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War and Peas Comic Panel 1: A witch in a swimsuit and hat stands on the beach next to a person in the water. The witch says, "Says here that there are jellyfish around here." The person looks concerned. Panel 2: The witch warns, "They're toxic! Get out of the water!" Panel 3: The witch asks, "Or do you want me to piss on you?" Panel 4: The person responds, "No!" but a thought bubble reveals they are thinking, "Yes!"

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Panel 1: A witch, wearing a pointed hat, sits in a chair at an eye doctor's office. The doctor, holding a magnifying tool to her eyes. She says, "Um, 'E' ... 'F' ... frog tail, upside-down cross, flames, upside-down cross, again." Panel 2: The doctor continues to hold the magnifying tool to the witch's eyes. The witch continues, "Burning church... the antichrist, um 'R'." Panel 3: The doctor, still holding the magnifying tool, says, "I'm afraid you need glasses." Panel 4: The witch, looking shocked, exclaims, "WHAT?!" The doctor, writing on a clipboard, responds, "And possibly, an exorcism."

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Panel 1: A witch sits at a desk with a laptop, crystal ball, and candle. She says, "Damnit. What's my e-mail password again?" She looks frustrated. Panel 2: A black cat sits on a Ouija board, with its paw on the planchette. The Ouija board spells out, "SluttyUpri$ing69 K1ll-K1ll-K1ll #Destroy&Burn-it-all-dówn." Panel 3: The witch looks back at her laptop, appearing thoughtful. Panel 4: The witch says, "No, that's my online banking."