOU'RE the manifestation of society's inability to process loss." Panel 4: The ghost hunter and the ghost point their flashlights at each other aggressively, both looking determined.

This comic is part of our collaboration with Kunstmuseum Basel.

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Panel 1: A text box reads, "Behold. The common house cat." Below it, an orange cat with large eyes sits calmly. Panel 2: A text box reads, "Yet, there is nothing common about her." The same cat is shown with an intense expression. Panel 3: The cat is depicted outside at night, walking on a rooftop while a person sleeps peacefully in bed. The text box reads, "While you slumber peacefully, she roams about..." Panel 4: The cat sits in front of a computer screen with a button labeled "EPSTEIN FILES RELEASE." The text box reads, "Quietly toppling the world order." The cat's paw is poised over the button.

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Cartoonist Elizabeth Pich hugging a tree
Cartoonist Jonathan Kunz hugging a tree

There is a condition affecting cartoonists at truly alarming rates that the medical establishment has chosen to ignore. It’s called Tree-Deficiency.

Cartoonists can go weeks — months — without meaningful contact with an actual tree. We know this because we are cartoonists, and we have done the research, which is to say we looked at our calendars and felt bad.

Our Patreon’s Tree Hugger™️ level exists to fix this.

You can directly fund our prescription: one tree hug per month, per artist, documented and delivered to you as photographic proof. Real bark. Real arms. Real awkward human-tree contact, captured for your peace of mind.

4 panel comic by War and Peas. 1. Panel: A girl walks towards a tree 2. Panel: The girl hugs the tree. 3. The tree looks down at the girl and thinks "This isn't helping anything." 4. The tree closes its eyes and thinks "But it feels good."

You also get secret comics, downloads, and all the lower-tier goodies — but honestly, the tree documentation is the thing. Trees appear in roughly 46% of our panels and they deserve acknowledgment. So do you, for making sure two people who spend most of their lives in a screen-lit room occasionally go outside and touch something that has been alive for a hundred years.

It’s medicine. The tree is the cure. You’re the doctor.

Join now!

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Panel 1: The Thirsty Scientist sits across from an HR representative at a table in an office. The HR representative says, "We feel your research team has gotten a bit distracted." Panel 2: The HR representative, looking stern, says, "There have been some complaints about 'inappropriate spending' of grant money." Panel 3: The Thirsty Scientist, now looking shocked, responds, "I'm shocked. I can assure you, all funds go into cutting-edge research." Panel 4: A jump cut to a lab setting, where the Thirsty Scientist stands next to a large, muscular alien statue. She says, "All right, which one of you scumbags ratted me out?" Two lab technicians in the background look nervous.

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Panel 1: A man looks at the Grim Reaper and asks, "Is it my time?" The Grim Reaper stands silently. Panel 2: The Grim Reaper responds, "We'll get to all that after a short ad break." Panel 3: The scythe, acting as a screen, displays an ad for HelloFresh. The speech bubble from the scythe says, "With HelloFresh, you can easily..." Panel 4: The Grim Reaper says, "Should’ve taken the 10.99 ad-free deal." The man watches the ad.

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An angel stands at a gated entrance on a cloud, speaking to a man standing in front. The angel says, "I'm sorry, but you hit snooze too much." The man looks disappointed.

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Panel 1: A witch, wearing a pointed hat, sits in a chair at an eye doctor's office. The doctor, holding a magnifying tool to her eyes. She says, "Um, 'E' ... 'F' ... frog tail, upside-down cross, flames, upside-down cross, again." Panel 2: The doctor continues to hold the magnifying tool to the witch's eyes. The witch continues, "Burning church... the antichrist, um 'R'." Panel 3: The doctor, still holding the magnifying tool, says, "I'm afraid you need glasses." Panel 4: The witch, looking shocked, exclaims, "WHAT?!" The doctor, writing on a clipboard, responds, "And possibly, an exorcism."