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New Evidence

By warandpeass | April 23, 2023

4 Panel Comic by War and Peas 1. Panel: A female scientist is holding a presentation. She says: "New evidence suggests..." 2. Panel: Close-Up to her face: "that aliens are MUCH SEXIER than previously assumed." 3. Panel: She clicks with a pointer to the presentation screen and says: "By evidence I mean these illustrations I've been making in my free time." 4. The screen showing herself being held like a queen by two giant buff aliens. Their muscles are sweaty and they're standing on a giant pink planet.

Posted in Comics, Sexy Humor and tagged as alien, aliens, astronomists, astronomy, buff, comic, elizabeth pich, Fantasy, funny, hilarious, horny, humor, jonathan kunz, lol, NASA. scientist, planet, planets, science, sexy, thirsty, war and peas, webcomic.

F*ck That Flower

By warandpeass | April 9, 2023

Funny comic by War and Peas named "Fuck that flower" 1. Panel: A flower says: They always say "What a beautiful flower. Lovely flower." 2. Panel: She continues: But do you know what they never say? 3. Panel: She shouts: I want to fuck that flower so hard that [redacted text] 4. Panel: A bee approaches saying "I could offer respectful love-making." The flower shouts "FUCK OFF!"

Posted in Comics, Sexy Humor and tagged as beautiful flower, bee, bees, comic, comic strip, flower, flowers, fuck, fuck off, funny, hilarious, lol, love making, lovely flower, nasty, nature, Naughty, redacted text, sex, webcomic.

The Scholar

By warandpeass | March 26, 2023

4 panel comic by War and Peas. 1. Panel: A man sitting in his chair surrounded by books. In fact he's reading a book right now. He says: "Ive read so much." 2. Panel: He looks up from the book and continues: "But lived so little." 3. Panel: He gets up and pulls the curtains open, saying "I bet a world of wonders awaits me outside!" 4. Panel: The man breaks the fourth wall and looks at the reader. Outside of his window there's destruction. UFOs are hovering over the city, a giant atom bomb is exploding, buildings are set in flames and people are running around in panic.

Posted in Absurd Humor, Comics, Hilarious Comics and tagged as aliens, atom bomb, attack, books, chaos, comic, destruction, funny, humor, lol, panic, reader, reading, scholar, war and peas, webcomic.

Childhood Calling

By warandpeass | March 19, 2023

4 panel comic by War and Peas 1. Panel: A grown man with little hair walks down the street. He sees a tin can phone lying on the ground and says, "Oh boy, that must be my childhood calling!" 2. He holds the tin can phone next to his ear and asks: "Hello?" 3. Panel: A voice comes out of the phone and shouts: "You're wasting your life, you piece of shit!" 4. Two boys are standing on a roof top looking down. One of them says, "Wow, that one was easy." They look down at the man lying hunched on the ground, crying.

Posted in Comics, Dark Humor, Sad But Funny and tagged as can phone, Childhood, childhood calling, comic, comic strip, comics, funny, humor, lol, phone, piece of shit, prank, tin can phone, war and peas, webcomic.

Bras

By warandpeass | March 12, 2023

4 panel comic by War and Peas 1. Panel: Two mermaids meet under water. Their breasts are exposed. One of them says: "Whales are such pervs!" 2. Panel: She continues: "Starring at our boobs all the time!" A whale is looking confused. 3. Panel: The other mermaids says: "Time to cover them up!" 4. Panel: A starfish on a rock is looking at them happily but also nervous.

Posted in Comics, Hilarious Comics, Wholesome Humor and tagged as Boobs, bra, bras, breasts, comic, funny, humor, lol, mermaid, mermaids, ocean, perv, starfish, starfish bra, underwater, war and peas, webcomic, Whale, whales.

Happy International Women’s Day

By warandpeass | March 8, 2023

Cartoon by War and Peas called "Support Dawg": A support dog walks on the leash of a woman and says "You can do it, bitch."

Posted in Cartoons and tagged as amusing, bitch, Cartoon, cartoons, comedy, Dawg, dog, funny, hilarious, humor, International Womens Day, lol, New Yorker Cartoon, New Yorker Cartoons, Support Dawg, Support Dog, war and peas.

Dog Slaughter House

By warandpeass | March 5, 2023

Comic by Jonathan Kunz and Elizabeth Pich aka War and Peas 1. Panel: A man stands in front of a gloomy, run-down building. A sign reads: Dog Slaughter House. The man is startled and says, "Oh my god! That's awful!" 2. Panel: He turns around and says firmly, "I need to do something about this!" 3. Panel: The man stands in an office and shakes hands with another man who says, "The premise is officially yours now." On the table is a piece of paper reading: "Deed Registration". 4. Panel: Back on the premise: The man is now standing in front of a shiny palatial building with a neat front yard and fountain. A now clean sign still reads "Dog Slaughter House." The man is now happy and says, "Much better!"

Posted in Black Humor, Comics, Dark Humor and tagged as 4 panel comic, business, Business Man, cartoonist, comedy, comic, comic artists, comic strip, comic strips, comics, Comicstrip, Comiczeichner, dog, Dog Slaughter House, dogs, elizabeth pich, four panel comic, funny, german, germany, humor, joke, jonathan kunz, lol, Palace, Premise, Puppy Slaughter House, saarbrücken, slaughter, Slaughter House, war and peas, webcomic, webcomics.

Fall

By warandpeass | February 12, 2023

4 panel comic by War and Peas 1. Witch standing at window looking out. She says: "It has begun. It's fall." 2. Her best friend, a fairy, is sitting on the floor doing her nails. She answers: "It's spring actually." 3. The witch continues to look out of the window: "No, it's fall. I can smell it." 4. She turns around and has clenched a fist: "The fall of the Patriarchy."

Posted in Comics, Hilarious Comics, Sexy Humor, Wholesome Humor and tagged as comic, comics, elizabeth pich, fairy, fall, fall of patriarchy, feminism, funny, humor, jonathan kunz, lo, patriarchy, seasons, Slutty Witch, spring, war and peas, witch, witches, Witchy.

Camping Trip

By warandpeass | January 29, 2023

4 panel Comic by War and Peas 1. A giant toilet paper roll sits by the camping fire with friends. The roll says: "Thanks for bringing me to the camping trip, guys!" 2. One of the friends hugs him and says: "Of course, buddy! We love you!" 3. Another friend comes out of the bushes: "Hey guys, we're outta toilet paper." 4. Everybody looks at the giant toilet paper roll which looks back petrified.

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Posted in Absurd Humor, Comics, Dark Humor, Hilarious Comics and tagged as buddy, campfire, camping, camping trip, comedy, comic, comic strip, comics, fire, friends, funny, humor, joke, lol, roll, tent, tents, toilet paper, toilet paper roll, trip, we love you.

Mermaid’s Secret

By warandpeass | January 22, 2023

4 panel Comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A mermaid sits on a rock in the ocean during sun set. A fish comes by and says: "Ariel, what are you doing up here, all by yourself?" Panel 2: She answers "I told you, not disturb me when I'm up here." Panel 3: The fish leaves. Panel 4: Ariel farts and looks relieved.

Posted in Comics, Hilarious Comics, Wholesome Humor and tagged as Ariel, comic, comics, Comicstrip, fart, farting, flounder, funny, humor, mermaid, ocean, pfft, secret, sun set, sunset, war and peas, webcomic.
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