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Panel 1: A black cat (Lord Nibbles) holds a TV remote and says, "Listen up! Today, I get to choose the movie." Panel 2: A vampire and a witch (Slutty Witch) sit on a couch under a blue blanket, each holding a bowl of snacks. Both say, "Fine." Panel 3: The TV shows "CAT TV" — a programme of colourful birds chirping "Peep Peep." The cat watches from the floor, thrilled, saying "That's the stuff!" Panel 4: The vampire says, "Aww, look how happy he is." The witch says, "Four hours?!" The cat leaps wildly back and forth in front of the TV, drawn with dynamic motion lines, giggling "Hihihihi."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A night sky with a crescent moon over a town. A witch in a black hat rides a broomstick with a green-skinned vampire woman in a pink dress sitting behind her, arms around her. The vampire says, "Thanks for giving me a lift." Panel 2: Close-up of the two. The witch asks, "You know you can fly, right?" Panel 3: The vampire closes her eyes and snuggles against the witch. She says, "Yeah, I know. I just like it when you drive." Panel 4: Close-up of both smiling. The vampire rests her head on the witch's shoulder while sneakily groping her. The witch grins knowingly under the moonlit sky.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A grey Greenland shark swims in murky blue water. Yellow caption reads, "In the murky depths lives the elusive Greenland Shark." Panel 2: The same shark glides through dark water. Yellow caption reads, "Living up to 500 years, it roams the dark waters completely unbothered." Panel 3: A submarine appears with a small microphone extended toward the shark and asks, "How's the deep ocean treatin' you sir?" The shark replies, "It smells like FARTS!" Panel 4: The shark crashes face-first into the ocean floor, tangled in orange internet cables. It shouts, "And I keep tripping over these DAMN INTERNET CABLES!"

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4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: An operating room with surgical lights and a heart monitor. A patient – Slutty Witch in her witch hat – lies on the table and says to the surgeon, "Are you gonna rearrange my guts, Doctor Daddy?" A second medical worker stands in the background. Panel 2: Close-up of the surgeon in green scrubs, cap, glasses, and mask, looking uncomfortable under a spotlight. He says, "Um, its Doctor Smith." Panel 3: Slutty Witch starts grinning and moaning, "Hoohooo-haaa Doctor Daaaddy!" Panel 4: The surgeon turns to a colleague and says, "Why isn't she properly sedated?"

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4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: On a grassy hill, a slimy, large orange blob creature sits beside a smaller orange blob child. The parent says, "This year, we're finally gonna make it into that stupid nature documentary." Panel 2: Close-up of the small orange blob looking up with wide eyes against a green background. The parent says, "Look cute!" The child replies, "Okay, Dad." Panel 3: A film crew – a presenter with a microphone and a cameraman behind a bush – films a baby bird eating something orange. The presenter says, "Did you get that adorable baby duck eating that slimy, disgusting choade?" Panel 4: The large orange blob hides behind a bush, screaming "NOOOOOOO" against a blue sky.

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6-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: Inside a car at night. A vampire drives. Fuzzy dice and a tree air freshener hang from the mirror. The vampire says, "Don't look but I think we're being followed." Panel 2: The passenger (Slutty Witch) turns around, alarmed. She says, "Oh, fuck! Not again!" Panel 3: Outside view: a giant purple spider with green joints and multiple eyes chases the car down a dark road. Panel 4: Inside the car. Slutty Witch, now wearing sunglasses sips a drink. She says, "I told you to take off that damn bumper sticker!" The vampire grips the wheel, unamused. Panel 5: Close-up of the car's rear. A yellow bumper sticker reads "SPIDERS ARE FRIENDS" Panel 6: The giant spider chases the car across a mountainous landscape. The spider calls out, "Wait! Are you guys into tap dancing!?"

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4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A woman with black hair in a bun, wearing a black dress, stands against a red background, gesturing as she speaks. She says, "Ok, girls. You really need to show our guests more affection." Panel 2: She continues, "Sit on their lap, let them touch you a bit." Panel 3: She says, "Rub against their leg. You know the drill." Panel 4: The reveal: the woman is inside a cat café. Several cats of different colours sit on chairs and tables around the room. A "CAT CAFE" sign is visible reversed on the window. One black cat (Lord Nibbles) says, "I quit."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: Two green alien astronauts at an archaeological dig on post-apocalyptic Earth. One alien says to a crowned alien that's just arriving, "Commander, we've discovered an artefact. The humans called it 'Internet'." Panel 2: The two aliens stand beside a wheeled computer console on the ruined Earth surface. The alien at the keyboard says, "We were able to reconstruct some of the data." Panel 3: The crowned alien watches a screen showing an orange cat batting at a ball of yarn. Panel 4: Close-up of the crowned alien crying green tears. The other alien says, "It's pretty much all like this." The crowned alien replies, "Beautiful."

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Panel 1: A beaver walks outside a beaver lodge, waving goodbye to his beaver family. His wife says, "Have fun at work, hunny!" Panel 2: The beaver arrives at his workplace: the forest. He looks around, confused as the forest has been cleared. Panel 3: The beaver stands in front of a massive human-made dam, shouting in shock, "WHAT THE FUCK?!!" Panel 4: The beaver returns home, where his family waits. He says, "Babe, we have to apply for welfare."