Best of Slutty Witch

Best of Slutty Witch

Meet Slutty Witch! Probably the most infamous character from the War and Peas universe. She’s fierce, independent and ready to destroy the Patriarchy.

Slutty Witch

Funny 4-panel-comic about a slutty witch going out on halloween

Daddy Issues

4 panel comic. 1: A witch on a throne in a gothic room. Minion offers a skull: "Another skill, master." Witch: "Put it with the others." 2: Minion puts skull on shelf with more skulls. 3: Skull: "You only collect us… to fill the void of your loveless existence." 4: Witch: "Damnit, I said no more psychoanalysts." Skull: "Also you have daddy issues."

Dating Life

4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A witch and a fairy are sitting at a café table outside. The fairy asks, "So, how's dating life?" Panel 2: The witch responds, "I met a sexy vampire recently." Panel 3: The witch continues, "Vampires are actually pretty good in bed." Panel 4: The witch adds, "But it gets weird when you're on your period." The fairy looks surprised and slightly uncomfortable.

Bat Cave

War and Peas - Bat Cave Elizabeth Pich and Jonathan Kunz

Underwear

Wholesome comic about a flirt with a witch

Romantic Evening

War and Peas - Romantic Evening - Elizabeth Pich and Jonathan Kunz

Vibration Mode

4 panel comic by War and Peas: 1. After the date, the witch and a guy stand outside the restaurant. The man says, "I had a great time tonight." 2. He continues, "Can I walk you home?" She answers, "No, thanks, I have my broom with me." 3. Close-up to her broom. She sets the switch labeled "Vibration Mode" to "on". 4. The witch against the nightly skyline. She goes, "Weeeee!"

Piece of Meat

4 panel comic by War and Peas. 1. A fairy and witch are sitting in front of a café drinking coffee. The fairy goes, "So how was your date?" 2. The witch answers, "He's been treating me like a piece of meat." 3. The fairy is disgusted, "Ugh!" 4. The witch takes a sip from the coffee and says, "Well, he's vegan so he's very respectful."

Fun Things to Do For Witches

4 panel comic about fun things to do for witches during quarantine

Red Moon

A 4-panel comic. Panel 1: A man in a shirt and tie, holding a briefcase, looks up as something drips on him. He says, “Huh?” Panel 2: More red drops fall on him, and he exclaims, “What the fu...”. Panel 3: A witch flies by on her broomstick, calling out, “Sorry!” Panel 4: The witch flies away, muttering, “Damn irregular periods,” while laughing.

Beautiful Nightmare

War and Peas - Beautiful Nightmare - Jonathan Kunz and Elizabeth Pich

What Witches Want

War and Peas - What Witches Want - Jonathan Kunz and Elizabeth Pich

Magic Wand

4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A group of witches sit in a circle around a fire under the night sky. One witch says, "To abolish the patriarchy once and for all..." Panel 2: Another witch, holding a wand, adds, "...raise your wands, sisters!" Panel 3: Several witches lift their wands, while one holds up what looks like a vibrator (magic wand). Panel 4: The witch holding the vibrator looks slightly awkward, while the other witches continue their ritual under the moon.

The Power of the Hat

Funny 4-panel webcomic about a witch who cannot decide which magic hat to wear

Fall

4 panel comic by War and Peas 1. Witch standing at window looking out. She says: "It has begun. It's fall." 2. Her best friend, a fairy, is sitting on the floor doing her nails. She answers: "It's spring actually." 3. The witch continues to look out of the window: "No, it's fall. I can smell it." 4. She turns around and has clenched a fist: "The fall of the Patriarchy."

Driving the Stick

A black and white cartoon showing witches with different modes of transportation under a crescent moon. One young witch stands on the ground looking up disapprovingly, while three other witches fly through the sky - one on a scooter/moped, one on a hoverboard, and one on what appears to be a Roomba vacuum. The caption reads: 'Kids these days... Don't even know how to drive the stick anymore.'

Flatmates

4 panel comic by War and Peas. 1. Slutty Witch and her cat Lord Nibbles are sitting on the couch watching Friends. The witch says, "Sitcoms are so unrealistic." 2. "No one ever fights about the dishes... or laundry." 3. She looks at her cat angrily, "Or why ONE flatmate has to hock up their hairballs when the other one has a date!" 4. EARLIER: Slutty Witch is on the bed with a sexy vampire girl. They're about to have sex. Both look startled at something outside of the panel. They hear "ACK ACK" sounds. The vampire says, "Umm, is he okay?"

Guzzler

4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: The Slutty Witch lounges on a couch with a bowl of snacks, wearing a hat with two beer cans and straws. She watches TV. Her vampire flatmate stands in the doorway and says, "I'm late for my Pen & Paper! Can you take me on your broom?" Panel 2: The Slutty Witch, still wearing her beer-can hat, still watching the TV says, "I'm watching the game." Panel 3: The vampire pleads with a desperate expression, "Pleeease! I'm playing a human office worker and I can't be late." Panel 4: The Slutty Witch gets up from the couch and says, "Fine. But the Guzzler stays on." The vampire goes, "Yessss!" The TV screen shows that she has been watching some sort of monster game.

Full House

5-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: Lord Nibbles, a black cat with wide eyes, holds a phone to their ear. Speech bubble: “You have to come home!” Background is solid red. Panel 2: A witch sits on a chaise, holding a phone to her ear, saying, “I told you not to call me at work.” An old man kneels in front of her, licking her feet with audible “Slurp” sound effects. Panel 3: Lord Nibbles, still on the phone, asks, “Remember the carpet you bought with the Ouija-Board design?” The witch replies, “Yes, so cute!” Background is split red and pink. Panel 4: Lord Nibbles’ eyes widen as he says, “Well, the Roomba summoned three demons with it!” The witch, unfazed, responds, “And?” Panel 5: The living room is filled with three demons sitting at a table. Lord Nibbles, still on the phone, says, “You have to lend me some money.” The demons appear engaged in a poker game.

Body

4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A witch in a black dress and hat sits at a bar, smiling flirtatiously. She says, “Wanna come to my place? I have the body of a 19-year-old.” Panel 2: A blonde man, excited, responds, “Sounds good to me. Let’s go.” Panel 3: Jumpcut: The witch and the man stand at the top of a staircase leading into a dark basement. The witch looks down, saying, “Must be here somewhere.” Panel 4: The witch, now on all fours, triumphantly finds two literal bodies in a pile of junk and exclaims, “Ha, there you go! Even two 19-year-olds!”

Good Lookin

7-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: The witch enters the room holding an old photo album, saying, “Look at this old photo album I found. It’s full of pictures of this guy.” Her black cat, Lord Nibbles, lies on a green cushion nearby watching TV. Panel 2: Lord Nibbles responds, “Oh, that’s me. Before I was sentenced to life in this feline vessel.” Panel 3: The witch looks at the album, saying, “Damn... You were quite…” Panel 4: Lord Nibbles interrupts, “A good-looking demon? Yes, I know.” Panel 5: The witch says, “Can’t believe now you’re just a furball that licks its own butthole.” Panel 6: Lord Nibbles replies, “Actually, I did that before too.” Panel 7: Lord Nibbles continues, “Vlad the Flexible, the townsfolk called me.” The witch looks horrified, saying, “Oh my God.”

Crystals

four panel comic by War and Peas. 1. Panel: A man walks after the witch character through her apartment filles with crystals. He says, "Wow, you do have many crystals!" 2. Panel: She answers, "They're for protection mostly." 3. Panel: THey stand in front of a giant crystal that has the shape of male genitals. The man says, "What does this one protect you from?" 4. Panel: She says, "Frustration."

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