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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Two cartoon bees with blue wings flying against a pink background. The left bee says "You have to be prepared to die for the hive, Jim." Panel 2: The same two bees continue their conversation, with the right bee (Jim) responding "What if I'm prepared to play Jazz for the hive?" Panel 3: The left bee replies "No one wants that, Jim." while Jim holds a small saxophone and says "I had this specially made." Panel 4: Jim is now playing his tiny saxophone with musical notes floating around, while the other bee says "Please, stop." Jim appears to be enjoying his jazz performance despite the protest.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: An orange cat in a blue shirt stands outside a university building, holding an "ECON 101" textbook. Thought bubble reads, "Okay, don't act weird. Just don't act weird." Panel 2: Inside a lecture hall. An elderly professor in a green jacket stands at a podium in front of a chalkboard. The cat sits among human students, thinking, "You got this." The professor says, "Welcome to today's class, everybody." Panel 3: The professor clicks a laser pointer against the chalkboard and says, "Let's get started." Panel 4: Close-up of the cat with dilated pupils, sweating, clutching crumpled papers — completely fixated on the red laser dot against a dramatic red background.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Two cowboys face off in a desert town. One says, "This town ain't big enough for the both of us." Panel 2: The other cowboy considers this. "Are you saying we should..." Panel 3: He looks hopeful. "...move?" Panel 4: Both cowboys ride off together on a horse-drawn wagon loaded with moving boxes, smiling.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A grey cat teacher stands at a desk with a pointer, lecturing a class of cats. "When the human awakes in the morning, it is very important to greet them." Panel 2: A student raises a paw. "Yes, Todd?" Todd asks, "How do we greet them?" Panel 3: The teacher nods approvingly. "Excellent question." Panel 4: The teacher points to a chalkboard diagram showing a cat presenting its backside to a stick-figure human. "With our buttholes."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Two women sit on a park bench. One says, "I have an appointment. Is it okay if I leave you by yourself?" Panel 2: The other smiles. "Don't worry. My thoughts keep me company." Panel 3: The friend waves goodbye and leaves. Panel 4: The woman sits alone. A bird sings, flowers bloom. Her thought bubble: "I'm so alone."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A man in a green cap and hoodie hands a certificate to a blonde woman in a black top and grey skirt. He says, "I bought you a star, babe. Haha!" Panel 2: The woman reads the certificate, laughing. She says, "Hahaha, you named it 'JESSICA'S THICC BOOTY?'" Panel 3: On an alien planet, a crowned green alien leader addresses a crowd from a throne, flanked by two alien guards. Planets float in the purple sky. The leader announces, "Citizens of GØRP-X46, our Planet will henceforth be called JESSICA'S THICC BOOTY." Panel 4: Wide shot of the alien castle and a massive crowd of green aliens gasping in shock under a sky full of planets.

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A witch stands in her bedroom, surrounded by several witch hats placed on her bed. She says, "I have a date later, but I forgot which one of my hats has an irresistibility spell on it..." Panel 2: The witch holds up one of her hats and asks, "What about this one?" Panel 3: Her black cat, Lord Nibbles, looks up at her and says, "I only feel compelled to give you 50% off all lobster dishes." Panel 4: The witch takes off the hat and says, "Ah great! My Seafood Shack hat. Been looking for this one."

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: The Grim Reaper walks towards an elderly woman who is knitting in an armchair. The Grim Reaper asks, "Any last wishes?" Panel 2: The elderly woman responds, "I'd like to see my son for the last time." Panel 3: The Grim Reaper says, "Mrs. Schmidt. You don't have a son." Panel 4: The elderly woman, looking thoughtful, says, "Oh. In that case, I want to bang Tom Selleck on a yacht."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A glowing blonde woman smiles radiantly. "Linda was beautiful." Panel 2: A long leg in a high heel stretches across the panel. "She had legs for days." Panel 3: An arm spans the frame. "Arms for weeks." Panel 4: Linda stands on a mountaintop like a goddess, arms spread against a sunset, with exaggerated proportions. "And breasts for years."

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Panel 1: A mother looks at her phone with a shocked expression. A speech bubble from her phone reads, "Hey mom, having fun riding my bf’s giant cock." Panel 2: The scene shifts to show a giant rooster with a blonde woman riding on its back. They are in a fenced yard, and the rooster appears calm and massive in size. Panel 3: The woman from the first panel is writing a message on her phone. A speech bubble from her phone reads, "How nice! Say hi to Bob from me!" Panel 4: The final panel shows a man in a cowboy hat standing in front of a building labeled "Bob’s Giant Cock Ranch."