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Panel 1: A person lies in a hospital bed, speaking to a woman standing beside them. The person says, "...and then Death flashed before my eyes." The woman looks concerned. Panel 2: In a flashback, Death, depicted as a cloaked figure, dramatically opens its cloak in front of the person. The person looks shocked. Panel 3: The person says "This is creepy." Death, now sweating, stands silently as the person looks at the open cloak with a neutral expression. Panel 4: The person is back in the hospital bed, speaking to the woman. The woman says, "You are so brave." She looks touched and slightly teary-eyed.

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Panel 1: A witch sits at a desk with a laptop, crystal ball, and candle. She says, "Damnit. What's my e-mail password again?" She looks frustrated. Panel 2: A black cat sits on a Ouija board, with its paw on the planchette. The Ouija board spells out, "SluttyUpri$ing69 K1ll-K1ll-K1ll #Destroy&Burn-it-all-dówn." Panel 3: The witch looks back at her laptop, appearing thoughtful. Panel 4: The witch says, "No, that's my online banking."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A bird and an elephant sit at a bar. The elephant says, "Stop thinking about that jerk!" Panel 2: The elephant continues, "Don't you see the red flags with that guy?" Panel 3: A bull bursts in, wide-eyed. "Did someone say red flags?!" The elephant looks startled. Panel 4: The bull leans over the table and says, "I need to meet him." The bird and elephant look exasperated.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: An old man in an armchair tells two grandchildren, "Back in my day, we didn't have social media." Panel 2: "If you liked someone, you had to follow them for real." Panel 3: "Stare longingly through their window at night." Panel 4: "Hoping to catch a glimpse of a knee." The mother of the children arrives and quietly takes the children away.

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Funny comic by War and Peas named "Fuck that flower" 1. Panel: A flower says: They always say "What a beautiful flower. Lovely flower." 2. Panel: She continues: But do you know what they never say? 3. Panel: She shouts: I want to fuck that flower so hard that [redacted text] 4. Panel: A bee approaches saying "I could offer respectful love-making." The flower shouts "FUCK OFF!"

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A couple at a fancy restaurant under a full moon. The man panics. "Oh no, it's time." His date: "Dear, please don't." Panel 2: He starts transforming, shirt ripping. "ARGH! My rockhard muscles are ripping through!" Panel 3: Now a full werewolf, he flexes. "Raah! My buff legs! How embarrassing!" His date sips from her drink. Panel 4: The werewolf poses at the table. His date says flatly, "No one is taking pictures, dear."

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Panel 1: A mother in an apron is washing dishes in a kitchen. Her daughter sits at the table, holding a newspaper with the headline "Men Died Out!" The daughter looks shocked and exclaims, "Gasp!" Panel 2: The grandmother, standing in the doorway of a dark cellar, says, "The time has come to show you your great-great-grandfather Ronald’s family heirloom!" Panel 3: The grandmother, now in the cellar, dramatically reveals, "He gathered his semen, knowing one day, his mighty juice would save humanity!" The mother facepalms and says, "Not the cum bucket again." Panel 4: The grandmother, still in the cellar, yells, "Call the neighbors, it’s heavy!" The mother and daughter look horrified.

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4 panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: The first panel shows a witch with long red hair wearing a black dress and a pointed hat. She is sitting at a window, looking outside at what appears to be a typical autumn scene, with a few clouds in the sky. She holds a drink in one hand and declares, “It has begun. It’s Fall.” Panel 2: The scene shifts to a fairy doing her nails while sitting on the floor. The fairy has green wings, a light green dress, and blonde hair tied up in buns. She is surrounded by objects like a skull, a candle, and some drinks, giving the scene a laid-back vibe. The fairy looks relaxed as she responds, “It’s actually spring.” Panel 3: The third panel returns to the witch, still looking out the window. She confidently repeats, “No, it’s Fall. I can smell it.” Panel 4: In the final panel, the witch clenches her fist in determination, with a look of resolute confidence on her face. She declares, “The fall of the Patriarchy.”

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Panel 1: A black cat and a bear sit at a poker table. The bear says, "I have a flush." Panel 2: The black cat responds, "Oh, a flush? So, you know that word?" Panel 3: The bear says, "Uhm, sure." The black cat then asks, "So, why don't you ever flush?" The bear looks confused. Panel 4: The scene zooms out, revealing a giraffe and a mouse also sitting at the poker table. The giraffe says "Seriously, Karl. Why don't you ever flush?"

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A mermaid sits on a rock at sunset. A fish asks, "Ariel, what are you doing up there all by yourself?" Panel 2: She snaps, "I told you not to disturb me when I'm up here." Panel 3: The fish swims away. Ariel sits alone on the rock. Panel 4: Ariel relaxes, looking relieved. A "Pffft" sound effect reveals the real reason she needs privacy.