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Panel 1: A beaver walks outside a beaver lodge, waving goodbye to his beaver family. His wife says, "Have fun at work, hunny!" Panel 2: The beaver arrives at his workplace: the forest. He looks around, confused as the forest has been cleared. Panel 3: The beaver stands in front of a massive human-made dam, shouting in shock, "WHAT THE FUCK?!!" Panel 4: The beaver returns home, where his family waits. He says, "Babe, we have to apply for welfare."

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Panel 1: Jesus sits on a therapist's couch. The therapist asks, "So let’s talk about this resurrection fantasy..." Panel 2: He continues, "You want people to give up something they love." Panel 3: Jesus smiles and says, "Yes." Panel 4: The therapist adds, "And then a giant rabbit has to hide all the eggs." Panel 5: He continues, "I want you to reflect on that for a moment." Panel 6: The therapist sighs and says, "I mean, this all happened over 2000 years ago." Panel 7: Jesus says, "Yeah. But I'm still pissed."

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Panel 1: A ghost stands next to a person working on a laptop. The ghost says, "This man behind me believes he's living in a 'smart home.'" Panel 2: The ghost flips a light switch and says, "But it's actually me who flips the switches." Panel 3: The ghost continues, "He even believes in electricity." Panel 4: The ghost, with a smug expression, concludes, "That's just ghost jizz."

This comic is part of our collaboration with Kunstmuseum Basel.

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Panel 1: Three disciples and Jesus stand outside a closed tavern at night. One disciple says, "Oh man, the tavern's closed." Panel 2: The other disciple sighs and says, "Aww, too bad. I was really in the mood for a drink." Jesus looks thoughtful. Panel 3: The disciples watch Jesus expectantly. Panel 4: Jesus puts on a blood-drawing cuff and prepares to prick his arm with a needle, saying, "Sigh... Fine."

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War and Peas Comic Panel 1: A witch in a swimsuit and hat stands on the beach next to a person in the water. The witch says, "Says here that there are jellyfish around here." The person looks concerned. Panel 2: The witch warns, "They're toxic! Get out of the water!" Panel 3: The witch asks, "Or do you want me to piss on you?" Panel 4: The person responds, "No!" but a thought bubble reveals they are thinking, "Yes!"

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7-panel-comic by War and Peas: Panel 1: A vampire scolds a black cat (Lord Nibbles) in a shopping cart, saying, "You guys only eat junk food." Panel 2: The vampire asks the cat, "How 'bout something healthy for a change?" and looks at broccoli Panel 3: The cat, now looking furious and hissing, shouts, "ACK ACK! Not Vegetables!" Panel 4: The vampire suggests, "Jeez. What about some fruit at least!" Panel 5: The cat, holding a clove of garlic in front of the vampire, shouts, "ARGH! Stay Away!" Panel 6: The vampire spits blood and says. The cat yells, "Be GONE, evil demon!" Panel 7: The vampire and the cat return home. A witch sits on the couch playing video games and says, "Told you. Just get Lucky Charms and he'll behave."

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Panel 1: A ghost hunter, equipped with headphones and a flashlight, points at a ghost and says, "Ha! Gotcha!" The ghost looks surprised. Panel 2: The ghost hunter says to the ghost, "According to my research, you're the manifestation of collective trauma." Panel 3: The ghost responds, "And according to MY research, YOU'RE the manifestation of society's inability to process loss." Panel 4: The ghost hunter and the ghost point their flashlights at each other aggressively, both looking determined.

This comic is part of our collaboration with Kunstmuseum Basel.

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Panel 1: A text box reads, "Behold. The common house cat." Below it, an orange cat with large eyes sits calmly. Panel 2: A text box reads, "Yet, there is nothing common about her." The same cat is shown with an intense expression. Panel 3: The cat is depicted outside at night, walking on a rooftop while a person sleeps peacefully in bed. The text box reads, "While you slumber peacefully, she roams about..." Panel 4: The cat sits in front of a computer screen with a button labeled "EPSTEIN FILES RELEASE." The text box reads, "Quietly toppling the world order." The cat's paw is poised over the button.

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Panel 1: An angel stands at the gates of heaven, speaking to a woman who has just arrived. The angel says, "Sorry, you must have taken a wrong turn." The background shows fluffy clouds and golden gates. Panel 2: The angel continues to speak, "This is cat heav—" Panel 3: The woman grabs the angel by the collar and shakes them. "I heard you the first time."