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Was it Worth it?

By warandpeass | May 28, 2023

Posted in Absurd Humor and tagged as climate, comic, earth, the future, toilet paper, war and peas, webcomic.

Mr. Pavlov

By warandpeass | May 21, 2023

Funny 4 panel comic by War and Peas about Ivan Pavlov. 1. Panel: A housekeeper rings a bell and calls out: "Mr. Pavlov, dinner is ready!" 2. Ivan Pavlov jumps out of a door and shouts: "That's great, Irma!" 3. He is sitting at a bare table and realizes: "Wait, Irma, there's no food." 4. Panel: Irma pulls her own head off her shoulders and you can see that it was just a mask. Underneath is a dog that screams angrily: "How the tables have turned, Mr. Pavlov!" Other aggressive dogs surround him. It's their revenge at last.

Posted in Absurd Humor, Black Humor, Comics and tagged as bell, comic, comic strip, comic strips, Comicstrip, dinner, dog, dogs, funny, humor, Irma, Ivan Pavlov, lol, Pavlov, Pawlow, war and peas, webcomic.

Potions

By warandpeass | May 14, 2023

Funny 4 panel comic by War and Peas. 1. Panel: The beloved Slutty Witch is sitting in her potions shop reading a sexy book. 2. Panel: A guy comes in and says: "I'm looking for something to help me with my love life." 3. Panel: The witch points at a specific vial and says: "This will make you irresistible to rats." 4. Panel: The man reaches for the bottle and says: "Close enough."

Posted in Comics, Dark Humor, Sexy Humor and tagged as black humor, close enough, comic, comic strip, Comicstrip, comicstrips, dark humor, funnies, funny, humor, humorous, lol, love, love life, love potion, Potion, Potions, Rat, Rats, Slutty Witch, war and peas, webcomic, witch, witches, Witchy.

Planet Dad

By warandpeass | May 7, 2023

Funny 4 panel comic by War and Peas 1. Panel: A female scientist is standing on stage holding a presentation. She says: "New evidence has found a planet at the outskirts of our galaxy..." 2. Panel: She points at a planet on a scientific map: "... where all fathers who went out to get cigarettes were abducted and taken to." 3. Panel: She looks at the map lost in thought. 4. Panel: She clenches a fist and whispers: "I'm gonna find you, Dad."

Posted in Absurd Humor, Comics, Hilarious Comics and tagged as comic, comic strip, dad, dads, female scientist, funnies, funny, galaxy, getting cigarettes, humor, lol, NASA, planet, Planet Dad, planets, science, scientiest, war and peas, webcomic.

Internet

By warandpeass | April 30, 2023

Posted in Comics, Hilarious Comics and tagged as blog, cats, comic, internet, tiktok, war and peas, webcomic, youtube.

New Evidence

By warandpeass | April 23, 2023

4 Panel Comic by War and Peas 1. Panel: A female scientist is holding a presentation. She says: "New evidence suggests..." 2. Panel: Close-Up to her face: "that aliens are MUCH SEXIER than previously assumed." 3. Panel: She clicks with a pointer to the presentation screen and says: "By evidence I mean these illustrations I've been making in my free time." 4. The screen showing herself being held like a queen by two giant buff aliens. Their muscles are sweaty and they're standing on a giant pink planet.

Posted in Comics, Sexy Humor and tagged as alien, aliens, astronomists, astronomy, buff, comic, elizabeth pich, Fantasy, funny, hilarious, horny, humor, jonathan kunz, lol, NASA. scientist, planet, planets, science, sexy, thirsty, war and peas, webcomic.

Back in My Day

By warandpeass | April 16, 2023

Posted in Comics, Dark Humor and tagged as comic, comic strip, followers, grandpa, social media, warandpeas, webcomic.

F*ck That Flower

By warandpeass | April 9, 2023

Funny comic by War and Peas named "Fuck that flower" 1. Panel: A flower says: They always say "What a beautiful flower. Lovely flower." 2. Panel: She continues: But do you know what they never say? 3. Panel: She shouts: I want to fuck that flower so hard that [redacted text] 4. Panel: A bee approaches saying "I could offer respectful love-making." The flower shouts "FUCK OFF!"

Posted in Comics, Sexy Humor and tagged as beautiful flower, bee, bees, comic, comic strip, flower, flowers, fuck, fuck off, funny, hilarious, lol, love making, lovely flower, nasty, nature, Naughty, redacted text, sex, webcomic.

Unimpressed Werewolf Wife

By warandpeass | April 2, 2023

Funny comic by War and Peas 1. Panel: A heterosexual couple is sitting in a restaurant. The full moon is coming out behind the clouds. The man says: "Oh no. It's time." The woman answers: "Dear, please don't." 2. Panel: The man's muscles are growing, his shape is shifting. He's ripping his shirt and shouts: "ARGH! My rock-hard muscles are ripping through!" 3. Panel: He's turning into a werewolf and his clothes are flying off. He shouts "Raaah! My buff legs! How embarrassing!" 4. Panel: He starts flexing his muscles and poses sexily. The woman is looking at the menu saying: "No one is taking pictures, dear."

Posted in Absurd Humor, Comics and tagged as comics, date, dating, marriage, romance, romantic, war and peas, webcomic, werewolf.

The Scholar

By warandpeass | March 26, 2023

4 panel comic by War and Peas. 1. Panel: A man sitting in his chair surrounded by books. In fact he's reading a book right now. He says: "Ive read so much." 2. Panel: He looks up from the book and continues: "But lived so little." 3. Panel: He gets up and pulls the curtains open, saying "I bet a world of wonders awaits me outside!" 4. Panel: The man breaks the fourth wall and looks at the reader. Outside of his window there's destruction. UFOs are hovering over the city, a giant atom bomb is exploding, buildings are set in flames and people are running around in panic.

Posted in Absurd Humor, Comics, Hilarious Comics and tagged as aliens, atom bomb, attack, books, chaos, comic, destruction, funny, humor, lol, panic, reader, reading, scholar, war and peas, webcomic.
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