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A cartoon by War and Peas shows a bird sitting in an airplane seat, wearing a seatbelt and angrily saying to a man next to them, "Why don’t you mind your own fuckin’ business."

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Panel 1: The first panel shows a witch dressed in black with a classic pointy hat, vacuuming the floor of her home. She looks frustrated and is thinking out loud, saying, "Ugh, I can’t bring anyone back with the place looking like this." The room has a few scattered items like a bone, indicating it’s a bit messy. Panel 2: In the second panel, the witch's black cat, who is sitting near a Ouija board on the floor, speaks up. The cat looks annoyed and says, "Do you MIND?! You’re scaring away the spirits." The cat's wide-eyed expression emphasizes its frustration. Panel 3: The third panel zooms in on the witch, who is visibly annoyed by the cat's comment. She scoffs at the cat, expressing her disbelief at its audacity. The panel focuses on her face, showing her irritation. Panel 4: In the final panel, the cat, still near the Ouija board, continues to sass the witch. It says, "They also asked if you’re planning on going out in that outfit." The cat looks smug, while the witch is left speechless by the remark.

 

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A six-panel comic strip by War and Peas: Panel 1: A serene landscape with mountains, a lake, flowers, and the sun shining in the sky. Caption reads: "What a magnificent time of year Summer is." Panel 2: A bird chirping while flying in the sky. Caption reads: "The birds chirp." Panel 3: A turtle basking in the sun on a rock in a pond. Caption reads: "The turtles bask in the sun." Panel 4: A dung beetle rolling a large ball of dung. Caption reads: "The dung beetle rolls its dung." Panel 5: Close-up of the dung beetle looking at its ball of dung with a thought bubble: "This is the most beautiful ball of shit I have ever made." Panel 6: The dung beetle hugging its ball of dung, looking content.

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A four-panel comic strip by War and Peas. Panel 1: A princess in a pink dress and conical hat rides a horse. The background is a bright, grassy landscape. She is asked, "Oh, fair princess, where art thou off to on thy trusty steed?" Panel 2: The princess responds, "To the township of McDonald!" She is shown riding the horse energetically towards a distant destination. Panel 3: The princess continues, "Where one can buyeth tasty burgers without getting off thy horse!" She is depicted riding swiftly, her hair flowing in the wind. Panel 4: The princess, now closer to the destination, says, "One McPeasant and Curly Troll Fries!" A small sign in the foreground says, "Godspeed!"

The Medieval Menu costeth only 5 shilling!

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Comic about a teenage praying mantis in school

A four-panel comic strip by War and Peas. Panel 1: A young male praying mantis, Timmy, talks to his mother, who is sitting in a chair reading a book. Timmy says, "Hey, Mom..." His mother replies, "What, Timmy?" Panel 2: Timmy, looking worried, says, "I don't want to be killed by my future wife." Panel 3: Timmy's mother, with a thoughtful expression, responds, "Well, there's only one solution, son." Panel 4: The scene shifts to a lively Pride parade with various insects, including butterflies, bees, and ladybugs, holding rainbow flags. Timmy walks holding Pride flag, joining the celebration.

A four-panel comic strip by War and Peas. Panel 1: A young male praying mantis, Timmy, talks to his mother, who is sitting in a chair reading a newspaper titled "Daily Mantis." Timmy says, "Mom, it's Bring Your Dad to School Day." Panel 2: Timmy's mother, still reading the newspaper, responds, "Sure, Timmy. Your father is in the shed." Panel 3: Timmy, looking excited, says, "Really? Cool, Mom!" Panel 4: In the classroom, a praying mantis teacher stands at the front. Timmy sits at a desk with a large, lifeless mantis (presumably his father) beside him. The teacher says, "See me after class, Timmy." The classroom has a banner that reads "Bring Your Dad."

4 panel comic by War and Peas. 1. A shiny butterfly: "I can cause a tornado!" 2. A ladybug: "I will bring luck to all I meet." 3. A praying mantis: "I will get eatn by my sexual partner." 4. Praying mantis: "Wait, what?"

Funny 4-panel-comic: 1. Panel: A ladbuy and a praying mantis stand next to each other. They're kids and both wear backpacks. The ladybug says: "Oh, Timmy, look!" 2. Panel: You can see a dead praying mantis with its head eaten off. 3. Panel: The ladybug says: "Looks like someone got lucky last night!" 4. Timmy is sweating and says: "Yeah, haha"

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In this comic by War and Peas, a person sets a mouse trap with cheese, mocking the mouse by saying 'Haha, dumb mouse.' The mouse, near the cheese, responds 'Yeah. I do love cheese.' The mouse then expresses its love for cheese, stating 'I love cheese so much, I'm prepared to die for it,' and asks the person if they have ever loved anything so much. The person, reflecting on the question, responds sadly with 'No...' while the mouse is trapped. Feeling remorseful, the person opens the trap and frees the mouse, who escapes with the cheese. The final panel shows the mouse joining other mice in a cozy home, saying 'Haha, humans are chumps.'