5-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Slutty Witch shows a date a coffin. "And here's the coffin I share with my ex-boyfriend." Panel 2: "He's a vampire, so it's fine!" Panel 3: "He sleeps during the day and I sleep at night." Panel 4: "Rents are through the roof so it's pretty clever if you think about it." Panel 5: The vampire ex peeks out of the coffin. "I can scoot over if you guys wanna get jiggy with it."