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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: The Grim Reaper sits on a park bench reading a book. He calls out to a passing boy: "Yo, kid. Better tie your shoelaces." Panel 2: The boy asks nervously, "Is that how I'm going to pass on?" Panel 3: The Reaper reassures him: "Um no, you're gonna go peacefully of old age." Panel 4: The kid runs off excitedly. "Awesome! I'm gonna go try heroin!"

 

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Panel 1: A person lies in a hospital bed, speaking to a woman standing beside them. The person says, "...and then Death flashed before my eyes." The woman looks concerned. Panel 2: In a flashback, Death, depicted as a cloaked figure, dramatically opens its cloak in front of the person. The person looks shocked. Panel 3: The person says "This is creepy." Death, now sweating, stands silently as the person looks at the open cloak with a neutral expression. Panel 4: The person is back in the hospital bed, speaking to the woman. The woman says, "You are so brave." She looks touched and slightly teary-eyed.

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Panel 1: A witch sits at a desk with a laptop, crystal ball, and candle. She says, "Damnit. What's my e-mail password again?" She looks frustrated. Panel 2: A black cat sits on a Ouija board, with its paw on the planchette. The Ouija board spells out, "SluttyUpri$ing69 K1ll-K1ll-K1ll #Destroy&Burn-it-all-dówn." Panel 3: The witch looks back at her laptop, appearing thoughtful. Panel 4: The witch says, "No, that's my online banking."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A bird and an elephant sit at a bar. The elephant says, "Stop thinking about that jerk!" Panel 2: The elephant continues, "Don't you see the red flags with that guy?" Panel 3: A bull bursts in, wide-eyed. "Did someone say red flags?!" The elephant looks startled. Panel 4: The bull leans over the table and says, "I need to meet him." The bird and elephant look exasperated.

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Panel 1: A black cat and a bear sit at a poker table. The bear says, "I have a flush." Panel 2: The black cat responds, "Oh, a flush? So, you know that word?" Panel 3: The bear says, "Uhm, sure." The black cat then asks, "So, why don't you ever flush?" The bear looks confused. Panel 4: The scene zooms out, revealing a giraffe and a mouse also sitting at the poker table. The giraffe says "Seriously, Karl. Why don't you ever flush?"

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A cheerful ladybug picks on a young mantis in a cap and backpack named Timmy and gasps, "Oh my God, Timmy, look!" Panel 2: In the grass lies a headleass praying mantis mate, who did not survive the night. Panel 3: The ladybug grins and says, "Looks like someone got lucky last night." Panel 4: Timmy forces a nervous, sweating smile and laughs, "Yeah... hahahaha..."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A ghost wakes with a startled "GASP" in bed and cries, "Honey, I had a dream you died!" Panel 2: The other ghost calmly replies, "Sweetie, we're already dead." Panel 3: Nuzzling their partner, they add, "We were murdered by that crazy axe killer, remember?" Panel 4: Reassured, the first ghost sighs, "Oh, right... what a relief," as the couple drifts back to sleep beneath a crescent moon.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: An orange cat in a blue shirt stands outside a university building, holding an "ECON 101" textbook. Thought bubble reads, "Okay, don't act weird. Just don't act weird." Panel 2: Inside a lecture hall. An elderly professor in a green jacket stands at a podium in front of a chalkboard. The cat sits among human students, thinking, "You got this." The professor says, "Welcome to today's class, everybody." Panel 3: The professor clicks a laser pointer against the chalkboard and says, "Let's get started." Panel 4: Close-up of the cat with dilated pupils, sweating, clutching crumpled papers — completely fixated on the red laser dot against a dramatic red background.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A grey cat teacher stands at a desk with a pointer, lecturing a class of cats. "When the human awakes in the morning, it is very important to greet them." Panel 2: A student raises a paw. "Yes, Todd?" Todd asks, "How do we greet them?" Panel 3: The teacher nods approvingly. "Excellent question." Panel 4: The teacher points to a chalkboard diagram showing a cat presenting its backside to a stick-figure human. "With our buttholes."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A man in a green cap and hoodie hands a certificate to a blonde woman in a black top and grey skirt. He says, "I bought you a star, babe. Haha!" Panel 2: The woman reads the certificate, laughing. She says, "Hahaha, you named it 'JESSICA'S THICC BOOTY?'" Panel 3: On an alien planet, a crowned green alien leader addresses a crowd from a throne, flanked by two alien guards. Planets float in the purple sky. The leader announces, "Citizens of GØRP-X46, our Planet will henceforth be called JESSICA'S THICC BOOTY." Panel 4: Wide shot of the alien castle and a massive crowd of green aliens gasping in shock under a sky full of planets.