Panel 1:
A witch, wearing a pointed hat, sits in a chair at an eye doctor's office. The doctor, holding a magnifying tool to her eyes. She says, "Um, 'E' ... 'F' ... frog tail, upside-down cross, flames, upside-down cross, again."

Panel 2:
The doctor continues to hold the magnifying tool to the witch's eyes. The witch continues, "Burning church... the antichrist, um 'R'."

Panel 3:
The doctor, still holding the magnifying tool, says, "I'm afraid you need glasses."

Panel 4:
The witch, looking shocked, exclaims, "WHAT?!" The doctor, writing on a clipboard, responds, "And possibly, an exorcism."

Panel 1: Two women sit in a living room surrounded by plants, drinking coffee. One says "It's true!" Panel 2: She continues, "Plants grow faster when you play them classical music!" Panel 3: The leaves of a potted plant are reaching towards the window "Must... flee... from... this... torture..." Panel: 4: The woman continues, "I even put on classical music when I'm not home." The potted plant in the foreground has a thought bubble that reads, "...kill... me..."

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The cartoon illustrates the problem of water use in the AI age: a farmer's child and his mother are pumping a little water from a well for their daily use. Two knights in armor, transporting a large, spherical water container on wheels, come by and say, "The King wishes to make more avatars of himself as a Ghibli character."
In the background, a castle sits enthroned on a hill. The cartoon illustrates the excessive water consumption required for AI model queries.

4-panel-comic by War and Peas

Panel 1:
Gandalf, wearing a pointed hat and holding a ring, says to Frodo, "You must take the ring, Frodo." Frodo, dressed in a cloak and looking small beside Gandalf, stands with a neutral expression.

Panel 2:
Frodo examines the ring closely and reads aloud, "It reads: One Ring To Squeeze the Dick." His face is partially obscured by the ring.

Panel 3:
Frodo looks up at Gandalf with a shocked expression and asks, "Ew, is this your cock ring?"

Panel 4:
Gandalf, standing near a fiery pit, says, "It's too powerful. It must be destroyed." Frodo looks on, still holding the ring.

Panel 1:
A therapist sits in an armchair, holding a notepad, and says to a client, "Now, remember we talked about setting realistic goals for the new year." The client, wearing glasses and a dress, is the "thirsty scientist" character, looking attentive. The room has a cozy atmosphere with a plant in the background.

Panel 2:
The thirsty scientist responds confidently, "Yes." She holds a piece of paper and looks determined.

Panel 3:
She reads, "'Embark on a romantic adventure with an Alpha-Centaurian Prince.'"

Panel 4:
The therapist looks at her

Panel 5: The thirsty scientist is looking back.

Panel 6:
She says, "You're right. I'll settle for an admiral." She scribbles on the paper.

4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: Lord Nibbles, a black cat, sits at a wooden table, his paw resting on a Ouija board. The witch in a pointed hat stands beside him, asks, "What are you doing?" Panel 2: Lord Nibbles, still focused on the Ouija board, declares, "This one demon still owes me money." Panel 3: He continues working the Ouija board, "He's raking it in with a new hellish meme coin!" Panel 4: A red, horned demon sits at a cluttered desk, an energy drink can beside his computer. His mother peeks through the door, saying, "It's for you." The demon, clearly annoyed, replies, "Not now, Mom!"

4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: The Grim Reaper sits on a park bench reading a book. He calls out to a passing boy: "Yo, kid. Better tie your shoelaces." Panel 2: The boy asks nervously, "Is that how I'm going to pass on?" Panel 3: The Reaper reassures him: "Um no, you're gonna go peacefully of old age." Panel 4: The kid runs off excitedly. "Awesome! I'm gonna go try heroin!"

 

Panel 1:
A person lies in a hospital bed, speaking to a woman standing beside them. The person says, "...and then Death flashed before my eyes." The woman looks concerned.

Panel 2:
In a flashback, Death, depicted as a cloaked figure, dramatically opens its cloak in front of the person. The person looks shocked.

Panel 3:
The person says "This is creepy." Death, now sweating, stands silently as the person looks at the open cloak with a neutral expression.

Panel 4:
The person is back in the hospital bed, speaking to the woman. The woman says, "You are so brave." She looks touched and slightly teary-eyed.

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Panel 1: A witch sits at a desk with a laptop, crystal ball, and candle. She says, "Damnit. What's my e-mail password again?" She looks frustrated. Panel 2: A black cat sits on a Ouija board, with its paw on the planchette. The Ouija board spells out, "SluttyUpri$ing69 K1ll-K1ll-K1ll #Destroy&Burn-it-all-dówn." Panel 3: The witch looks back at her laptop, appearing thoughtful. Panel 4: The witch says, "No, that's my online banking."

4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A bird and an elephant sit at a bar. The elephant says, "Stop thinking about that jerk!" Panel 2: The elephant continues, "Don't you see the red flags with that guy?" Panel 3: A bull bursts in, wide-eyed. "Did someone say red flags?!" The elephant looks startled. Panel 4: The bull leans over the table and says, "I need to meet him." The bird and elephant look exasperated.