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Panel 1: Jesus sits on a therapist's couch. The therapist asks, "So let’s talk about this resurrection fantasy..." Panel 2: He continues, "You want people to give up something they love." Panel 3: Jesus smiles and says, "Yes." Panel 4: The therapist adds, "And then a giant rabbit has to hide all the eggs." Panel 5: He continues, "I want you to reflect on that for a moment." Panel 6: The therapist sighs and says, "I mean, this all happened over 2000 years ago." Panel 7: Jesus says, "Yeah. But I'm still pissed."

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Panel 1: Three disciples and Jesus stand outside a closed tavern at night. One disciple says, "Oh man, the tavern's closed." Panel 2: The other disciple sighs and says, "Aww, too bad. I was really in the mood for a drink." Jesus looks thoughtful. Panel 3: The disciples watch Jesus expectantly. Panel 4: Jesus puts on a blood-drawing cuff and prepares to prick his arm with a needle, saying, "Sigh... Fine."

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: The Grim Reaper sits at a desk with a computer. A small ghost floats beside him. The ghost says, "I'd like to complain. My soul wasn't collected and now it's floating around somewhere." Panel 2: The Grim Reaper says, "Hmm... Mrs. Coleman. Your soul has taken hold of a boy in Venezuela." Panel 3: The ghost looks shocked and exclaims, "Jesus!" Panel 4: The Grim Reaper says, "It's actually pronounced 'Héy-Zeus'. And the Vatican is already sending someone."

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: Mary and Joseph are inside a barn. Mary, visibly pregnant, stands next to Joseph, who is sitting on a chair and writing in a book. Mary says, "Joseph, I think I'm pregnant." Panel 2: Joseph, looking determined and says, "Impossible, Mary! We used my patented pull-out technique!" Panel 3: Mary stands with her arms on her hip, looking unimpressed ands says, "Well, it didn't work." Joseph is holding his head in his hands, looking distressed and says "What am I going to tell my shareholders?" Panel 4: Thirty years later, Jesus sits on some steps, talking to his disciples. He says, "So I must be the son of God or something."

 

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A man named Kevin is kneeling in the desert, looking up at the sky. He says, "God, what is my plan in life?" Panel 2: The clouds in the sky form a speech bubble that reads, "Honestly, Kevin... I didn't count on you making it this far." Panel 3: The clouds continue speaking, "Um, maybe go have a nice, big ice cream." Panel 4: Kevin walks away happily, saying, "Sweet."