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6-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A woman walks past a bush. A voice whispers, "Hey, Pssst." Panel 2: The bush asks, "What's your blood type?" Panel 3: She answers, "A positive. Why?" Panel 4: The bush recoils in disgust. "Bleurch! Just walk away." Panel 5: The woman crosses her arms. "I want to know why!" Panel 6: A vampire emerges from the bush, furious. "I said walk, you tasteless pig."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: The Grim Reaper sits on a park bench reading a book. He calls out to a passing boy: "Yo, kid. Better tie your shoelaces." Panel 2: The boy asks nervously, "Is that how I'm going to pass on?" Panel 3: The Reaper reassures him: "Um no, you're gonna go peacefully of old age." Panel 4: The kid runs off excitedly. "Awesome! I'm gonna go try heroin!"

 

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: The Grim Reaper stands over a body, clipboard in hand, addressing a ghost. "Thanks for using our soul-reaping services." Panel 2: Close-up of the Reaper reading from the clipboard. "Would you say your experience was — Good, Great, Not sure." Panel 3: The ghost stares blankly. Silence. Panel 4: The Reaper writes on the clipboard. "I'm gonna put down 'Great.'"

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: The Grim Reaper sits in an armchair holding a drink. "They call me the Grim Reaper." Panel 2: Same setting. "But I'm actually not that grim." Panel 3: He leans back casually. "I like parties." Panel 4: The room is trashed with empty bottles and a dead body on the floor. "Parties where everyone dies."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: The Grim Reaper stands at a doorway. An old man peeks out. "I've been expecting you." Panel 2: The old man opens his arms welcomingly. "I knew you'd come to take me." Panel 3: The old man poses flirtatiously in his underwear on his bed. "Come on, take me already!" Panel 4: The Reaper flees down the street in a panic. The old man shouts, "Take me, dark stranger!"