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Panel 1: A mother in an apron is washing dishes in a kitchen. Her daughter sits at the table, holding a newspaper with the headline "Men Died Out!" The daughter looks shocked and exclaims, "Gasp!" Panel 2: The grandmother, standing in the doorway of a dark cellar, says, "The time has come to show you your great-great-grandfather Ronald’s family heirloom!" Panel 3: The grandmother, now in the cellar, dramatically reveals, "He gathered his semen, knowing one day, his mighty juice would save humanity!" The mother facepalms and says, "Not the cum bucket again." Panel 4: The grandmother, still in the cellar, yells, "Call the neighbors, it’s heavy!" The mother and daughter look horrified.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Two long-necked dinosaurs gaze up at the sky as one says, "Look, Ronald! A shooting star!" while a fiery object streaks toward them. Panel 2: "Quick, make a wish!" the other urges as the blazing object grows closer. Panel 3: Gazing at each other, one dinosaur wishes, "I wish we could be together forever." Panel 4: A caption reads "150 million years later." In a modern home, a plastic laundry basket and a plastic water bottle recognize one another, "Barb, is that you?" "Ronald?" the two dinosaurs reunited at last as household plastics.