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Mr. Pavlov

By warandpeass | May 21, 2023

Funny 4 panel comic by War and Peas about Ivan Pavlov. 1. Panel: A housekeeper rings a bell and calls out: "Mr. Pavlov, dinner is ready!" 2. Ivan Pavlov jumps out of a door and shouts: "That's great, Irma!" 3. He is sitting at a bare table and realizes: "Wait, Irma, there's no food." 4. Panel: Irma pulls her own head off her shoulders and you can see that it was just a mask. Underneath is a dog that screams angrily: "How the tables have turned, Mr. Pavlov!" Other aggressive dogs surround him. It's their revenge at last.

Posted in Absurd Humor, Black Humor, Comics and tagged as bell, comic, comic strip, comic strips, Comicstrip, dinner, dog, dogs, funny, humor, Irma, Ivan Pavlov, lol, Pavlov, Pawlow, war and peas, webcomic.

Dog Slaughter House

By warandpeass | March 5, 2023

Comic by Jonathan Kunz and Elizabeth Pich aka War and Peas 1. Panel: A man stands in front of a gloomy, run-down building. A sign reads: Dog Slaughter House. The man is startled and says, "Oh my god! That's awful!" 2. Panel: He turns around and says firmly, "I need to do something about this!" 3. Panel: The man stands in an office and shakes hands with another man who says, "The premise is officially yours now." On the table is a piece of paper reading: "Deed Registration". 4. Panel: Back on the premise: The man is now standing in front of a shiny palatial building with a neat front yard and fountain. A now clean sign still reads "Dog Slaughter House." The man is now happy and says, "Much better!"

Posted in Black Humor, Comics, Dark Humor and tagged as 4 panel comic, business, Business Man, cartoonist, comedy, comic, comic artists, comic strip, comic strips, comics, Comicstrip, Comiczeichner, dog, Dog Slaughter House, dogs, elizabeth pich, four panel comic, funny, german, germany, humor, joke, jonathan kunz, lol, Palace, Premise, Puppy Slaughter House, saarbrücken, slaughter, Slaughter House, war and peas, webcomic, webcomics.

Naughty Dad

By warandpeass | December 25, 2022

4 panel comic by War and Peas 1. Panel: Santa is just unloading presents when he he's surprised by a kid who enters the door. The kid asks: "Santa?" 2. The kid asks: "Why do you put that in Dad's stocking?" Santa is holding handcuffs and a kink whip in his hands just being about to put it in the stocking. 3. Santa gets nervous, saying: "Hohoho! Ehm, your father has been a VERY NAUGHTY BOY lately." 4. The kid starts crying: "Is he going back to prison?"

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Posted in Black Humor, Comics, Dark Humor, Hilarious Comics and tagged as black humor, chimney, christmas, comedy, comic, comics, Comicstrip, daddy, dark humor, funnies, funny, gift, gifts, handcuffs, holiday season, humor, lol, Naughty, Naughty Boy, presents, prison, Santa, Santa Claus, stocking, war and peas, webcomic, whip.

Lucky

By warandpeass | November 20, 2022

Funny comic by War and Peas

Posted in Black Humor, Comics, Dark Humor, Hilarious Comics, Sexy Humor and tagged as 4 panel comic, comedy, comic, comic strip, Comicstrip, four panel comic, funnies, funny, hilarious, humor, lady bug, ladybug, lol, lucky, mantis, praying mantid, praying mantis, someone got lucky, timmy, war and peas, webcomic.

Hi Earth

By warandpeass | May 29, 2022

War and Peas – Hi Earth – Jonathan Kunz and Elizabeth Pich

Posted in Black Humor, Comics, Dark Humor and tagged as 4 panel comic, climate change, comic, comic strip, earth, earth talking, elizabeth pich, fine, four panel comic, funny, hilarious, how are you, humans, humor, humour, jonathan kunz, lol, Overpopulation, planet earth, this is fine, war and peas, webcomic.

If Only

By warandpeass | May 10, 2022

War and Peas – If Only – Comic

Posted in Black Humor, Comics and tagged as comic, illustration, war and peas, yoga.

Z Day

By warandpeass | February 10, 2022

War and Peas - Z Day - Jonathan Kunz and Elizabeth Pich

Posted in Black Humor, Comics and tagged as 4 panel comic, apocalypse, bench, comic, comic strip, couple, couple goals, cremation, Damn, elizabeth pich, funny, Harhar, hilarious, humor, jonathan kunz, lol, No Way, park bench, parkbench, talk, war and peas, webcomic, webcomics four panel comic, z day, ZDAY, zombie, zombie apocalypse, zombies.

Black Thumb

By warandpeass | January 30, 2022

War and Peas - Black Thumb - Jonathan Kunz and Elizabeth Pich

Posted in Black Humor, Comics and tagged as Ashes, Black Thumb, comic, comic strip, Comicstrip, Cruel, Cruel Joke, dad, Dying Wish, father, funeral, funny, Green Thumb, grim, Grim Reaper, heritage, joke, Last Wish, Last Wishes, Mighty Tree, Mr Death, reaper, son, war and peas, webcomic, Wishes.

Warm Meals

By warandpeass | January 20, 2022

War and Peas - Warm Meals - Jonathan Kunz and Elizabeth Pich

Posted in Black Humor, Comics, Hilarious Comics and tagged as comic strip, Creepy, dark, drinking blood, Eating human, elizabeth pich, funnies, funny, heehee, hilarious, jonathan kunz, sauna, Saunas, Steam, Steamed, vampire, Vampire Diaris, vampires, war and peas, Warm Meals. 1 Comment

Free Hugs

By warandpeass | January 13, 2022

War and Peas - Free hugs - Jonathan Kunz and Elizabeth Pich

Posted in Absurd Humor, Black Humor, Comics and tagged as cactus, Cactus Boy, Cap, comic, comic strip, Comicstrip, elizabeth pich, Free Hug, free hugs, funnies, funny, genius, hilarious, hug, humor, jonathan kunz, lol, loneliness, lonely, Not you, Red Cap, war and peas, webcomic.
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