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4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: An operating room with surgical lights and a heart monitor. A patient – Slutty Witch in her witch hat – lies on the table and says to the surgeon, "Are you gonna rearrange my guts, Doctor Daddy?" A second medical worker stands in the background. Panel 2: Close-up of the surgeon in green scrubs, cap, glasses, and mask, looking uncomfortable under a spotlight. He says, "Um, its Doctor Smith." Panel 3: Slutty Witch starts grinning and moaning, "Hoohooo-haaa Doctor Daaaddy!" Panel 4: The surgeon turns to a colleague and says, "Why isn't she properly sedated?"

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Panel 1: Three disciples and Jesus stand outside a closed tavern at night. One disciple says, "Oh man, the tavern's closed." Panel 2: The other disciple sighs and says, "Aww, too bad. I was really in the mood for a drink." Jesus looks thoughtful. Panel 3: The disciples watch Jesus expectantly. Panel 4: Jesus puts on a blood-drawing cuff and prepares to prick his arm with a needle, saying, "Sigh... Fine."

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Panel 1: A witch, wearing a pointed hat, sits in a chair at an eye doctor's office. The doctor, holding a magnifying tool to her eyes. She says, "Um, 'E' ... 'F' ... frog tail, upside-down cross, flames, upside-down cross, again." Panel 2: The doctor continues to hold the magnifying tool to the witch's eyes. The witch continues, "Burning church... the antichrist, um 'R'." Panel 3: The doctor, still holding the magnifying tool, says, "I'm afraid you need glasses." Panel 4: The witch, looking shocked, exclaims, "WHAT?!" The doctor, writing on a clipboard, responds, "And possibly, an exorcism."