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4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A grey Greenland shark swims in murky blue water. Yellow caption reads, "In the murky depths lives the elusive Greenland Shark." Panel 2: The same shark glides through dark water. Yellow caption reads, "Living up to 500 years, it roams the dark waters completely unbothered." Panel 3: A submarine appears with a small microphone extended toward the shark and asks, "How's the deep ocean treatin' you sir?" The shark replies, "It smells like FARTS!" Panel 4: The shark crashes face-first into the ocean floor, tangled in orange internet cables. It shouts, "And I keep tripping over these DAMN INTERNET CABLES!"

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4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: An operating room with surgical lights and a heart monitor. A patient – Slutty Witch in her witch hat – lies on the table and says to the surgeon, "Are you gonna rearrange my guts, Doctor Daddy?" A second medical worker stands in the background. Panel 2: Close-up of the surgeon in green scrubs, cap, glasses, and mask, looking uncomfortable under a spotlight. He says, "Um, its Doctor Smith." Panel 3: Slutty Witch starts grinning and moaning, "Hoohooo-haaa Doctor Daaaddy!" Panel 4: The surgeon turns to a colleague and says, "Why isn't she properly sedated?"

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4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: On a grassy hill, a slimy, large orange blob creature sits beside a smaller orange blob child. The parent says, "This year, we're finally gonna make it into that stupid nature documentary." Panel 2: Close-up of the small orange blob looking up with wide eyes against a green background. The parent says, "Look cute!" The child replies, "Okay, Dad." Panel 3: A film crew – a presenter with a microphone and a cameraman behind a bush – films a baby bird eating something orange. The presenter says, "Did you get that adorable baby duck eating that slimy, disgusting choade?" Panel 4: The large orange blob hides behind a bush, screaming "NOOOOOOO" against a blue sky.

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6-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: Inside a car at night. A vampire drives. Fuzzy dice and a tree air freshener hang from the mirror. The vampire says, "Don't look but I think we're being followed." Panel 2: The passenger (Slutty Witch) turns around, alarmed. She says, "Oh, fuck! Not again!" Panel 3: Outside view: a giant purple spider with green joints and multiple eyes chases the car down a dark road. Panel 4: Inside the car. Slutty Witch, now wearing sunglasses sips a drink. She says, "I told you to take off that damn bumper sticker!" The vampire grips the wheel, unamused. Panel 5: Close-up of the car's rear. A yellow bumper sticker reads "SPIDERS ARE FRIENDS" Panel 6: The giant spider chases the car across a mountainous landscape. The spider calls out, "Wait! Are you guys into tap dancing!?"

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4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A woman with black hair in a bun, wearing a black dress, stands against a red background, gesturing as she speaks. She says, "Ok, girls. You really need to show our guests more affection." Panel 2: She continues, "Sit on their lap, let them touch you a bit." Panel 3: She says, "Rub against their leg. You know the drill." Panel 4: The reveal: the woman is inside a cat café. Several cats of different colours sit on chairs and tables around the room. A "CAT CAFE" sign is visible reversed on the window. One black cat (Lord Nibbles) says, "I quit."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: Two green alien astronauts at an archaeological dig on post-apocalyptic Earth. One alien says to a crowned alien that's just arriving, "Commander, we've discovered an artefact. The humans called it 'Internet'." Panel 2: The two aliens stand beside a wheeled computer console on the ruined Earth surface. The alien at the keyboard says, "We were able to reconstruct some of the data." Panel 3: The crowned alien watches a screen showing an orange cat batting at a ball of yarn. Panel 4: Close-up of the crowned alien crying green tears. The other alien says, "It's pretty much all like this." The crowned alien replies, "Beautiful."

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Panel 1: A beaver walks outside a beaver lodge, waving goodbye to his beaver family. His wife says, "Have fun at work, hunny!" Panel 2: The beaver arrives at his workplace: the forest. He looks around, confused as the forest has been cleared. Panel 3: The beaver stands in front of a massive human-made dam, shouting in shock, "WHAT THE FUCK?!!" Panel 4: The beaver returns home, where his family waits. He says, "Babe, we have to apply for welfare."

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Panel 1: Jesus sits on a therapist's couch. The therapist asks, "So let’s talk about this resurrection fantasy..." Panel 2: He continues, "You want people to give up something they love." Panel 3: Jesus smiles and says, "Yes." Panel 4: The therapist adds, "And then a giant rabbit has to hide all the eggs." Panel 5: He continues, "I want you to reflect on that for a moment." Panel 6: The therapist sighs and says, "I mean, this all happened over 2000 years ago." Panel 7: Jesus says, "Yeah. But I'm still pissed."

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Panel 1: A ghost stands next to a person working on a laptop. The ghost says, "This man behind me believes he's living in a 'smart home.'" Panel 2: The ghost flips a light switch and says, "But it's actually me who flips the switches." Panel 3: The ghost continues, "He even believes in electricity." Panel 4: The ghost, with a smug expression, concludes, "That's just ghost jizz."

This comic is part of our collaboration with Kunstmuseum Basel.