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Panel 1: A mother in an apron is washing dishes in a kitchen. Her daughter sits at the table, holding a newspaper with the headline "Men Died Out!" The daughter looks shocked and exclaims, "Gasp!" Panel 2: The grandmother, standing in the doorway of a dark cellar, says, "The time has come to show you your great-great-grandfather Ronald’s family heirloom!" Panel 3: The grandmother, now in the cellar, dramatically reveals, "He gathered his semen, knowing one day, his mighty juice would save humanity!" The mother facepalms and says, "Not the cum bucket again." Panel 4: The grandmother, still in the cellar, yells, "Call the neighbors, it’s heavy!" The mother and daughter look horrified.

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4 panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: The first panel shows a witch with long red hair wearing a black dress and a pointed hat. She is sitting at a window, looking outside at what appears to be a typical autumn scene, with a few clouds in the sky. She holds a drink in one hand and declares, “It has begun. It’s Fall.” Panel 2: The scene shifts to a fairy doing her nails while sitting on the floor. The fairy has green wings, a light green dress, and blonde hair tied up in buns. She is surrounded by objects like a skull, a candle, and some drinks, giving the scene a laid-back vibe. The fairy looks relaxed as she responds, “It’s actually spring.” Panel 3: The third panel returns to the witch, still looking out the window. She confidently repeats, “No, it’s Fall. I can smell it.” Panel 4: In the final panel, the witch clenches her fist in determination, with a look of resolute confidence on her face. She declares, “The fall of the Patriarchy.”

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Panel 1: A black cat and a bear sit at a poker table. The bear says, "I have a flush." Panel 2: The black cat responds, "Oh, a flush? So, you know that word?" Panel 3: The bear says, "Uhm, sure." The black cat then asks, "So, why don't you ever flush?" The bear looks confused. Panel 4: The scene zooms out, revealing a giraffe and a mouse also sitting at the poker table. The giraffe says "Seriously, Karl. Why don't you ever flush?"

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A man arrives at the gates of Hell. A demon checks a guest list at a podium. The man says, "I'm here for the satanic spanking." Panel 2: The demon flips through the book. "I don't see your name on the list." Panel 3: The man tries again. "For Beelzebub's booty buffin'." The demon: "Um..." Panel 4: The man escalates. "The Demonic Ass-Destruction." The demon calls security on the phone.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A cheerful ladybug picks on a young mantis in a cap and backpack named Timmy and gasps, "Oh my God, Timmy, look!" Panel 2: In the grass lies a headleass praying mantis mate, who did not survive the night. Panel 3: The ladybug grins and says, "Looks like someone got lucky last night." Panel 4: Timmy forces a nervous, sweating smile and laughs, "Yeah... hahahaha..."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Two sharks underwater. One says, "If the sea level rises, there'll be more room for us." Panel 2: The second says, "We can finally build that Jacuzzi out back!" Panel 3: The first one adds, "My mother could come live with us." Panel 4: The other shark is on land, on a skateboard, joining a climate crisis protest holding a "STOP climate change" sign

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4 panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A man opens the door to a woman in a cat costume. She says, "Hi Craig, thank for the invitation." He answers, "Who are you?" Panel 2: She looks upset and says, "I'm Alice from Accounting." Panel 3: He says, "Haha, I'm just kidding! I'm dressed up as someone with Alzheimers." She enters and goes, "Oh! Haha!" Panel 4: There are many people enjoying themselves at the party while Craig stands alone in a corner thinking, "Who the hell are these people?"

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1:A person in an orange sweater stands indoors, clutching a "To Do" list with visible frustration. The room is sparse: a blue wall, a table, and a closed window.Panel 2:Close-up of the "To Do" list. The first item, written in bold, reads: “Make a clown cry.”Panel 3:The person is angry, saying, “Who the hell wrote this list?” Unbeknownst to them, a clown with a red nose and bowtie lurks just outside the glass, grinning expectantly.Panel 4:The clown’s face presses against the window. A thought bubble above the clown’s head reads, “Come on... Make me cry. Do it.”

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A ghost wakes with a startled "GASP" in bed and cries, "Honey, I had a dream you died!" Panel 2: The other ghost calmly replies, "Sweetie, we're already dead." Panel 3: Nuzzling their partner, they add, "We were murdered by that crazy axe killer, remember?" Panel 4: Reassured, the first ghost sighs, "Oh, right... what a relief," as the couple drifts back to sleep beneath a crescent moon.

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  1. 4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A stern officer hands a soldier a letter and commands, “Deliver this message to Sergeant Jefferson before dawn!” Panel 2: The officer warns, “The outcome of this war lies in your hands,” while the nervous soldier goes, "SIR, YES, SIR!". Panel 3: The soldier delivers the letter to another officer standing right next to them, saying, “An important message from Lieutenant Meyer, Sir!” Panel 4: The officer reads it aloud: “This just says ‘Jefferson stinks!’” The two commanding officers bicker like children, one shouting, “He started it!” while the messenger suggests, “Sir, the war could be over if you spoke directly, Sir!”