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6-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A motivational speaker on stage at "The POWER of DREAMS" points at the audience. "You, Sir! What's your biggest dream?" Panel 2: A man with a mustache answers, "I want to make out with a big, juicy worm with a fat butt." Panel 3: The speaker: "Um... ...Okay." Panel 4: He moves on. "You, Miss. What's your dream?" Panel 5: A woman answers, "Um, that actually sounds amazing. I want that." Panel 6: The speaker turns away and whispers into his headset. "Janet, yeah. It's happening again."

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5-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A man wearing a fedora watches TV. The screen says, "Hey, you at home!" Panel 2: The TV ad continues: "Are you being held captive by a group of raccoons and forced to play in their free-jazz band?" with a call-now number. Panel 3: The man picks up his phone and dials. Panel 4: A raccoon hand zips the TV off with a remote. Panel 5: The man sits surrounded by raccoons in a messy room. One hands him a bass. A raccoon says, "Back to trombonin' Mike." Mike gulps.

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7-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Officer McSexy struts past the door with an exaggeratedly large behind. A police chief calls, "McSexy, get in here." Panel 2: McSexy enters the office. The chief says, "That BBL is against department policy." Panel 3: The chief asks, "How you gonna catch perps with a behind that big?" Panel 4: McSexy replies, "Chief, I got a secret weapon up my sleeve." Panel 5: McSexy looks over his shoulder, grinning. "Or should I say…" Panel 6: He turns around, revealing a concealed weapon between the cheeks. "Up my cheeks!" POW POW. Panel 7: The chief stands amid the destruction, impressed. "McSexy! You beautiful fool!"

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A pink worm stands at a podium before a crowd of insects. "Welcome to this year's Bug Conference." Panel 2: Close-up of the worm at the podium. "Firstly, the stick bug would like to remind everyone, they're not a coat rack." Panel 3: A stick bug stands in a spotlight, covered in hats, coats, scarves, and accessories hung on every limb. Panel 4: Close-up of the stick bug resigning: "Thanks, Janet."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: The Grim Reaper approaches a building labelled "FART FACTORY," saying, "Oh no. I knew this day would come." Panel 2: Inside the factory, surrounded by green pipes and workers in lab coats, the Reaper announces: "Sorry, guys. I'm here to take all of you." Panel 3: The workers panic. "Gasp! What was it?" One cries, "Ah, my kids…" Panel 4: The Reaper clarifies: "Leak in pipe 3. And Carl." Carl clicks his lighter, confused: "Huh?"

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5-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A sleepy NASA scientist is dozing at her desk in a control center at night. The radar dishes outside rotate under a crescent moon. Panel 2: A loud beep wakes her. She jumps up in excitement, yelling, “It’s happening! The first contact!” Panel 3: A voice buzzes in over the intercom: “Hey, did you want sausage on your pizza?” Panel 4: She snaps, “JEFF! This is the ALIEN LINE! No sausage!” while slamming a button. Panel 5: Two buff green aliens in a spaceship hover over Earth. One says, “Huh. It’s busy.”

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: An old man in an armchair tells two grandchildren, "Back in my day, we didn't have social media." Panel 2: "If you liked someone, you had to follow them for real." Panel 3: "Stare longingly through their window at night." Panel 4: "Hoping to catch a glimpse of a knee." The mother of the children arrives and quietly takes the children away.

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Funny comic by War and Peas named "Fuck that flower" 1. Panel: A flower says: They always say "What a beautiful flower. Lovely flower." 2. Panel: She continues: But do you know what they never say? 3. Panel: She shouts: I want to fuck that flower so hard that [redacted text] 4. Panel: A bee approaches saying "I could offer respectful love-making." The flower shouts "FUCK OFF!"

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A mermaid sits on a rock at sunset. A fish asks, "Ariel, what are you doing up there all by yourself?" Panel 2: She snaps, "I told you not to disturb me when I'm up here." Panel 3: The fish swims away. Ariel sits alone on the rock. Panel 4: Ariel relaxes, looking relieved. A "Pffft" sound effect reveals the real reason she needs privacy.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A man arrives at the gates of Hell. A demon checks a guest list at a podium. The man says, "I'm here for the satanic spanking." Panel 2: The demon flips through the book. "I don't see your name on the list." Panel 3: The man tries again. "For Beelzebub's booty buffin'." The demon: "Um..." Panel 4: The man escalates. "The Demonic Ass-Destruction." The demon calls security on the phone.