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7-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A couple relaxes in a wooden hot tub when a "Plopp" rings out; the man asks the woman, "W-was that you?" Panel 2: She says, "What? No... someone must've..." as a small turd bobs in the water. Panel 3: Cut to a cheerful salesman in an infomercial: "Welcome to Turd in a Pool. Our service is simple," beside the number 1-800-TURD-IN-A-POOL. Panel 4: He explains, "We will discreetly place a turd in a pool." Panel 5: "Why, you ask? Why not?!" Panel 6: Pointing at the camera, he adds, "Don't ask how we do it. Just call our toll-free number and say Turd Now!" Panel 7: A branded Turd-in-a-Pool helicopter hovers over a house, lowering an operative on a cable to complete the job.

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas about a man's surprising fascination with a sexy worm costume Panel 1: In a Halloween costume store, a man in a green sweater browses the racks. Looking at the costume display wall, he comments: "These female Halloween costumes are getting out of hand." Panel 2: The man examines the selection of costumes on display, including "Sexy Ghost," "Sexy Nurse," and other sexy variants. He reacts with an uncomfortable "Haha... Geez." Panel 3: His attention is caught by a particular costume package labeled "Sexy Worm." He contemplates it, saying "Then again..." Panel 4: In a dreamy pink thought bubble, we see his fantasy of being embraced by multiple large, segmented pink worms while wearing the sexy worm costume himself, a blissful expression on his face.

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas about Officer McSexy's overzealous arrest of a child in a Halloween costume Panel 1: In a nighttime scene on Halloween, Officer McSexy hides behind a bush in a blue uniform holding a walkie-talkie while on patrol. He says: "Captain, I have a visual on our killer." Another speech bubble responds: "Who?" A sound effect "krrrk" indicates radio communication. Panel 2: Officer McSexy exclaims: "The guy from the docuseries!" and runs after a kid wearing a Ghost Face mask from the Scream movies, who is casually a plastic pumpkin collecting candy. Panel 3: In a dramatic action scene with an orange and yellow background, Officer McSexy has tackled the small masked child to the ground. He shouts: "You're under arrest, you SICKO!" Some evidence items are scattered on the ground. Panel 4: Inside an office, the police captain sits at his desk while the two concerned parents and their child, now in a wheelchair and covered in casts and bandages. The captain says: "We would fire him, but he has a great ass."

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WAPSTOBER

Wapstober – various characters by War and Peas

Today WAPSTOBER starts! That means from today until next Sunday, there will be a new comic every day! Let’s start with this one:

Human Costume

4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A large, gray mountain-like figure with a briefcase, red hat, green tie, and a small cloud beside him says, "Guess my Halloween costume!" Panel 2: The mountain continues, "I'm so stressed!" while the cloud adds, "Don't talk to me before I had my coffee!" Panel 3: The mountain says, "Let's destroy the planet and raise the stocks or something!" Panel 4: Finally, the mountain, looking tired, says, "Jeez, I'm exhausted already."