5-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A female green goblin officer rides a broomstick, chasing a witch. She yells, “Stop!” under a crescent moon. Panel 2: The goblin says, “Do you know how fast you were–” before the witch interrupts, “Officer! I’m late for a date!” Panel 3: The witch, exasperated, sighs, “Do you know how hard it is to find a reasonable guy nowadays?” Panel 4: She continues, “HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE A PODCAST!” Panel 5: The goblin, resigned, waves the witch off: “Okay, GO!” as the witch speeds away into the night.

4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A witch and a fairy are sitting at a café table outside. The fairy asks, "So, how's dating life?" Panel 2: The witch responds, "I met a sexy vampire recently." Panel 3: The witch continues, "Vampires are actually pretty good in bed." Panel 4: The witch adds, "But it gets weird when you're on your period." The fairy looks surprised and slightly uncomfortable.