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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: The Grim Reaper stands at a man's door holding a potted seedling and announces, "I hereby hand over your father's remains." Panel 2: Reading from a note, the Reaper continues, "It was his final wish to be planted under this seedling, so that he will grow into a mighty tree," and hands the pot over. Panel 3: The man carries the little plant into his living room which is filled with brown, withered houseplants that clearly didn't make it. Panel 4: Sweating, he holds the seedling and thinks, "One last cruel joke, right, Dad?"

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A vampire in a black cape lurks against a tiled wall beneath a sign pointing to the sauna, rubbing his hands together. Panel 2: He peeks around the corner, giggling "Heehee," and hides. Panel 3: A flushed, sweating man wrapped in a towel strolls out of the steaming sauna as the vampire waits. Panel 4: The vampire creeps toward him, grinning, and says, "I love warm meals."

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8-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A man laughs at a mouse caught in a trap. "Haha, dumb mouse." Panel 2: The mouse, unfazed, next to a block of cheese. "Yes, I do love cheese." Panel 3: "I love cheese so much, I'm prepared to give everything for it." Panel 4: The mouse asks, "Have you ever loved anything that much?" Panel 5: The man stands alone against a dark sky, staring into the void. Panel 6: He sits on the floor, face in hands. "No..." Panel 7: He opens the trap, sobbing, and releases the mouse. Panel 8: The mouse relaxes in a cosy furnished mouse hole with bookshelves, eating cheese. "Haha, humans are chumps."

 

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: The Grim Reaper appears before an old lady knitting in her armchair. "It's time." Panel 2: She looks up cheerfully. "Time for what? Time for some cocoa?" Panel 3: Death facepalms. "Mrs. Schmidt..." She grabs her walker: "Time for some cookies and the new season of Bridgerton?" Panel 4: They sit on the couch together with cookies, cake, and Bridgerton on TV. Death protests, "We can't keep doing this, Mrs.—" She shushes him: "Pssst!"

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A doctor at her desk says, "Mr. Johnson, I have to talk to you. Please have a seat." Panel 2: Mr. Johnson crosses his arms. "Absolutely not. I know that trick." Panel 3: "If I sit down, you'll tell me I'm gonna hear the worst. So I prefer standing." Panel 4: The doctor thinks to herself, "Damn... this guy's good."

 

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Two long-necked dinosaurs gaze up at the sky as one says, "Look, Ronald! A shooting star!" while a fiery object streaks toward them. Panel 2: "Quick, make a wish!" the other urges as the blazing object grows closer. Panel 3: Gazing at each other, one dinosaur wishes, "I wish we could be together forever." Panel 4: A caption reads "150 million years later." In a modern home, a plastic laundry basket and a plastic water bottle recognize one another, "Barb, is that you?" "Ronald?" the two dinosaurs reunited at last as household plastics.

 

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: In a public restroom, the Grim Reaper strides toward a man washing his hands, thinking, "Your time has come" while a strip of toilet paper trails from the Reaper's own shoe. Panel 2: The cheerful man points and says, "Hey, pal. You got some toilet paper on your shoe there." Panel 3: The Reaper glances down and mutters, "Uhm... Thanks." Panel 4: As the man strolls out into the sunshine, the embarrassed Reaper quietly crosses his name off a long list.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A tired office worker at a desk with a computer and charts thinks, "I wish I'd followed my passion and become an artist." Panel 2: An artist painting at an easel thinks, "I wish I had gone into a more financially stable profession." Panel 3: A split panel shows both of them side by side, each wistful and longing for the other's life. Panel 4: A vast, empty landscape of mountains and sky stretches out beneath the words "The end."

 

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4 panel comic (Yonkoma) by War and Peas: 1. Panel: An angel and God are sitting on a cloud looking down on Earth. The angel says, "Heavenly father, the humans have started doing sex for enjoyment." 2. Panel: The angel continues, "They've also started screaming your name when they climax." 3. Panel: God says, "Hmm. Not gonna lie..." 4. He continues, "It does turn me on a bit."

4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: An angel in heaven reports to God on the clouds. "Heavenly Father, the humans have started being intimate for fun." Panel 2: "They've also started screaming your name when they climax." Panel 3: God considers. "Hmm... Not gonna lie..." Panel 4: God admits, "It does turn me on a bit."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: The Grim Reaper stands over a body, clipboard in hand, addressing a ghost. "Thanks for using our soul-reaping services." Panel 2: Close-up of the Reaper reading from the clipboard. "Would you say your experience was — Good, Great, Not sure." Panel 3: The ghost stares blankly. Silence. Panel 4: The Reaper writes on the clipboard. "I'm gonna put down 'Great.'"