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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A black cat lounges in a cardboard box. "Free food, napping all day. This is the life." Panel 2: The cat muses, "I should switch bodies with Lord Nibbles more often." Panel 3: Slutty Witch's body walks through a doorway while the cat watches from below. Panel 4: Close-up of Slutty Witch's face with wide, traumatised eyes. "You were right. Catcalling is not what I thought it was."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Slutty Witch walks through a supermarket on her phone, her black cat Lord Nibbles at her feet. She says, "Looks like everyone's a witch nowadays." Panel 2: Lord Nibbles jumps into a shopping cart pushed by a vampire who's saying to the witch, "You should be glad. Witches are cool now." Panel 3: The vampire happily says, "Just like sucking people off is cool now, too!" Panel 4: Lord Nibbles in the cart looks mortified. "You've GOT to stop calling it that."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A man at a bar tells Slutty Witch, "You really need to find God." Panel 2: She looks irritated. "I do?" Panel 3: Slutty Witch walks through a dark forest at night, glowing eyes watching from the bushes. Panel 4: She sits on a log beside a massive pagan forest deity with antlers and a long beard who says, "I think you're doing great."

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5-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A witch carries her worn-out broom into "Ye Ol' Broom Shoppe," where a green, fanged witch clerk remarks, "That thing's got a lotta mileage." Panel 2: The witch explains, "Yeah, my girlfriend and I went to Transylvania to meet her folks." Panel 3: The clerk grins, "Oh, got yourself a vampire girlie, huh?" Panel 4: The witch asks, "You think we could put a padded seat in the back or something?" Panel 5: The witch flies through the clouds on her broom, which now has a cozy padded canopy seat on the back where her vampire girlfriend lounges comfortably, reading.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A man on a candlelit date with Slutty Witch asks, "Did you just… come?" Panel 2: Close-up of Slutty Witch, flustered. "I did!" Panel 3: The man looks hopeful. "Because of my detailed analysis of the works of Quentin Tarantino?" Panel 4: Slutty Witch, sweating. "No, but I left my voodoo doll with my girlfriend."

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Woven tapestry blanket of a smiling witch standing in flames surrounded by devils, ghosts and black cats, with the banner text 'Maleficae non moriuntur', in yellow, red and black.

Are you ready to transform your city apartment into an enchanted castle fortress?

We designed this knitted tapestry for a museum exhibition and received so many compliments and inquiries about it that we decided to add it to our shop as a product.

You can hang this piece on a wall as a tapestry (we recommend attaching it using a wooden board and fabric nails) or use it as a giant throw blanket.

Witch tapestry held against a blue sky, depicting a smiling witch in a tall hat with arms spread wide amid red flames, a crescent moon and floating ghosts
Soft draped folds of a woven wall tapestry revealing the witch's face and a grinning horned devil, showing the fabric texture in yellow, red and black
Macro close-up of a woven blanket showing a horned devil with wide eyes and clawed hands, rendered in yellow and black knit texture
Detail of a woven throw lying on grass, showing a yellow black cat with glowing eyes surrounded by red flames and decorative border
Close-up detail of a woven wall hanging showing a witch with a pointed hat and outstretched arms standing in fire, wearing a cross necklace, in yellow and black

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Please keep in mind that delivery may take several weeks longer than usual, as we produce each item only upon request.

 

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4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A night sky with a crescent moon over a town. A witch in a black hat rides a broomstick with a green-skinned vampire woman in a pink dress sitting behind her, arms around her. The vampire says, "Thanks for giving me a lift." Panel 2: Close-up of the two. The witch asks, "You know you can fly, right?" Panel 3: The vampire closes her eyes and snuggles against the witch. She says, "Yeah, I know. I just like it when you drive." Panel 4: Close-up of both smiling. The vampire rests her head on the witch's shoulder while sneakily groping her. The witch grins knowingly under the moonlit sky.

Get this adorable comic as a fine art print to hang in your home <3

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4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: An operating room with surgical lights and a heart monitor. A patient – Slutty Witch in her witch hat – lies on the table and says to the surgeon, "Are you gonna rearrange my guts, Doctor Daddy?" A second medical worker stands in the background. Panel 2: Close-up of the surgeon in green scrubs, cap, glasses, and mask, looking uncomfortable under a spotlight. He says, "Um, its Doctor Smith." Panel 3: Slutty Witch starts grinning and moaning, "Hoohooo-haaa Doctor Daaaddy!" Panel 4: The surgeon turns to a colleague and says, "Why isn't she properly sedated?"

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War and Peas Comic Panel 1: A witch in a swimsuit and hat stands on the beach next to a person in the water. The witch says, "Says here that there are jellyfish around here." The person looks concerned. Panel 2: The witch warns, "They're toxic! Get out of the water!" Panel 3: The witch asks, "Or do you want me to piss on you?" Panel 4: The person responds, "No!" but a thought bubble reveals they are thinking, "Yes!"

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Panel 1: A witch, wearing a pointed hat, sits in a chair at an eye doctor's office. The doctor, holding a magnifying tool to her eyes. She says, "Um, 'E' ... 'F' ... frog tail, upside-down cross, flames, upside-down cross, again." Panel 2: The doctor continues to hold the magnifying tool to the witch's eyes. The witch continues, "Burning church... the antichrist, um 'R'." Panel 3: The doctor, still holding the magnifying tool, says, "I'm afraid you need glasses." Panel 4: The witch, looking shocked, exclaims, "WHAT?!" The doctor, writing on a clipboard, responds, "And possibly, an exorcism."