4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A father and daughter walk toward a sunny cottage. "Oh, wow! Daddy is this our new house?" Panel 2: The father corrects her. "No, honey. Remember we're in a horror movie!" Panel 3: The daughter glances at the crumbling house next door: lightning, gravestones, and a shadowy figure visible in a window. "It's this one." Panel 4: The daughter asks, "And you're an author working on his comeback novel?" The father adds, looking distressed, "And Mom's been acting strange, lately."

4-panel comic by War and Peas

Panel 1: A witch ("Slutty Witch") and a vampire sit on a couch watching TV, cozy with snacks. The vampire says, “Ahh… no place like home.”

Panel 2: Their black cat (Lord Nibbles), lying on a green cushion, asks sarcastically, “What about a Roman bath full of maidens with high blood pressure?”

Panel 3: The vampire replies, “I prefer low blood pressure.”

Panel 4: With a smug look, the vampire sips from his mug and adds, “I’m a gourmet.” The witch munches popcorn beside him, and a skull lies on the floor near the TV.