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Panel 1: A witch, wearing a pointed hat, sits in a chair at an eye doctor's office. The doctor, holding a magnifying tool to her eyes. She says, "Um, 'E' ... 'F' ... frog tail, upside-down cross, flames, upside-down cross, again." Panel 2: The doctor continues to hold the magnifying tool to the witch's eyes. The witch continues, "Burning church... the antichrist, um 'R'." Panel 3: The doctor, still holding the magnifying tool, says, "I'm afraid you need glasses." Panel 4: The witch, looking shocked, exclaims, "WHAT?!" The doctor, writing on a clipboard, responds, "And possibly, an exorcism."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A doctor at her desk says, "Mr. Johnson, I have to talk to you. Please have a seat." Panel 2: Mr. Johnson crosses his arms. "Absolutely not. I know that trick." Panel 3: "If I sit down, you'll tell me I'm gonna hear the worst. So I prefer standing." Panel 4: The doctor thinks to herself, "Damn... this guy's good."

 

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: In an exam room, a masked doctor sits at the foot of a chair where a witch reclines for a check-up and says, "Ok, let's see." Panel 2: A bat suddenly flies out from under the sheet and the startled doctor throws up his hands, shouting, "WHOA!" Panel 3: As the bat flaps away, the doctor remarks, "It must've been a while." Panel 4: The witch replies, "Oh no, that was just my boyfriend."