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Mr. Pavlov

By warandpeass | May 21, 2023

Funny 4 panel comic by War and Peas about Ivan Pavlov. 1. Panel: A housekeeper rings a bell and calls out: "Mr. Pavlov, dinner is ready!" 2. Ivan Pavlov jumps out of a door and shouts: "That's great, Irma!" 3. He is sitting at a bare table and realizes: "Wait, Irma, there's no food." 4. Panel: Irma pulls her own head off her shoulders and you can see that it was just a mask. Underneath is a dog that screams angrily: "How the tables have turned, Mr. Pavlov!" Other aggressive dogs surround him. It's their revenge at last.

Posted in Absurd Humor, Black Humor, Comics and tagged as bell, comic, comic strip, comic strips, Comicstrip, dinner, dog, dogs, funny, humor, Irma, Ivan Pavlov, lol, Pavlov, Pawlow, war and peas, webcomic.

Potions

By warandpeass | May 14, 2023

Funny 4 panel comic by War and Peas. 1. Panel: The beloved Slutty Witch is sitting in her potions shop reading a sexy book. 2. Panel: A guy comes in and says: "I'm looking for something to help me with my love life." 3. Panel: The witch points at a specific vial and says: "This will make you irresistible to rats." 4. Panel: The man reaches for the bottle and says: "Close enough."

Posted in Comics, Dark Humor, Sexy Humor and tagged as black humor, close enough, comic, comic strip, Comicstrip, comicstrips, dark humor, funnies, funny, humor, humorous, lol, love, love life, love potion, Potion, Potions, Rat, Rats, Slutty Witch, war and peas, webcomic, witch, witches, Witchy.

Dog Slaughter House

By warandpeass | March 5, 2023

Comic by Jonathan Kunz and Elizabeth Pich aka War and Peas 1. Panel: A man stands in front of a gloomy, run-down building. A sign reads: Dog Slaughter House. The man is startled and says, "Oh my god! That's awful!" 2. Panel: He turns around and says firmly, "I need to do something about this!" 3. Panel: The man stands in an office and shakes hands with another man who says, "The premise is officially yours now." On the table is a piece of paper reading: "Deed Registration". 4. Panel: Back on the premise: The man is now standing in front of a shiny palatial building with a neat front yard and fountain. A now clean sign still reads "Dog Slaughter House." The man is now happy and says, "Much better!"

Posted in Black Humor, Comics, Dark Humor and tagged as 4 panel comic, business, Business Man, cartoonist, comedy, comic, comic artists, comic strip, comic strips, comics, Comicstrip, Comiczeichner, dog, Dog Slaughter House, dogs, elizabeth pich, four panel comic, funny, german, germany, humor, joke, jonathan kunz, lol, Palace, Premise, Puppy Slaughter House, saarbrücken, slaughter, Slaughter House, war and peas, webcomic, webcomics.

Mermaid’s Secret

By warandpeass | January 22, 2023

4 panel Comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A mermaid sits on a rock in the ocean during sun set. A fish comes by and says: "Ariel, what are you doing up here, all by yourself?" Panel 2: She answers "I told you, not disturb me when I'm up here." Panel 3: The fish leaves. Panel 4: Ariel farts and looks relieved.

Posted in Comics, Hilarious Comics, Wholesome Humor and tagged as Ariel, comic, comics, Comicstrip, fart, farting, flounder, funny, humor, mermaid, ocean, pfft, secret, sun set, sunset, war and peas, webcomic.

Recycled

By warandpeass | January 1, 2023

4 panel comic by War and Peas 1. Panel: A man is sitting under a tree writing something in his notebook. The tree complains: "Oh, so you're enjoying my shade while writing on paper?" 2. Panel: The man starts to sweat and answers: "Uh... This is recycled paper!" 3. Panel: The tree is looking grim. 4. Panel: The tree is shouting: "Oh, so you're writing on paper with SPECKS OF HUMAN POOP IN IT???"

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Posted in Absurd Humor, Comics, Dark Humor, Hilarious Comics and tagged as author, comic, comic strip, comic strips, comics, Comicstrip, elizabeth pich, funnies, funny, hidden life of trees, humor, humour, jonathan kunz, lol, nature, notes, paper, papers, recycled, recycling, shade, tree, trees, war and peas, webcomic, writing.

Naughty Dad

By warandpeass | December 25, 2022

4 panel comic by War and Peas 1. Panel: Santa is just unloading presents when he he's surprised by a kid who enters the door. The kid asks: "Santa?" 2. The kid asks: "Why do you put that in Dad's stocking?" Santa is holding handcuffs and a kink whip in his hands just being about to put it in the stocking. 3. Santa gets nervous, saying: "Hohoho! Ehm, your father has been a VERY NAUGHTY BOY lately." 4. The kid starts crying: "Is he going back to prison?"

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Posted in Black Humor, Comics, Dark Humor, Hilarious Comics and tagged as black humor, chimney, christmas, comedy, comic, comics, Comicstrip, daddy, dark humor, funnies, funny, gift, gifts, handcuffs, holiday season, humor, lol, Naughty, Naughty Boy, presents, prison, Santa, Santa Claus, stocking, war and peas, webcomic, whip.

Crossword Santa

By warandpeass | December 18, 2022

4 panel comic by War and Peas 1. Panel: A hand hovering over a crossword page: "Mmh. Let's see." 2. Panel: "House entrance with four letters." 3. Panel: "Starting with a D?" 4. Panel: Zoom Out. You can see it's Santa Claus doing the crossword. He's angry: "That not how you spell chimney!"

Posted in Absurd Humor, Comics, Hilarious Comics, Wholesome Humor and tagged as chimney, christmas, comic, comic strip, comic strips, comics, Comicstrip, Crossword, Door, elizabeth pich, funny, humor, jonathan kunz, lol, Northpole, Santa, Santa Claus, Sitting by the fire, war and peas, webcomic, webcomics.

The Future According to God

By warandpeass | December 11, 2022

4 panel comic by War and Peas. It's the story of Kevin asking God what the future will be like. God answers it will be horrible and humankind will destroy the planet. Once God sees how sad Kevin is, they decide to say Just kidding, Kevin. Go have some ice cream." Kevin walks towards the city saying "Nice."

Posted in Absurd Humor, Comics, Dark Humor, Hilarious Comics and tagged as cloud, comic, comic strip, comics, Comicstrip, funny, future pray, god, humor, ice cream, kevin, lol, Nice, praying, war and peas, webcomic.

Satanic Spanking

By warandpeass | December 4, 2022

4 panel Comic by War and Peas 1. Panel: Someone standing in front the gates of hell. A demon stands at a desk with a big book. The person says: "I'm here for the satanic spanking." 2. The demon wears glasses and goes through the book. The demon says: "I don't see your name on the list." 3. Panel: The person gets closer and smirkingly says: "For Beelzebub's booty buffin'." The demon looks iritated, saying "Umm." 4. Panel: The person gets even closer, saying: "The demonic ass destruction." The demon at the phone: "Security."

Posted in Absurd Humor, Hilarious Comics and tagged as 4 panel comic, Ass Spanking, comedy, comic, comic strip, comics, Comicstrip, comicstrips, demon, Devil, elizabeth pich, four panel comic, funnies, funny, Gates of hell, hell, hellish, humor, jonathan kunz, lol, Satan, spanking, war and peas, webcomic.

Spidermail

By warandpeass | November 27, 2022

Posted in Comics, Hilarious Comics and tagged as alt l, at symbol, comic, comic strip, Comicstrip, elizabeth pich, funnies, funny, jonathan kunz, laptop, spider, spiders, symbol, technology, war and peas, Web, webcomic, World Wide Web.
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