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Bored

By warandpeass | November 26, 2023

Comic by War and Peas. 1. The black cat Lord Nibbles sits in front of the Witch and says "I'm bored!" 2. The witch answers, "Well, find something to do. I'm busy." 3. Five minutes later. The witch senses a weird aura. 4. She goes to the living room and finds a big hell hole in the floor. She says, "Should've known this would end with a portal to hell in our living room."

Posted in Absurd Humor, Comics and tagged as black cat, bored, boring, cat, cats, comic strip, funnies, funny, hell, humor, lol, lord nibbles, Portal, Slutty Witch, webcomic, witch, witches, Witchy.

Flatmates

By warandpeass | October 22, 2023

4 panel comic by War and Peas. 1. Slutty Witch and her cat Lord Nibbles are sitting on the couch watching Friends. The witch says, "Sitcoms are so unrealistic." 2. "No one ever fights about the dishes... or laundry." 3. She looks at her cat angrily, "Or why ONE flatmate has to hock up their hairballs when the other one has a date!" 4. EARLIER: Slutty Witch is on the bed with a sexy vampire girl. They're about to have sex. Both look startled at something outside of the panel. They hear "ACK ACK" sounds. The vampire says, "Umm, is he okay?"

Posted in Comics, Hilarious Comics, Sexy Humor and tagged as ack, black cat, cat, comic, date, dishes, Flatmates, friends, hair ball, hair balls, Hairballs, laundry, lord nibbles, nibbles, sexy time, sitcom, sitcoms, Slutty Witch, vamp, vampire, Vampire girl, Vampire Lady, webcomic, witch, witches, Witchy.

Ritual

By warandpeass | October 18, 2023

Cartoon by War and Peas. A witch coven is surrounded a fire preparing a ritual. They're all naked. One witch is holding a big bowl of marshmallows and says, "Just because we're doing a ritual doesn't mean we can't roast marshmallows."

If you also think a marshmallow ritual would be nice, consider becoming a part of our coven on Patreon.

Posted in Cartoons and tagged as Cartoon, cartoons, coven, Family Pack, Marshmallows, New Yorker Cartoon, New Yorker Cartoons, night, Ritual, war and peas, witch, witches.

Coffinmate

By warandpeass | October 15, 2023

5 panel comic by War and Peas: 1. Slutty Witch has a date over. She points at a coffin and says, "And here's the coffin I share with my ex-boyfriend." 2. "He's a vampire so it's fine!" 3. "He sleeps during the day and I sleep at night." 4. "Rents are through the roof so it's pretty clever if you think about it." 5. The coffin opens and the vampire looks outside. He says, "I can scoot over if you guys want to get jiggy with it!"

Posted in Absurd Humor, Comics, Sexy Humor and tagged as coffin, comic, comic strip, date, ex, ex boyfriend, friends, funny, humor, lol, Slutty Witch, vamp, vampire, war and peas, webcomic, witch, witches, Witchy.

Hehe

By warandpeass | October 13, 2023

Friday the 13th comic by War and Peas. 1. The Slutty Witch walks under a ladder. She goes, "Hehe" 2. She sees a black cat and goes, "Hehe" 3. She has broken a mirror on the floor and goes, "Hehe" 4. She looks at her calendar and it's Friday the 13th. She goes "Hehe"

Happy Friday 13th!

Posted in Comics, Wholesome Humor and tagged as comic, Freitag der 13., Friday 13, Friday 13th, funny, haha, Hehe, humor, lol, Slutty Witch, war and peas, webcomic, witch, witches, Witchy.

Lord of Darkness

By warandpeass | October 8, 2023

Comic by War and Peas 1. The black cat Lord Nibbles looks out of the window at a dark landscape and says to himself: "Once I was Lord of the Underworld and people trembled in fear when they heard my name." 2. The Slutty Witch enters the scene saying: "Nibbles! Did you make a big stinky again?" 3. She picks him up saying, "You silly widdle wuffle!" 4. Lord Nibbles, still in the witch's arms, looks out longingly at the landscape and thinks to himself, "Oh, how times change."

Posted in Comics, Hilarious Comics and tagged as black cat, cat, cats, comic, comic strip, funny, humor, lol, lord, lord nibbles, nibbles, Slutty Witch, spooky, stinky, webcomic, witch.

Passwords

By warandpeass | July 30, 2023

4-panel Comic by War and Peas . 1. Panel: The Slutty Witch is sitting at her laptop and says, "Damnit. What's my email password again?" 2. Panel: Her cat, Lord Nibbles, is playing with an Ouija board ans says, "SluttyUpri$ing69-Kill-Kill-Kill#Destroy-Burn-it-All-Down" 3. Panel: The Slutty Witch is thinking about that. 4. Panel: She answers, "No, that's my online banking."

Posted in Comics, Hilarious Comics and tagged as comic, funny, humor, lol, lord nibbles, online banking, password, Passwords, Slutty Witch, war and peas, webcomic, witch, witches, Witchy.

Favorite Restaurant

By warandpeass | July 23, 2023

Comic about a Witch/Vampire couple by War and Peas 1. Panel: A witch and a vampire walk down the street holding hands. The witch says, "Tonight, I'm taking you to my favorite restaurant." 2. Panel: She stops, "Here we are!".She's standing in front of a cemetery gate. The vampire is angry, "WTF!" 3. Panel: The vamp shouts, "You expect me to eat dead bodies?" 4. Panel: The witch points at the building on the other side of the street with a big sign reading "Greek Deli". She says, "No, I meant this one."

Posted in Absurd Humor, Comics, Dark Humor, Hilarious Comics and tagged as black humor, Cemetery, comic, comic strip, comics, comicstrips, couple, dark humor, date, Favorite Restaurant, funny, Greek Deli, hilarious, humor, restaurant, Slutty Witch, vamp, vampire, webcomic, witch, witches, Witchy.

Romance

By warandpeass | June 18, 2023

4 panel comic by War and Peas 1. Panel: The witch is on bed ready to have sex with a guy. They both look at a corner from the room. She says: "He'll be done in a minute." 2. Panel: Her cat named Lord Nibbles is taking a poop at his cat toilet. He's intensely staring at them. 3. Panel: The guy says: "He's making eye contact." 4. Panel: Witch: "He's establishing dominance. Don't look away."

Posted in Comics, Sexy Humor and tagged as black cat, cat, comic, date, dominance, funny, humor, lol, lord nibbles, sexy, Slutty Witch, war and peas, witch, witches, Witchy.

Potions

By warandpeass | May 14, 2023

Funny 4 panel comic by War and Peas. 1. Panel: The beloved Slutty Witch is sitting in her potions shop reading a sexy book. 2. Panel: A guy comes in and says: "I'm looking for something to help me with my love life." 3. Panel: The witch points at a specific vial and says: "This will make you irresistible to rats." 4. Panel: The man reaches for the bottle and says: "Close enough."

Posted in Comics, Dark Humor, Sexy Humor and tagged as black humor, close enough, comic, comic strip, Comicstrip, comicstrips, dark humor, funnies, funny, humor, humorous, lol, love, love life, love potion, Potion, Potions, Rat, Rats, Slutty Witch, war and peas, webcomic, witch, witches, Witchy.
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