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5-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A female green goblin officer rides a broomstick, chasing a witch. She yells, “Stop!” under a crescent moon. Panel 2: The goblin says, “Do you know how fast you were–” before the witch interrupts, “Officer! I’m late for a date!” Panel 3: The witch, exasperated, sighs, “Do you know how hard it is to find a reasonable guy nowadays?” Panel 4: She continues, “HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE A PODCAST!” Panel 5: The goblin, resigned, waves the witch off: “Okay, GO!” as the witch speeds away into the night.

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A witch stands in her bedroom, surrounded by several witch hats placed on her bed. She says, "I have a date later, but I forgot which one of my hats has an irresistibility spell on it..." Panel 2: The witch holds up one of her hats and asks, "What about this one?" Panel 3: Her black cat, Lord Nibbles, looks up at her and says, "I only feel compelled to give you 50% off all lobster dishes." Panel 4: The witch takes off the hat and says, "Ah great! My Seafood Shack hat. Been looking for this one."

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Panel 1: A witch and a man are at a bar, flirting. The witch says, "I'm not wearing any underwear..." The man holds a drink and looks intrigued. Panel 2: The man responds in a flirtatious way, "Then maybe we could go to my place..." He is still holding his drink. Panel 3: The man continues, "...So you don’t get a cold." Panel 4: The man is in the process of sitting on the couch next to the witch, who is holding a warming bottle on her lap. On the TV, a show about witches is playing. The witch looks content, and the man appears satisfied with the cozy scene.

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Panel 1: A robot and a woman sit at a dinner table. The woman says, "I'll admit, when I agreed to this date I thought you were a human." The robot looks neutral. Panel 2: The robot responds, "Well, I'm a very good listener..." Panel 3: The robot adds, "...and I have multiple body parts that can vibrate." The woman looks shocked. Panel 4: The woman, raising her hand, says, "Could we get the check please?"

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A witch and a fairy are sitting at a café table outside. The fairy asks, "So, how's dating life?" Panel 2: The witch responds, "I met a sexy vampire recently." Panel 3: The witch continues, "Vampires are actually pretty good in bed." Panel 4: The witch adds, "But it gets weird when you're on your period." The fairy looks surprised and slightly uncomfortable.