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Restraint
We’re doing something we usually don’t do by giving you a peek behind the curtains. This is the stuff our beautiful supporters usually get for keeping us financially viable enough to joking around.
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We definitely told our patrons this would stay exclusive, and now we’re essentially that friend who swears secrecy then immediately tells everybody your embarrassing story on the school yard. The guilt is consuming us like a shame-based brain worm. Our only chance is to make the next secret comics so hilarious that our supporters will forgive this betrayal – comedy so sharp it could perform its own appendectomy. Please don’t revoke our kneecaps!
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Full Moon Merch Drop
We celebrate the brightest summer night of the year with a Full Moon Merch Drop and present three new pieces in our shop!
Fierce Cat – Dad Cap
The Fierce Cat Dad Cap comes in four bright colors and is made of 100% cotton with a soft, comfortable crown and sturdy visor.
It’s a walking inferno of feline fury! Let your cranium be shielded by this ultimate orange warrior. Who says you can’t kill and be cute at the same time?
Worm – Dad Cap
Hot Worm Summer! Protect your precious head with our squiggly worm cap. Keep your idea-factory cool and shaded under our mulch-loving friend. Worms are our ultimate allies.
All our caps are embroidered locally in our home-town and stitched with high-quality durable materials. One size fits all with a easy-to-adjust Tri-Glide fastening at the back.
I’m With Stupid – Pin
Let’s celebrate the limits of our own knowledge with this philosophical pendant! This might be the best gift for you and your best friend, or your spouse, or your complicated situationship! Plato would have worn this.
MICRO-EDITIONS
Like all other products in our shop – these items are produced in a very small edition. By producing in smaller batches, we significantly reduce overproduction and make sure every product finds a loving home. You are choosing a sustainable and exclusive piece that isn’t available anywhere else. Thank you for supporting a small artist-owned business.
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