4-panel-comic by War and Peas

Panel 1: A man sits at a bar with a witch beside him. The man says, "I'm so good in bed, I'm gonna knock your socks off." The witch looks unimpressed.

Panel 2: The witch responds, "Actually women come easier with their socks on."

Panel 3: The man sits silently, looking disappointed, while the witch sips her drink.

Panel 4: The man, now talking to a different woman at the bar, says, "I'm so good in bed, I'm gonna put socks on your feet."

4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A bird and an elephant sit at a bar. The elephant says, "Stop thinking about that jerk!" Panel 2: The elephant continues, "Don't you see the red flags with that guy?" Panel 3: A bull bursts in, wide-eyed. "Did someone say red flags?!" The elephant looks startled. Panel 4: The bull leans over the table and says, "I need to meet him." The bird and elephant look exasperated.